<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons
<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt
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<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life.
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<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married
<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common
<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<rouge> you vegetarian?
<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!
<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
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<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography
<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS?
<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)
<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway
<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad
[02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial
<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.
<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger
<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
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[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning"
<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.
<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair of breasts for one evening
<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's not for desktops.
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