|
<Slimjim`> My parents caught me masturbating one day, and responded with making me a cake to celebrate my ascent into manhood. At the time I should have been "what the holy bejesusing fuck" but instead I was like "hey, free cake." |
| Home / Latest / Browse / Random >0 / Top 100-200 / Add Quote / Search / ModApp | |
| 0.0034 | 20945 quotes approved; 1883 quotes pending |