<Digby> what if the man empirically measure them ? ;)
<Digby> length, girth, tensile strength, and volume ;)
<_Matty> volume?? "hey, baby, i've got a loud cock" ??
<_Matty> wtf?
<Tig`One> "hey babe wanna hear my cock shout?"
<^Dozy^> that'd be an impressive chat up line
<Guede> Brings new meaning to pump up the volume.