#686 +(793)- [X]
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"
to "In Goats We Thrust"
#687 +(382)- [X]
<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc
> you mean the NSA not the military
<DaveMann> no the military
<DaveMann> what is nsa
<DaveMann> dont u mean
#688 +(419)- [X]
<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=<
#689 +(366)- [X]
<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity
#690 +(161)- [X]
<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags
#691 +(1269)- [X]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> WHOA SHIT
<mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part.
<wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :)
<wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc -l
#693 +(362)- [X]
n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e m r p: register
#694 +(308)- [X]
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star
#695 +(432)- [X]
<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O
#698 +(990)- [X]
<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL
#699 +(90)- [X]
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?
#700 +(220)- [X]
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.
#702 +(454)- [X]
Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski
#703 +(136)- [X]
<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor
#705 +(469)- [X]
<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like
<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:)
#709 +(730)- [X]
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking
#710 +(252)- [X]
<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it
#711 +(670)- [X]
<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.
#712 +(330)- [X]
<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause
<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack
#713 +(274)- [X]
<Lowridah> I don't like getting 8===========D dcc'd to me
#714 +(707)- [X]
<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.
#717 +(74)- [X]
<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay
#718 +(84)- [X]
<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket
#721 +(-2065)- [X]
<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more niggers.
<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good
<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet.
<SWM> Niggers love swap meets.
#722 +(704)- [X]
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.
#723 +(368)- [X]
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
#724 +(104)- [X]
<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis
#731 +(444)- [X]
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :|
#735 +(-172)- [X]
<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly
#736 +(66)- [X]
<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs
#740 +(458)- [X]
<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.
#747 +(400)- [X]
<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY
#748 +(627)- [X]
<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass?
#751 +(1056)- [X]
[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan| ) god only knows why
[|Dan| ) and he's laughing
#755 +(2218)- [X]
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it
#756 +(387)- [X]
<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.
<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing)
#757 +(102)- [X]
<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is?
#758 +(297)- [X]
[PhantomDeath(email@example.com)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?
#759 +(1748)- [X]
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#761 +(888)- [X]
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
#762 +(230)- [X]
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuXfirstname.lastname@example.org)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???
#763 +(317)- [X]
<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now
#764 +(517)- [X]
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++
#765 +(1101)- [X]
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
#766 +(593)- [X]
<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches
#769 +(288)- [X]
<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r
#771 +(91)- [X]
<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR
#772 +(606)- [X]
<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint
#773 +(107)- [X]
<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
<justinfinity> rusty changed something
#774 +(373)- [X]
<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.