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<Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^
<nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt..
* Arttemis kills nem
<Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch.
<D> You can't even look at the menu.
<Arttemis> Sure I can.
<Arttemis> As long as no one sees me.
<D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a cigarette.
<D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school zone.
<Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.