<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote us. :|
<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!!
<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number
<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?
<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something
(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time?
<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE
(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear
<ethiopia> i'm starving
(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too
(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey, whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"
<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year
<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy?
<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute
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<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on!
<Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis comparisons, really.
<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms.
<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<sphynx> crushes suck
<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac
<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.
* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<Beeth> Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart
<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?
<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now ...ahhhhhh
<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip
<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.
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<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/
<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.
<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish
<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh
<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =
<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??
<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya
<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole
<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now?
<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?
<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car
<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
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