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#33617 +(371)- [X] <miteymous> whats crackin?
<Ize> a cracker
<miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize?
<Ize> to where
#33618 +(78)- [X] * zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone commercials.
<Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging now. =P
#33619 +(471)- [X] <NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?
<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3
<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it
#33623 +(727)- [X] <Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend
<Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves
<Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline
#33624 +(152)- [X] <Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off
#33627 +(560)- [X] <+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg
<+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge
<+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours
<+k\o\w> but they never hatched
<+k\o\w> and I would cry
#33629 +(-22)- [X] <birdnest> only thing wrong ith canada is they are communists
#33630 +(22)- [X] <xbconnect> anyone alive?
<PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx
*** xbconnect (jirc@GSCCC-162169ED.brick101.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
#33636 +(28)- [X] <Doys`> cats r mean
<Doys`> they can take ur leg off
<^badboy^> lol
<Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day
<Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs)
#33637 +(151)- [X] <Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity
#33638 +(148)- [X] ( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today
( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it
( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into position?
( @drdink ) it has wheels
( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed miniaturisation...
( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you?
#33639 +(127)- [X] <Bifter> not all black ppl are criminals like me
#33641 +(161)- [X] <evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle
<evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed?
#33643 +(247)- [X] <jw> is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see shaggy-h and me?
<shaggy-h> jw: it's a cucumber. But you gotta wonder what he's going to do with it
#33646 +(118)- [X] <@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts
#33647 +(45)- [X] <EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!
#33649 +(381)- [X] <Captain_Cobungo> Arr. We have a Pirate Ship now.
<FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons.
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to get money for cannons.
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck! Prepare to loot and plunder.... Canada!
* FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck
<FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n?
<Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber!
<Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack!
* Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada. Arr.
<Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder canada with no weapons?
<Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons? Arr.
#33652 +(15)- [X] <@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT
#33653 +(372)- [X] <Marecki> Ahh. Sorry. Thought you made "sickening" as in "making you want to puke"
<Dr_Octogon> lol
<noid|drunk> Well, it does make you want to puke.
<noid|drunk> And cry, and laugh.
<noid|drunk> And shit.
<Dr_Octogon> and shit?
<noid|drunk> And shit = and stuff
<noid|drunk> Not "HUUUUUUUUUUHNNNNNNNNGH"
#33659 +(502)- [X] <Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm
<VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
#33661 +(318)- [X] <\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to see if we could get the internet to go faster.
#33662 +(126)- [X] <Toen> I'm downloading a movie called anal training! :o
* Etir recommends...
<Etir> ...'cancel'
#33663 +(52)- [X] <Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits?
<t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them
#33664 +(390)- [X] <ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys.
<ultraman_jlh> Later.
<Fnord> Why are you eating guys?
<ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food.
#33667 +(98)- [X] <RichiH> then how did you find out?
<RichiH> i have ignored all ctcps
<aboman> Dazman found out utilizing his investigative skillz
<RichiH> anal probing?
<Dazman> WTF are you on about
<RichiH> no, i would of noticed
#33674 +(58)- [X] <azzkickr> <enntee> man
<azzkickr> <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant
<azzkickr> <angry> dude
<azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection.
<azzkickr> LMAO...
<azzkickr> sounds like something id do...
#33675 +(353)- [X] * Tony has joined #hate
* Joe_ sets mode: +b *!*othic_Fae@a72555a5.tnt1.conway.sc.da.140562b5.net.hmsk
* Tony was kicked by Joe_ (Joe_)
* Tony has joined #hate
<Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today?
<Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY?
* Tony was kicked by Joe_ (OH NO HE IS DEAD)
* Joe_ has quit IRC (Local kill by Tony (I only like nice people to use my server. Find another one.))
#33677 +(30)- [X] Warman89: It's the best game evr.
Meamperson: Which one?
Warman89: Warcraft u idiot!
Meamperson: For the end world spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete twice.
#33678 +(128)- [X] <+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please helP!
<+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3?
<+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well
<+Link-> it sucks.
#33681 +(220)- [X] RaspberryClock: The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think?
#33682 +(412)- [X] «+ GearSlayr » and my cat shits on the floor now too cause she's getting old
«+ GearSlayr » if its not near a litter box it just shits. it did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke my neck
«+ GearSlayr » i'd love to kill that cat myself.
«+ GearSlayr » fuck it, it'll have depends on or something
«+ GearSlayr » thats what i'll do
«+ GearSlayr » i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass
«+ GearSlayr » or a bag or something
«+ GearSlayr » can you picture that?
«+ GearSlayr » that would be the most pathetic thing ever
«+ NathanRomulus » your cat will sit and tear it off
«+ GearSlayr » yeah probably
«+ NathanRomulus » and then proceed to crap on your floor
«+ GearSlayr » seriously though that cat needs to be put down
«+ GearSlayr » its like 17 years old
« syrup6 » wow
« syrup6 » old as fart
«+ GearSlayr » and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO
«+ GearSlayr » i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!"
«+ GearSlayr » longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12 feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it
«+ GearSlayr » i should've taken pictures
«+ GearSlayr » it was fucking hilarious
#33684 +(44)- [X] *** Sharyna (sharyna_t@BV1-24.217.72.16.charter-stl.com) Quit (herring.sandwich.net tempura.sandwich.net)
*** Sharyna (sharyna_t@BV1-24.217.72.16.charter-stl.com) has joined #improfanfic
<Sharyna> Tempura ate *me*! ;-;
#33685 +(15)- [X] <Fashnek> I'm bi
* Fashnek chokes on his rubber dinner
<Fashnek> that sounds so wrong
<twitchi> LMAO!!!
#33686 +(607)- [X] <General-Sauron> There was actually something good about Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being some dog fucking a woman
<General-Sauron> I mean, I still won, but what if it had been something sick...
#33687 +(339)- [X] <tamasutra> someone earlier today thought i was 16
<_Mage_> Is that insulting or a compliment?
<tamasutra> nah, i take it as a compliment
<tamasutra> i don't mind looking young at all
<tamasutra> especially given the business i'm in
<_Mage_> er...
#33688 +(37)- [X] <acidkick> the kids at my school are so gay
<Spitz[busy]> you should feel at home then
#33690 +(233)- [X] <TheDingo> OH SHIT.. i was supposed to read the communist manifesto for political science..
<Novasol> just read a Windows manual. same thing
#33691 +(320)- [X] (/query)
<ThaMax> Do you want to marry me?
<Cheetara> Who are you ?
<ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once.
#33693 +(319)- [X] <fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with all his money and such
<Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
<Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be rebooted like 6 times a day
<Cybe> not to mention all the security issues
#33696 +(620)- [X] <TreeSurgeon> My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.
#33697 +(1360)- [X] <houzit> What were you doing?
<psmylie> Watchin a movie
<houzit> which movie?
<psmylie> The One with Jet Li
<houzit> Yeah, but which one? He's in lots of movies
<psmylie> If you go Abbott & Costello on me I'll drive to your house and beat you severely.
#33701 +(98)- [X] <@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd.
<@Evil_Ed> hm.
<@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping!
#33702 +(1793)- [X] <BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
<LULU> You wear pants don't you?
#33705 +(561)- [X] <@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help
<@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher!
<@drauh> you can smash my particles any time
<@drauh> conjugate my verbs
<@drauh> fsck my hard drive
< AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle?
< curvygurl> parse your sentences
<@drauh> integrate me by parts
<@caraliss> hee
<@drauh> fuck me in the ass
<@drauh> oh, wait
#33706 +(302)- [X] <Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44?
<zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize
<Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see.
<Voyd> Oh.
<Toen> except for the war.
<Voyd> Darned lying histroy books.
<aen{afk> Ahaha
<aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war part."
<Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there...
#33712 +(245)- [X] <Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life...
<Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that?
#33714 +(393)- [X] <JacksonC> remember, VCR's used to expensive :P
<Steempy> Everything used to be expensive
<Steempy> Except when you were a boy
<Steempy> Then everything was a quarter
<Steempy> Gallon of gas? quarter
<Steempy> Dinner? quarter
<Steempy> Blowjob from your cousin? quarter
<JacksonC> haha
...
<Steempy> Well, that's what I paid
<Steempy> Maybe you got family rates
#33718 +(1030)- [X] <carone> :)
*** DerianX pokes carone in the eye.
<carone> .)
<DerianX> lol
*** DerianX wipes that smile off carone's face.
<carone> .
*** DerianX pokes carone in the other eye.
<carone>
<DerianX> :P
#33720 +(32)- [X] <@PookaIN> dich un kunt!
<+Thorsen> ok i dont can germaish
<ev-> i don't can norwegian neither you get?
<Thorsen> CAN SOMEBODY EACH ME SOME GERMANY???????
<Thorsen> WHAT MEANS I WONNA FUCK IN GERMANISH
#33724 +(-129)- [X] <+_flipmode> stop msging me gravy boy
<+_flipmode> you silly turban head from arabia
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