#36895 +(180)- [X]

<Nev> I heard a shit is like 1/10 an orgasm
<Valvados> So theoretically
<Valvados> If I wank
<Valvados> I won't have to shit for two weeks

#36900 +(275)- [X]

* Lucca|DigitalMayhem used to use AOL a lot
* Lucca|DigitalMayhem thought it was cool
* Aezia used to shit in his pants. we all grow out of it someday.

#36902 +(545)- [X]

<Mandingo> Fucking toilet will NOT stop running!
<Mandingo> Stupid toilet.  I give it SO MUCH, and this is how it repays me.

#36903 +(490)- [X]

<Fentom> i hate ICQ
<Fentom> every few seconds it's a Telytubby "oh-oh" and some message saying "Hi, I'm Katie, and just got my webcam up and I'm a horny virgin. Sometimes I just love to play with my pussy and did I say that I have a pet horse in my room?"
<Chubbzilla> give me their icq numbers plz

#36905 +(511)- [X]

* peer stares at CCOutlaw[fagitz]
*** Quits: CCOutlaw[fagitz] (outlawtorn@FFChat-24919.ipt.aol.com) (Connection reset by peer)
<peer> :D

#36909 +(183)- [X]

* Drago needs a fake ID :/
<Drago> I'm sick of being turned away from bars and shit.
<Fentom> -{Drago}- if you can look like a 50 year old obese caribbean woman, I have just the thing for you

#36911 +(779)- [X]

<UPC747> Og may I PM you?
<Ogredude> yah
<^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you?
<Pi> Og, may I DoS you?
<Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you?
<Schlock> Og, may I eat you?
<Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog?
<Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that.

#36914 +(225)- [X]

<@Juste> noooo
<@Juste> shut down pc box was checked
Juste «yamikun@evrtwa1-ar14-4-42-127-087.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net» has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#36920 +(374)- [X]

<isocat> isceald.  have you ever wondered whether there are other worlds superimposed on your own? 
<isceald> i'm not sure what you mean, iso.
<ovalteen> he's asking you if you watch star trek.

#36921 +(469)- [X]

Finque: i always tell a girl when i cum
Finque: one time i didn't
Finque: let's just say she bites
Finque: she had specifically told me she wasn't going to take it in her mouth
Finque: i was like "yeah right bitch"
Finque: so i cum, she chokes, swallows, smile at me
Finque: and bites
tom: wtf
Finque: so i said sorry and that i'd make it up through cunnilingus
Finque: i got her good and horney
Finque: and bit her clit like it was a hot dog

#36923 +(83)- [X]

<SadisticEuphoria> im texan i don't have to be gramticly correct =D

#36929 +(290)- [X]

<foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128
<incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above 64kbps"

#36936 +(307)- [X]

<virika> i need a back massage
* virika wonders if her vibrator is strong enough to give a decent back rub in place of a REAL back massager
<Chaensaw> haha
<Chaensaw> dora's the only woman on earth to use a DILDO as a BACK MASSAGER
<virika> i broke my back massager ):

#36946 +(64)- [X]

<foop> THE FUCKING US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME
<foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR FUCKIGN DERELICT OPERATION
<Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"

#36954 +(348)- [X]

<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick
<Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has ever done incest
<Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite
<[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is?
<Dark_Pen> .....
<Dark_Pen> crap

#36958 +(55)- [X]

TheMrF6: I knew her in 8th grade, and she was a fucking hot slut back then too

#36959 +(1272)- [X]

<@qurve> * qurve stabs Yawatog in the eye
<Yawatog> .(

#36963 +(251)- [X]

* Arielana flashes Anvile
<Anvile> omg i saw e-breasts

#36964 +(49)- [X]

<sena> baby
ð sena hugtackles arkenstone
<sena> arkenstone: i miss you :(
<arkenstone> ello ness
<sena> and dave's going home
<arkenstone> Pfft
<arkenstone> i haven't been gone long
<sena> and i have no one here
<sena> and i'm horney
ð sena grins
ð arkenstone is away -( busy for a sec )- at 02:59p -( P:On / L:On )-
-:- arkenstone is now known as ark|away
<golgy> lol :)

#36966 +(185)- [X]

(@David_Mitchell) Have a good day, Mist
(@_Mist_|School) you and your oxymorons
(@David_Mitchell) "good" and "day"?

#36975 +(256)- [X]

<InstrucT> i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to shut down
<Path> instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever seen on irc" award for 2002.
<Path> congratulations

#36984 +(46)- [X]

<Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way, shape, or form.
<Spike> That's why we have the ignore command
<Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no where near  me.
<MeePLe> Get a live journal or something...
<Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like everyone else?
<MeePLe> yes.

#36985 +(242)- [X]

*** Mixico (~majin_Dus@217.17.239.10) has joined #slipknot
<Mixico>  I`m Using  Tri Script
<kiwiman>  I Don't  Care
<Mixico> @@
<Mixico> I CARE
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
<kiwiman> Three times the power!
<kiwiman> And fuck.

#36994 +(109)- [X]

<MidWay> Sounds like me writing a page that had the WinXP logout exploit..
<MidWay> Friend set it to his desktop before I'd added it (It did actually have content)
<MidWay> So the next time he logged in and it updated, boom, it logged him out.
<MidWay> Problem was, he only had the one account on the machine :P

#36996 +(125)- [X]

<pc> eating + mircing
<pc> screams "i'm a fat loser"
<lfadk> but we all knew that

#37005 +(523)- [X]

<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam?
<daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :)
<daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;)
<daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times
<daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere!
<daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??

#37011 +(312)- [X]

<Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more 1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers..

#37013 +(142)- [X]

<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware"
<alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the
         year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7
<alseen> um, two different studies

#37017 +(396)- [X]

<burrito> lol ya
<burrito> who the hell is burrito?
<burrito> oh shit
<burrito> nm
<veet|z0r> LOL
<BBQ_69> fool
<veet|z0r> You suck :D

#37025 +(1091)- [X]

* Inferno has joined #Depressed
<Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street together
<Inferno> and holdin hands an shit
<Inferno> its fucken sick
<Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now
<Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :)
<nerfBoy> is she hot?
<Inferno> he and yeah he is alright
<Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic
<Inferno> whats that?
<Iverson> you hate gays..
<Inferno> yeah i do..
<Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head..
<Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal..
<Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.

#37028 +(544)- [X]

<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage...
<goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans.
<goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.
<goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex.
<goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.

#37029 +(32)- [X]

<Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie..
<Anapaest> yummie
<Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha
<Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D
<Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels
<Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles

#37035 +(149)- [X]

* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face
* Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM
<stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face

#37038 +(261)- [X]

<hodb> .
<Hydr> ..
<hodb> ...
<Riku> ....
<Hydr> ...
<Riku> ..
<Hydr> .
<Riku> IRC is art.

#37045 +(28)- [X]

<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case
<PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing
<PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode
<PuffinFreshWog> and a penis
<PuffinFreshWog> oops
<PuffinFreshWog> ummm
<PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!!
<PuffinFreshWog> type /clear

#37046 +(308)- [X]

<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux
<D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too
<D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough...
<CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D
<D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small
<D-BOY> flesh stretches
<D-BOY> plastic doesn't
<CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING

#37052 +(10)- [X]

<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either
<class> its exhausting

#37053 +(333)- [X]

<RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female who beat their dog that day)

#37057 +(111)- [X]

<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD
<Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL..
<Smackman> SL?
<Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life
<Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D
<Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding
<Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand

#37059 +(45)- [X]

<loke> damn it youre right
<uXs> off course i am
<loke> no you're belgian

#37062 +(243)- [X]

<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3
<DrPoole> never upgrade
<DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001
<DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button

#37065 +(69)- [X]

<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz
<Zug> I'm cute and single.
<Veronika9> Zug: go to hell
<Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me!
<Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it.
<Zug> how's that.

#37067 +(430)- [X]

<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again
<dave> (don't tell tj i said that)
<dave> (we share a sink)

#37070 +(242)- [X]

<Trivia>  011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index?
<Trivia>  1st Hint: ***** ****   Question Value : 12 Points
<Olmec> penis size

#37074 +(-10)- [X]

<[e]-Punk> hang on my room is on fire
<[e]-Punk> brb

#37077 +(157)- [X]

<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps
<trunck> didn't need to go anywhere
<trunck> had everything in 2 ftps
<trunck> 100+k
<trunck> download
<trunck> now i suck
* Nec unzips his pants
<Nec> go ahead

#37080 +(18)- [X]

[robbie-a] svcds? arent those dvds
[robbie-a] and you need a dvd burner

#37084 +(205)- [X]

*** Thraken has quit IRC (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.)

#37086 +(103)- [X]

<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?

#37087 +(245)- [X]

<+miz-> You need to STFU, aural!
<+miz-> :o
<@Aural-Fixation> stick your cock in my mouth, I'd gladly shut up for that
<+Apocalipstick> O_O
<@Aural-Fixation> hahaha
<@Aural-Fixation> why, do you have aids?
<@sasseriansection> worse
<@sasseriansection> he's got SmallCox