<Kosmo`> Why is it called PUBLIC hair if it's on a "private" part?
<pakz> you moron! it's not PUBLIC, it's PUBIC
<Kosmo`> uh... really!?!? HOLY SHIT!
<pakz> what?
<Kosmo`> hehe, now I see why my girlfriend laughed when I asked her "why don't you shave your public hair?"