#1383 +(346)- [X]

<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered

#1384 +(316)- [X]

<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright
<D1> whats a penis without hands???

#1385 +(391)- [X]

(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
...
(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best

#1387 +(816)- [X]

<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.
<JDigital> Or 'sperm', as they're more commonly known.

#1389 +(248)- [X]

(fishead) "I fucked your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"
(TwinX) " I got a handjob from Cunty McChicken and then he made me BUY this fuckin t-shirt."

#1390 +(283)- [X]

<hypr> MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR
<hypr> she like sneaks up behind me and takes them off and says she will break them if she sees em on me again
<hypr> :(
<[cut]> <schwtzngr> IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

#1392 +(184)- [X]

[maff] hyper is the little snack cake that could

#1393 +(774)- [X]

<Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons
<Guilty> Like, living with another man in a basement at the age of 42 does not make you gay
<Guilty> And sharing

#1394 +(186)- [X]

<CoMBo> holded down is a word btw

#1399 +(355)- [X]

<NCOIC> StarDog, you should see my electronic warfare arsenal. I've got virii and trojans and worms soo old they 'dropped them' from most defensive software...

#1401 +(344)- [X]

<thirdrai|> me n my friends had an intelligent conversation the other day
<thirdrai|> we wre like
<thirdrai|> if u had to give head to ur father to save him would u?

#1406 +(-46)- [X]

*** CiXeL (...@pool694-cvx.ds68-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined #crack
<CiXeL> Kill the motherfucking curseword kick you pansyass girls use.Censorship blows & I dont want irc turning into a g4y ass aol or purple moon game. I hate to wake you up but this *ISNT* aol & never will be. You will never be allowed to sanitize & pollitically correctize the net. So sure, kick me, ban me, whatever but Im not going away unless you can ban every single combination of ident, ip in my pool or the whole domain earthlink.net.If I

#1407 +(38)- [X]

<tezorian> yeah, im going to get fucked up paintings and shit, its gonna be the coolest room ever !

#1408 +(256)- [X]

<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
* mlkesl goes into robot mode.
* mlkesl does nothing.
* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
* mlkesl does some more nothing.

#1409 +(475)- [X]

<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out?   I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx

#1413 +(453)- [X]

<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D

#1415 +(669)- [X]

<Th3Virus> watch southpark wednesday
<Th3Virus> they are gonna say "shit" on TV
<Th3Virus> no bleeps
<Spacenett> which one is it
<Spacenett> heh
<Spacenett> they do it all the time on paper view
<Th3Virus> paper view

#1419 +(430)- [X]

<|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard

#1422 +(168)- [X]

*** mindpulp has quit IRC (internet relay lobotomy)

#1423 +(657)- [X]

<katers> my fucking roommate
<katers> needs to stop being a ho
<katers> or cut me in on the action
<katers> one or the other.

#1424 +(289)- [X]

<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd..
<KuNgFo0> that's lag

#1428 +(102)- [X]

<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too!

#1429 +(274)- [X]

<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)

#1430 +(-353)- [X]

<LatinKing> Just look at all the contributions Irish niggers have made to society
<LatinKing> Potato Famine
<LatinKing> heh
<LatinKing> Black Irish
<LatinKing> Are the worst
<Culex> aren't irish green tho?
<chracker> pots of gold are cool
<LatinKing> You have to be the stupidist person I have ever had the chance encounter of conversating with....
<LatinKing> Only pot of gold you have is your dried up honey pot between your flaming red crotch...and that pot was plundered a long time ago

#1432 +(261)- [X]

<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school

#1433 +(432)- [X]

<Foo1> I AM JESUS
<Foo1> BOW TO ME
<Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS
<Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR
<Foo1> (*#$(*$#
*** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#)

#1442 +(506)- [X]

<Kashan> Ive been playing jetgrindradio too much
<Kashan> I just tried to grind a stairwell in halflife

#1443 +(4316)- [X]

<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

#1447 +(764)- [X]

<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.

#1450 +(416)- [X]

<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same basic level as moby?
<phatkro> No one is on Moby's level
<phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super mario Bros.

#1454 +(1622)- [X]

<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?

#1455 +(279)- [X]

<KMFDM> Your rank out of 1918856 total users is: 411951st place
<bocz> aha whats that for
<bocz> a beauty contest?

#1456 +(215)- [X]

<shaft> i want some imac bed sheets.

#1458 +(472)- [X]

<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account.  See what happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted to be my girlfriend

#1459 +(259)- [X]

[Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns
[orion] jesus mass
[orion] that's like eating for a african family of 30

#1462 +(732)- [X]

<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)
<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing
<PwRPufF> :/
<PwRPufF> shut up
<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance
<PwRPufF> hehe
<nexxai> dyed hair?

#1464 +(311)- [X]

<HomerJ> damn, how many newsgroups are there now?
<HomerJ> 80k+
<HomerJ> I just want some porn

#1466 +(274)- [X]

<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :)
<jeremy^> oh, and biology class
<jeremy^> but i mean come on

#1468 +(165)- [X]

<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place
<xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.

#1470 +(381)- [X]

<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand

#1471 +(344)- [X]

<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess

#1473 +(391)- [X]

<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl

#1475 +(67)- [X]

<isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and tried to summon his spirit

#1479 +(211)- [X]

[McMoo] wow
[McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus
[thinkmad] as opposed to private radio
[McMoo] yes
[Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there
[Guilty] But he failed
[McMoo] but he failed

#1481 +(290)- [X]

<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart
<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge? 
<Edge_> i think i will be ok

#1482 +(97)- [X]

::: .signoff@7.55p> jadel (jadel@h24-70-154-3.wp.shawcable.net); User abortion with 5 coathooks

#1483 +(711)- [X]

<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and moving up and down (2001)) @ 192 strokes per second. (0:13/0:27)

#1484 +(2327)- [X]

(SiNs-) $1,599.99
(SiNs-) $1,599.70
(SiNs-) Save $0.29
(SiNs-) wow
(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut

#1485 +(288)- [X]

<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish

#1486 +(734)- [X]

<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down
<MrP-> yeah, im crying now
<MrP-> whats wrong with it?
<aorie> this sucks
<aorie> this totally fucked up my day heh
<MrP-> me too
<MrP-> some girl asked me if i wanted to have sex with her all day, but i said "after i read slashdot"
<MrP-> GOD DAMNIT!