#30754 +(795)- [X]

<^DSKY^[atWork]> could some like ultra-1337 person like hack the computer the universe runs on and change the program so that I have a girlfriend?
<tef-cruise> dsky: i tried and it segfaulted.
<tef-cruise> i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland
<tef-cruise> but i dont think anyone will notice