#41298 +(19)- [X]

<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side?
<Erve> it's Europe side atm

#41306 +(79)- [X]

<ryda> i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in his cute lil asss
<Gobbles> :|
<Gobbles> :S
<ryda> her
<ryda> lol
<Vindictive> His???
<Gobbles> hahhahaha
<Moose> HIS
<ryda> whatta bad typo

#41309 +(13)- [X]

<Trauma> if shes hot and 12
<Trauma> ill still fuck her
<Trauma> i never had a girlfriend in real life before
<Trauma> im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to jiz the second a girl holds my hand
<Trauma> i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls
<Trauma> they wont know i did it
<Trauma> maybe thats why im a virgin still too

#41320 +(438)- [X]

<@DrFurious> -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^, took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert, 1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!)
<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<alfred> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<@DrFurious> i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a global notice
<@DrFurious> i'll be famous
<leedo> omg lets do a group suicide
<leedo> they better give us each our own notice though
<@rincewind1013> i'm in if your in
<@DrFurious> maybe we can stagger them to make sure
<MrSauce> my mom sure will be proud

#41325 +(246)- [X]

<Trauma> craig: cracked rib and torn cartiledge and 1800mg of ibprofen in the last 5 hours
<utahsaint> damn dood what happened?
<utahsaint> i told you not to jack off on the roof

#41326 +(267)- [X]

<test4> ive been tied up before with ethernet cable to my bedpost

#41331 +(506)- [X]

<dunn> why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online
<uno> are you getting philosophical on us dunn?

#41333 +(97)- [X]

(Pete767ca) @find futurama
(Pete767ca) !help
(Pete767ca) !helpserve
(Pete767ca) anybody know were I can get episodes online?
(iamhurtin) yeah type /quit accept futurama ep 01
quit: (Pete767ca) (Pete767ca@rn-rercrcXXX.uwaterloo.ca) (accept futurama ep 01)

#41335 +(1494)- [X]

<surfer_girl> hi
<negativepositive> your nick has "scary 40 year old naked guy" written all over it
<surfer_girl> asl plz
<negativepositive> that just drives it home

#41338 +(571)- [X]

<Heather21> hi
<negativepositive> who are you?
<Heather21> just a wife home alone
<Heather21> hubby is out
<negativepositive> good - start cleaning the house before he comes home and hits you some more

#41387 +(232)- [X]

<SpaZZtic|webpage> the bitch from next door was standing at her window watching me hang out my washing
<SkewtuR> hah get some tampons hold them in water..hang them on the line when she loox yell Yeah we recycle

#41407 +(97)- [X]

<rocksicle> You know you use computers too much when your doing something in real life, make a mistake, and try to press ctrl-z.

#41417 +(285)- [X]

<Dr_Greenthumb-> tomarrow I got the house to myself for 4 days
<Dr_Greenthumb-> ahhh, the orgies...
<@EnD-Raistlin> left and right hand at the same time ? :o

#41448 +(1328)- [X]

<@Goshin> thereslike
<@Goshin> halfacookieunderneathmyspacebar

#41470 +(160)- [X]

<orion> Darwin 6.0.2 x86-compatible
<orion> someone explain please
<timmo> wtf is Darwin 6.0.2?
<Duker900> natural selection in your operating system!
<timmo> ya man i dont know about having something called darwin run my computer
<timmo> youd be writing an email to your bitch
<timmo> and it would be like
<timmo> YOU WEAK EMO BITCH
<timmo> and delete your shit

#41475 +(1666)- [X]

(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise
(jonathans) when i hit it
(jonathans) it will go "COW"
(orion) cows go moo

#41511 +(411)- [X]

<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass
<notmewse> oh shit wrong window

#41518 +(358)- [X]

<prozac420> 9
<prozac420> oops
<prozac420> was trying to change tv channels
<Kimaroo> lol...............
<Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might be a junkie

#41519 +(437)- [X]

<MMB> !8ball AM I THE HOTTEST GUY IN HERE
<ChanServ> MMB: No.
<MMB> !8ball do you know who is?
<ChanServ> MMB: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<Yardbomb> !8 It's me isn't it?
<ChanServ> Yardbomb: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<Ant-> !8 you said that out of pity didn't you?
<ChanServ> Ant-: Yes.

#41520 +(197)- [X]

< DGonzo> hmm
< DGonzo> my gf left her shampoo and shit here
< DGonzo> next thing you know she's gonna want to plug into my hub
<@[Hobbes]> DGonzo: ... For christ's sake just change your name to DWhipped
<@golem> tell her she can plug into your hub if you can plug into hers anytime you like

#41531 +(157)- [X]

<pb8> Ahhhh, 13% complete and only 16.5 hours to go
<Glitch> lol, of what?
<tharok> u timing your wanking again pb?

#41532 +(111)- [X]

* BassBone finishes all his evening rituals and prepares to pack it in
<Selene> Okay. That was bad timing. I'm reading porn and Bassbone is talking about packing it in.

#41536 +(152)- [X]

<toe2toe> what would happen is you were MEANT to type "prosecution is pressing for maximum sentencing on the count of vehicular manslaughter"....but ACTUALLY typed "the judge licks penis"
<Jade_Vixen> If i was a legal secretay, this might all be a problem...
<toe2toe> thats a pretty big if
<toe2toe> perhaps you and your IF would like to come back to my place one day
<toe2toe> and i can show you my big "perhaps"
<Jade_Vixen> I can't spell for crap tonight... :P
* Jade_Vixen rolls her eyes
<Spizzer> ROFL toe2toe ur such a clown
<toe2toe> im crying on the inside.

#41544 +(189)- [X]

<jenwolf> i remember when it was a big deal when we got our first color TV
<jenwolf> my dad was like, now you can see that the pink panther is pink!!

#41545 +(238)- [X]

* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout
<Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995
<Orroni> i agree, it's too retro
<Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo
<Orroni> now that's disturbing...

#41552 +(134)- [X]

<[B-0]Jeff> too many ops, not enough of them are me.

#41555 +(4)- [X]

--- Received a CTCP NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER from amoeba (to #somethingawful)
<Hee-La> score
<SteamedHams> i was about to nigger
<Hee-La> never hesitate when niggering
<SteamedHams> but it might blackfire

#41557 +(91)- [X]

<tr0n> Gulp 'N Blow
<SteamedHams> i usually blow before i gulp

#41561 +(-18)- [X]

<Albot> It's not rape when you have a gun.

#41567 +(161)- [X]

<KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang
<zat> hah
<KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it
<KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache...
<Kris> gee, thanks KK
<KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before...
<KonamiKid> i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off

#41592 +(255)- [X]

<daniel_> i dont wanna use my brain to think
<Pntklr> i prefer to use my penis
<evilmorty> the last time i tried that i got a kid

#41599 +(665)- [X]

<Tony> I challenge you to a duel.
<Tony> Penises, at dawn.
<Beerman> but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair

#41606 +(527)- [X]

<Legalize-> [MP3] Pink Floyd - Who Let the Dogs Out

#41607 +(246)- [X]

<Samus> With some minor manipulation, I can make my uncircumcised penis look like Birdo from Super Mario 2

#41614 +(72)- [X]

<MrMortisland> I know emo
<MrMortisland> Emo is little boys crying on stage because their daddy touched their pee pee

#41615 +(106)- [X]

<Tony> Aqua Teen Bukakke Force!@
<ecs> i love that show.

#41622 +(110)- [X]

<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know?
<tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull.
<ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth
<ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed
<ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding
<tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis
<ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you shove in your asshole?

#41628 +(222)- [X]

* hipnotoad tastes victory
<Goonigoogoo> that was tony jerking off into the punch bowl

#41633 +(23)- [X]

<skwerrel> my savior jesus christ, please accept my lubricated anus as compensation for my past sins

#41636 +(907)- [X]

<Amergin|afk> I am dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass laminated

#41649 +(547)- [X]

<tate> Male Mantises are killed right after procreating. They die having lived a full and happy life.
<Samus> ok, I'd be a gay mantis
<Samus> no death for me
<Samus> i'd be living it up in Miami Beach
<Samus> going to the gay mantis discos and shit

#41652 +(354)- [X]

<skwerrel> sigh...sometimes i really wish i could just ignore my brain and become a christian

#41657 +(70)- [X]

<Meowfaceman> I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid.

#41658 +(217)- [X]

<daed> believe it or not, the robot on the cover of the queen album is real and he hates you.

#41668 +(83)- [X]

<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa
<Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in Africa.

#41678 +(-6)- [X]

<@dev> I just shit out a "family" of logs.
<@dev> There were two huge ones.. 2 smaller ones. and a tiny one.
<@dev> And then I killed them when I flushed!
<@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> lol
<@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> was the tiny one the dog
<@dev> It might have been a baby.
<@r3v|DeathZero> did you poke it.. maybe it was a fetus
<@dev> I left it alone.
<@dev> :o

#41699 +(526)- [X]

<Tofusensei> linksys routers can suck a cock, btw
<Justin> wow, they really should advertize that feature more. It would increase sales.

#41701 +(155)- [X]

<Hellspawn> Does anyone know a place where i can download Raymond E. Feists books because a) i have other things to spend cash on. b) Have run out of said cash and c) Kazaa doesnt have any
<Kura> eww, you would actually read that much off a screen?! o_O
<Hellspawn> there's a great new invention - schools printers

#41703 +(298)- [X]

<AnimeFreak> omg i just bought more ram today
<egg> how many sheep do you have now?

#41707 +(599)- [X]

Flaritter: "hit it" is an american term
DrSpaZZo: Yes
Flaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that"
DrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing
Flaritter: AND SO FORTH
DrSpaZZo: Like
Flaritter: ?
DrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea'