#582133 +(1919)- [X]

<lapyap> i was at this party and this really fuckin ugly drunk chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with me
<lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says ‘don’t you want to go down on me?” so I say “ I;m jewish, I cant eat pig”
<lapyap> she slapped me after that :p