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(bovril): i realised yesterday
(bovril): that every old lady you walk past in the street probably fancies you
(bovril): :(
(doggie^): yeah
(doggie^): one was checking me out in marks and spencers the other week
(doggie^): then she licked her lips at me
(doggie^): i was weirded out for days
(bovril): if thats not a strong argument for euthenasia i dont know what is