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bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
bloodninja: look Iím sorry. Iím just a little paranoid
sweet17: of what?
bloodninja: No. Iím in hiding.
bloodninja: Donít fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: Iím serious.
sweet17: I donít get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: Iím wanted in three states
bloodninja: Itís kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
bloodninja: so I know you arenít one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: Iím not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Werenít you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I donít want to send you the picture cause Iím not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops arenít
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. Whatís your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. Iím looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: Iíve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. Iím not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isnít you.
bloodninja: Iíll be damned if it ainít!
sweet17: You donít look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guyÖ.
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit wonít get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldnít have sent you that picture.
sweet17: Youíve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesnít hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I canít believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I canít believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: Youíd break both of his legs.
sweet17: Youíre a fucking wanker!
sweet17: Iíve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you donít even know me
bloodninja: Ok. Iím sorry.
sweet17: No you arenít
bloodninja: Youíre right. Iím not.
sweet17: Iím done with you
bloodninja: Aww. Iím sorry.
sweet17: Iím putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
bloodninja: Iíll eat your kitty
sweet17: Youíll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said Iíd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldnít get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: Iíd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well Iím not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I donít know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: Iím afraid to
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesnít that seem strange to you?
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I wonít do it if you donít want me to
sweet17: I didnít say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
bloodninja: When I start to go limpÖ you say ďHARRRR!!!Ē
sweet17: You canít be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: Itís my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then youíll do it for me?
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh Ögoing limp.
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: Östill limp
bloodninja: Do it!
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy appleÖ
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabinÖ
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: Ögoing limp again.
bloodninja: Say it!