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*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'
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<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand
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<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
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<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
#192 +(377)- [X]
<Quan> they speak "texican"
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<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
#194 +(368)- [X]
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
#195 +(1262)- [X]
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#196 +(432)- [X]
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
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*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'
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<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
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<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
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<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
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<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
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(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
#204 +(874)- [X]
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#205 +(1026)- [X]
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
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[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
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<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
#218 +(624)- [X]
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
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<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#224 +(992)- [X]
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
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<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda
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<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end
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<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
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<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
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<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.
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<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
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<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
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<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor
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<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
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[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
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<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
#241 +(1512)- [X]
<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
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<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
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<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
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n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day?
#246 +(506)- [X]
e l i t e m r p: first type this
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
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n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
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n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
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<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
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<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
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<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
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<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
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<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
#263 +(117)- [X]
<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
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<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..
<hypr> fucking bitch
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<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. That's my bandwidth.
<Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"
<Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken
<Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum
<Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass
<Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"
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n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell
n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc
n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
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<ikkenai> these tortilla chips are growing dangerously salty
<ikkenai> old dutch is approaching the limits of the sodium frontier
<CanuckGod> ikke: the Ristorante ones?
<CanuckGod> those things are as salty as a nigger's balls