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<ColonelCoroner> Damn, my girlfriend just fucking confused herself in trying to use the calculator on her cell.  Stupid bitch.
<Piro-nuts> ...dude, what did you expect from the peroxide-bleached blonde?
<ColonelCoroner> I dun fuckin know.  She CALLED me on her cell, to ask how to USE the calculator on her cell. 
<Piro-nuts> I think women are INNATELY stupid, that's the only reason to explain it.
<ColonelCoroner> Dude, with all this cloning and genome shit going around, there's gotta be a time when women will contain intelligent DNA.
<Piro-nuts> Yah, but like, 90% of them spit it out...