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#33725 +(231)- [X] <_flipmode> CinderZ you only get voice if you show your true love for pokemon, change your name to ILOVEPOKEMON and join #gunclub and #goths
#33726 +(353)- [X] <+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth.
<+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human history--in real time."
#33729 +(33)- [X] <@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz
<@PookaIN> that's where it is
#33734 +(252)- [X] <@ev-> there was a dog at the gym tonight
<@PookaIN> WHAT WAS HE WORKING ON?
#33735 +(572)- [X] <Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
#33736 +(108)- [X] <@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover
<@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium!
#33739 +(184)- [X] <@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now
<@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT?
#33740 +(102)- [X] <@PookaZzZz> elimidate??
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?
#33741 +(228)- [X] <AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1
<Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft"
<Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they can't fuck anything else
#33746 +(25)- [X] <@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!")
#33747 +(107)- [X] <PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry
<@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer
#33748 +(27)- [X] <@Pooka158> *** Topic is '!Newshows | !Rules'
<Pooka158> !newshoes
#33750 +(321)- [X] <@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die
<@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating
#33761 +(34)- [X] <evLJim> EMERGENCY!!!
<evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK
<evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital!
#33763 +(44)- [X] <qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying
#33766 +(76)- [X] <katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities <<---- schizophrenics?
#33770 +(539)- [X] <lewney> I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell.
#33773 +(954)- [X] *** ^TheTruth^ has joined #catholic
<Devilution> What's the truth doing in a Catholic chatroom?
#33775 +(355)- [X] <TheMadHatter> I eat heads.
<Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating...
<Devilution> but keep trying.
<TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads!
<Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!
#33778 +(198)- [X] <Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest:
<Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too.
<Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small.
<Hatamoto> ... thank you.
<Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing:
<Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving.
#33783 +(316)- [X] <Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere
<Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand
<@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
#33784 +(187)- [X] *** Joins: ph30tu5 (~ihateyoug@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com)
*** Joins: ReadingZu (~RZ@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com)
<ReadingZu> oh... wait
<ReadingZu> hey wait
<ReadingZu> i can be an ass all i want and you cant ban me without banning her
<ReadingZu> HAHHADFH@Q$%&
<ReadingZu> OEND
*** c-rOCK sets mode: +b *!~RZ@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com
*** ReadingZu was kicked by c-rOCK (banned.)
#33786 +(193)- [X] <ericmm13> yr azz si mine
<hoser-work> oh my.
<hoser-work> Strange. There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13"
<ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow
#33787 +(38)- [X] <kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes you to love fat girls
#33795 +(194)- [X] <Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P
<soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding
#33797 +(35)- [X] <greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool
<SicGtar> yea
<greenl1284> whooosh!
<greenl1284> arise hellfire
<greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your computer
#33799 +(226)- [X] <RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to test 1.6?
<mirabile> lol toaster
<mirabile> you know them :)
<RichiH> you just wait...
<RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing machines
<Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least one bit, so netbsd should boot on it."
* RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow morse code
<mirabile> lol
<zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand
<RichiH> or it could punch the toast
#33800 +(127)- [X] <pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues
* RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl friends"
<Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it out with warez.
<RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor vr"
#33801 +(361)- [X] * Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ...
<Tschech0w> ah.
<Tschech0w> oh.
<Tschech0w> ugh.
<RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you?
<Phoon> sounds like it's raping him
<Isle> ohhhh
<RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level
#33802 +(220)- [X] <eng> someone will *always* have it better
<synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and rubbing them out.
#33803 +(272)- [X] <Ice9> ether is fun....
<Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room filled with jello and with twice the gravity
#33810 +(129)- [X] <@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang out in channels like #incomplete-warez
#33812 +(14)- [X] <Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation
<Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on vacation
<Ace0522> and pickup the mail also
#33814 +(225)- [X] <c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off
#33815 +(460)- [X] <Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D
<Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX"
<Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS"
#33816 +(253)- [X] <TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other off...its heterosexual if we all think about women
<El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it, when can we?
#33821 +(171)- [X] <Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
<Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good...
<deTwisj> So true...
-- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go Today? --
#33827 +(102)- [X] -!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ + foot = /\.\//\/\./
#33828 +(-90)- [X] <illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast
<endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast
<jstepka-w> yuk
#33832 +(216)- [X] <active1> how to become a bot ???
<dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself.. install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right application on yourself
<active1> it is so easy :))))
<dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..
#33834 +(28)- [X] <Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro?
<Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up?
*Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there
#33835 +(229)- [X] <pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60 years old
<jstepka-w> i know
<jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life
<jstepka-w> two bitches at once
<jstepka-w> and i didn't pay
#33837 +(253)- [X] <The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as horney bastards
<The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!!
<Chucklez> .....
<Chucklez> this coming from you, bob?
<The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there
<The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex
#33838 +(312)- [X] <@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes
<@temptah> eat less corn
<@temptah> and more fiber
<@temptah> oh
<@temptah> I thought you said "shit"
#33841 +(-13)- [X] <chikster> lol
<c-rOCK> this is great
<chikster> whats that one quote
<c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns
#33845 +(-10)- [X] <rel> well some random guy msg's me
<rel> im assuming its you
<rel> so rufk off
<rel> oh shit
<rel> wrong channel heh
<BB> lol
#33846 +(267)- [X] Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot
RokChik7: what'd he do now?
Brood: rap.
RokChik7: lol
#33847 +(212)- [X] BagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who wants me to buttrape him
BagmanJon: brb
BagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick.
BagmanJon: my lucky day eh?
#33848 +(183)- [X] edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall
edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know with him
BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details"
#33852 +(430)- [X] <@FKnight> if sex had a wizard
<@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical
<@FKnight> no custom
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