<klafka> Penis-enlargement pills contain a less-than-sexy dose of bacteria and other contaminants
<Tecato> What's some contaminants when it comes to a bigger penis?
<klafka> what if your penis turns green?
<Tecato> Will it be big?
<klafka> monstrous
<Tecato> Then you could name it Hulk.
<Tecato> And before you have sex you could scream "HULK SMASH!"