<cappicard> whew... got that splinter out.
<VicViper> cappicard: wooden keyboard?
<Apollo-> VicViper: No, I think he was playing with his wooden dildo
<VicViper> hehe
<Apollo-> good thing he was stroking it with his hand and not ramming it in his ass
<Apollo-> it'd been a little tougher getting a splinter out of his ass