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#42383 +(394)- [X] <Nailbomb> ugggh, I swear I'm gonna be seeing pixels for the next week, can't wait to hit the beach tomorrow
<Demigoat> yeah
<Demigoat> so you can look at the sand
<Demigoat> and go
<Demigoat> "hmm, those look like pixels"
#42384 +(53)- [X] <Supachikn> i've been getting off on my moving-to-japan thing lately
<Supachikn> so asianthumbs.org is in my cache for the last few days
<Supachikn> :(
<Demigoat> move to tokyo and become a porn star
<Demigoat> "Chen Hung Long"
#42385 +(196)- [X] <Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan
<Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs
<Supachikn> and anime
<Supachikn> and hot chicks
<Supachikn> and rally cars
<Supachikn> and nice motorcycles
<Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets!
#42386 +(122)- [X] (nark): under age girls in pvc... sigh
(nark): only in japan
#42388 +(34)- [X] <ZeroHour> that NYLUG looked decent
<ZeroHour> if we did a Mississippi LUG
<ZeroHour> it would be a buncha grungy ass rednecks
<ZeroHour> with ghetoo laptops and paintless rides
<ZeroHour> rides where the paint peeled off
<ZeroHour> rides with different colors on each panel of the body of the vehicle
#42390 +(934)- [X] Thainthallas: oh... so... the other night, i go into software etc.
Thainthallas: and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy of metroid prime"
Thainthallas: the guy starts trying to talk to me about the game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see the new metroid"
Thainthallas: i said "well... I'm really not sure about the whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie"
Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?"
Thainthallas: "yes, yes she does"
Thainthallas: "she also says i need to buy vice city"
Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants vice city?"
Thainthallas: by now, i start to realize that he's getting a little jealous
Thainthallas: so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!"
#42391 +(206)- [X] <@Phillip> so
<@Phillip> ive come up with a rough formula to calculate the chance that a chick at a bar will want to screw me
<@Phillip> C=[(p/t)/100]+100(D)
<@Phillip> C is the percentage chance that she will want to
<@Phillip> p is pi
<@Phillip> t is the amount of time in seconds that i talk
<@Phillip> and D is how drunk she is
#42395 +(242)- [X] <][Omen][> This is the wierdest channel I've seen in a long time
<Fahr> YES! it IS Omen! and you know WHY???
<][Omen][> erm ... no Fahr
<Fahr> about a week ago, all the members of this channel won a lifetime supply of pure LSD acid!
<Fahr> they put it into a nice infuse and directly into the spinal cord!
<][MoC][Gk> mmmmmmmmm superman :p
<Fahr> GODS WE'RE STONED!
<][Omen][> erm ... pure LSD acid would kill you
<Fahr> yes, most of us are also dead...
#42402 +(306)- [X] <Enderski> redheads are nuts
<Badtz> I like my girls nuts
#42403 +(136)- [X] <SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200.
<SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind. Really. With all the squinting.
#42404 +(255)- [X] <Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is
<n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es
<n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium
#42408 +(95)- [X] <TML> simon-: You're single, aren't you?
<simon-> TML, yes, why?
<TML> simon-: I can tell by the fact you think in terms of
'TML->wife'
<octatron> TML: would you have used TML['wife']? :P
<TML> octatron: No. I'd use wife->TML
#42433 +(355)- [X] <Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW!
<Wevah> SMALL
<Wevah> MEDIUM
<Wevah> LARGE
<Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE
#42440 +(262)- [X] <plod> i love wireless network card and laptop
<plod> u aint lived till youve irced on the toilet
#42453 +(739)- [X] <aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today
<aurikan> how considerate of them
<aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it
#42465 +(287)- [X] <@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star.
<@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy???
<@Cheez> you gay or something?
<@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable
<@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller?
<@Porn-Star> of course!
<@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel intentions is a bit weird
<@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?
#42496 +(162)- [X] WhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
#42544 +(208)- [X] <Joe_> I know a girl who's being cheated on, yet she is oblivious to it.
<Joe_> It's funny, until I realize I'm dating her.
#42549 +(570)- [X] Jesus: my girl mastrabates more then i do
Finque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear you explain that one
#42550 +(196)- [X] <RahRaH> hey theres an idea
<RahRaH> to keep my mum off the computer i can paint all of the keys black
#42551 +(482)- [X] *** Yukanojo sets mode: +b stupid!people@everywhere
(Yukanojo): PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK
*** Renegade_R (renegade_@24.101.100.99) has joined #help
(Yukanojo): Damn, didn't work
(Renegade_R): what?
#42565 +(222)- [X] <Mal> I was hoping for a mod chip on my dick so I can screw foreign chicks
#42573 +(326)- [X] <FFGnome> I got an E-mail from someone weird who wants to protect my Domain Name.
<FFGnome> I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! ^_^
<Hellspawn> Send them someone elses domain
<Hellspawn> tell them its already been stolen
<Hellspawn> and you will sign up if they get you it back
#42586 +(448)- [X] <Codek> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
<Codek> You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay and you're not.
<Codek> But you only have the one ass.
#42587 +(314)- [X] <RushMore> I had a hendrix video playing on the computer and my dad goes in. I go "Watch this"
<RushMore> guess what he said
<RushMore> "Is that hendrix? i didnt know he was black"
#42594 +(179)- [X] <@TheWongOfBisdom> (4288) IN WHICH RANGE OF HILLS ARE THE CHEDDAR CAVES ?
<@TheWongOfBisdom> Hint: @@@@@@@
<+CapeTownJunk> mendips
<@TheWongOfBisdom> Nice going CapeTownJunk! The answer was MENDIPS. You got it in 4.692 seconds.
<+CapeTownJunk> what a gay name
<SuperFlea> what?
<+SuperFlea> mine?
<+CapeTownJunk> no, mendips
<+CapeTownJunk> it's like having savoury crackers, and dipping them in semen
#42597 +(-82)- [X] <Supachikn> i'm on bash.org
<Supachikn> FAMOURS
<Supachikn> err
<Supachikn> famous
<Supachikn> ILLITERATE
#42598 +(221)- [X] <Aussiedog> lol you know what happend in myers the otherday
<Aussiedog> i was in there and i go.. wow this is a cool cd, *talks to shopkeeper* hey what is this cd
<Aussiedog> she gives me it and asks me if i am interested in buying
<Aussiedog> and i go nar.. i just wanna kniow what songs are on it so i can download them
<Aussiedog> she was so pissed
#42599 +(251)- [X] (Circastes) hmm
(Circastes) i want to watch tomb raider
(Circastes) but i just jacked off
(Circastes) so it wont be very interesting
#42600 +(375)- [X] (cow) like if you translate the shit she said into one sentence
(cow) it was pretty much
(cow) i want cock
(cow) man i shoulda put quotes round that
#42602 +(97)- [X] --- Bigchris[porn] is now known as Bigchris
<Bigchris> damn i hate this weather
<Bigchris> cant get it up
#42606 +(468)- [X] <Rossell1> weird thing happened last night
<Rossell1> I had a dream where I was on IRC
<Rossell1> and everybody kept saying potatoes
<ASk> potatoes
<Winquman> potatoes
<Rossell1> :/
<Phobius> Tomato
#42607 +(109)- [X] <@Slasher1> on the subject of porn, it seems like JT has been 'away' for a fair while
#42625 +(9)- [X] *** Quits: Noirgrim (I sold my kids for cheese)
#42626 +(265)- [X] <CapnCloud> i have a screenshot coming... it's coming... hrrrrrghhhh
<ashen|nekogirl> O.O
* ashen|nekogirl backs far far away from CapnCloud
<CapnCloud> XD
<ashen|nekogirl> >.o
<plubeard> ....screenshots have never sounded so dirty
#42629 +(24)- [X] <Nagosaki> ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lkjh/;.lmnbv bnm./'"?:>,mcv b m,/."
<Nagosaki> "?VGbm/'
<Nagosaki> sorry
<Nagosaki> wiping off keyboard
#42634 +(103)- [X] <|42|-D> i just had one of those farts where u pause after and think... "oh shit did i follow through"
#42636 +(177)- [X] <gleep> Damn. The internet must be screwed up.
<gleep> You know there's something wrong when you can't download porn.
#42643 +(497)- [X] *** WFTP-Stats has entered[#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users]
<WFTP-Stats> sux my dick
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<WFTP-Stats> losers
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<Loman> weeeee
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<WFTP-Stats> lazy bastards
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<WFTP-Stats> alright im sorry
<WFTP-Stats> help me with my php now plz
#42648 +(157)- [X] <SeXaH> damn i broke my g-string
<SeXaH> oh hrmz
<SeXaH> that looks bad
<SeXaH> i ment the g-string from my guitar
#42653 +(402)- [X] <aq> dont ever tryu to beets a yiugolsavian at tequikla
#42656 +(182)- [X] <Anarchos> my mom went to old navy and bought me all these clothes
<Rance> and now you have to dress like a dork?
<Anarchos> yeah :(
#42657 +(572)- [X] <Kosh> Wait for the LotR cereal to come out... Frod-O's, with a free prize ring inside
#42660 +(136)- [X] * TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk
<danno> I don't drink thank you very much.
<danno> :/
<TRIPtych2> shit, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking and not you
<TRIPtych2> :/
<danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx
#42662 +(198)- [X] <ian> I have done it. Zidane you are stupid. End
<Zidane> dude im a 13 year old with the iq of a adult
<Zidane> it is you who is the dumb
<ian> it's "an adult"
<ian> and IQs for adults vary widely
<Zidane> no a
<ian> what you say means absolutely nothing.
<ian> NO, it's AN
<Zidane> i mean all!!
<Stuntman21> What a fucking retard
<xXkenXx> its AN
<Zidane> an....then
<Stuntman21> AN is proper grammer you dumb motherfucker
<xXkenXx> d00d,
<xXkenXx> theres a vowel
<Zidane> ....yep
<ian> " i r 13 and supar smar!"
#42663 +(79)- [X] <@JE> Hosting: $5 per month. Domain name: $15, your site being down twice a week: Priceless.
#42666 +(23)- [X] <MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHh
<MrSaturn> it blew up in a freak accident
<MrSaturn> i must restard my computer is on fire
<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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<poik007> seems funny
#42678 +(368)- [X] <danhon> overheard in the lab:
<danhon> "try doing javac first before you do java"
<Cringer> hahaha
<danhon> "what does that do?"
<danhon> "dunno, but it works"
#42684 +(176)- [X] <cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn.
<cstine> not that it's a bad thing.
<cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now.
<cstine> or towels.
#42687 +(239)- [X] (Tome): GRRRGH MAKE ME A MOD SO I CAN KICKBAN YOU
(griph): you mean an OP?
(Tome): thatssaone
(Tome): I WANT AN AMPERSAND
(griph): you mean an AT
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