<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered
<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright
(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.
(fishead) "I fucked your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"
<hypr> MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR
[maff] hyper is the little snack cake that could
<Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons
<CoMBo> holded down is a word btw
<NCOIC> StarDog, you should see my electronic warfare arsenal. I've got virii and trojans and worms soo old they 'dropped them' from most defensive software...
<thirdrai|> me n my friends had an intelligent conversation the other day
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<tezorian> yeah, im going to get fucked up paintings and shit, its gonna be the coolest room ever !
<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out? I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx
<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D
<Th3Virus> watch southpark wednesday
<|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard
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<katers> my fucking roommate
<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd..
<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too!
<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)
<LatinKing> Just look at all the contributions Irish niggers have made to society
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<Foo1> I AM JESUS
<Kashan> Ive been playing jetgrindradio too much
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.
<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same basic level as moby?
<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?
<KMFDM> Your rank out of 1918856 total users is: 411951st place
<shaft> i want some imac bed sheets.
<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account. See what happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted to be my girlfriend
[Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns
<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)
<HomerJ> damn, how many newsgroups are there now?
<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :)
<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place
<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand
<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess
<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl
<isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and tried to summon his spirit
<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart
::: .firstname.lastname@example.org> jadel (email@example.com); User abortion with 5 coathooks
<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and moving up and down (2001)) @ 192 strokes per second. (0:13/0:27)
<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish
<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down
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