#43794 +(11)- [X]

<MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it
<MazeMachino> well maybe not jud
<MazeMachino> he doesn't know it
<MazeMachino> but he'll find out
<MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops
<jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone!
<MazeMachino> yeah, w00t
<MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans?
<jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running doom3 when i could just look in the mirror?
<MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American white trash in the gut

#43796 +(1)- [X]

Red99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch too........
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#43800 +(25)- [X]

* Todd farts
<insane> I wouldn't do that with the people in this channel, you might get raped
<insane> now they know there is room in your colon
<Todd> it's ok, I wear a pair of titanium boxers.

#43801 +(35)- [X]

<_MADMAN> i went to my first AA meetings last night
<_MADMAN> :D
<_MADMAN> i had a good time
<wasting> african american club?

#43804 +(259)- [X]

<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday and it was dark
<Rossell1> and I though to myself
<Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma"
<Overlord> someone needs a life
<CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid.
<Rossell1> true

#43808 +(493)- [X]

<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent thing to talk to me.
<bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.

#43820 +(181)- [X]

<+Lithium> i have a very large question mark above my head :)
<+datafreak> press backspace then

#43823 +(243)- [X]

<griffin> would you tongue fuck pagans asshole for 27.4 million?
<jstepka-w> yup
<jstepka-w> i'd do a lot of shit for 27.4 million
<griffin> would you kill your mom?
<jstepka-w> would I get caught?
<griffin> no
<jstepka-w> yes

#43827 +(194)- [X]

*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen
*** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen
*** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt Working (Why wont you die remix)
*** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'

#43832 +(150)- [X]

<miki> hey pinkmonkey has spelling and grammar mistakes in it's summaries!
<miki> I don't even have to re-write it into my own words!

#43835 +(228)- [X]

<stryhf> why do people persist in continuing to write SHIT APPLICATIONS IN JAVA
<stryhf> writing SHIT in JAVA doesn't make it ANY LESS SHITTY
<stryhf> IT JUST MKAES IT SLOW ASS SHIT

#43840 +(178)- [X]

<Statutory_Sam> some of us have real lives we must attend to occasionaly
<Statutory_Sam> ::read::"Doing Laundry"
<seafoodgod> real lives == alt-tab

#43843 +(341)- [X]

<Akasha> have you tried kicking the pc?
<Wither> of course. first thing i did..

#43845 +(482)- [X]

<@kanaiva> dont be tupid
<@sungroc> im not stupic

#43850 +(211)- [X]

<Courtland> im the only one with a hot sister
<Rav> to bad u cant do anything about it
<Rav> or can you?  0_o
<Courtland> I wouldnt do that
<novasatori> you know you'd let her give you a bj or whack off to her stripping for you if she let you
<Courtland> its not that I think the actual doing of it is wrong
<Courtland> its just having to think about it afterwards

#43852 +(152)- [X]

<K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN
<Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when...   u have 2 LANs conflicting on 1 date :P

#43864 +(45)- [X]

<incognegro> i masturbated yesterday.
<incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs.
<incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly.
<mc> did you save your effluent in a jar

#43881 +(473)- [X]

<firefighter_scott>  Notice  «Once a computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.»

#43885 +(9)- [X]

<Resident0> when i was lil i put one of those square batteries on my tongue
<Resident0> and it shocked me and made my tongue blister
<Resident0> it owned
<ranova> haha

#43902 +(875)- [X]

* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support
<gregor5678> hello?
<gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question...
<gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so much
<Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;)
<Matthew> lol
<Spirit_1100> rofl
<gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong)
<gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or shouldnt do...
<Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm sorry :)
<Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room
<Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life
<gregor5678> right
<gregor5678> thanks anyway
<gregor5678> bye
* Quits: gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: )

#43905 +(217)- [X]

<``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely quick sex - msg this Dom male.

#43910 +(221)- [X]

<moku> It is difficult. People always want me to walk on water, but I can only do that when the water is frozen...
<BobTheMilkman> heh, so THAT's how jesus did it, the tricky bastard

#43927 +(136)- [X]

* megamanu1 (megamanu1@=Bc7Tefk38.tnt9.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net) has joined #support
<megamanu1> help
<+Spirit_1100> what is the problem?
<megamanu1> mirc is hard
<megamanu1> i don't understad
<megamanu1> an how do you make a bot
<megamanu1> how do you script

#43928 +(163)- [X]

<Seldon> We will be holding a meeting tomorrow to discuss ChanServ/SRVX. We're looking forward to hear what users think of the service we work very hard to provide to you.
*** Quits: ChanServ (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net).

#43931 +(460)- [X]

<forsaken1> Lesbians aren't sexy, in my opinion. I mean, if they're lesbians, I'm obviously not gonna get any, so why waste my time.
<microkid88> forsaken1: lesbos make good porn
<forsaken1> microkid88: But, it's a bunch of licking
<forsaken1> microkid88: I can go to Baskin Robbins and see that

#43935 +(285)- [X]

<Linguica> penisgirls are all the rage in hentai now
<darknation> men with vaginas seem to be less popular for some reason...

#43936 +(47)- [X]

<DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :(
<schepe> that's pathetic
<schepe> keeping a buddylist
<DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it?
<schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are unless you write them sown in a list.

#43943 +(122)- [X]

<Bb|releaseme> Because memorization is an intellectual activity which stimulates the mind.
<Sharku-away> We're talking about Gwindor, Bb|releaseme
<Sharku-away> jk
<Bb|releaseme> LOL
*** Sharku-away has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Gwindor> see, that is what happens when you insult my intelligence.  peers take care of ya

#43944 +(359)- [X]

*** Now talking in #dapcentral
<Boinger69> i think so janx, but how are we going to get the monkey in spandex?
<janx> yes. quite the conundrum
<Fancia> ... This is *quite* a conversation to wander into.

#43949 +(504)- [X]

<_absent> I wish j00 could modify chicks like you can do to pc's all plug and play and shit
<_absent> if she talks to much
<_absent> pull out her sound card
<APE_> heh
<UzzaGangsta> nah man
<UzzaGangsta> have a control panel
<UzzaGangsta> mute the complaint and talkative channels
<_absent> j00 could upgrade her tits
<APE_> install linux on her and customize away
<ShadowofBob> and change her appearence =)
<UzzaGangsta> overclock her sex drive O_O
<_absent> she could playback mp3's too
<UzzaGangsta> ja
<APE_> and rip dvds on the fly
<ShadowofBob> you'd probably add ports and drives to her :P
<UzzaGangsta> heh shes already got the port im interested in O_O
<_absent> women really should conform to standard pc architecture
<_absent> it'd own
<ibor132> yeah it would

#43968 +(216)- [X]

<MinD> i'm not a newbie
<MinD> i like 2 run in root
<ivan> MinD: ever heard of su?
<MinD> ivan: what is su

#43975 +(226)- [X]

<Ogredude> neat, but the 2k doesn't work
<Ogredude> now comes decision time
<Ogredude> do I try to repair WinME or do I wipe the hard drive and install the much better win98SE
<JeremiahSmith> You throw the whole thing out the window and become Amish.

#43990 +(1301)- [X]

<Bealzubub> yeah.  my mom's going fucking insane with this family tree shit.
<Bealzubub> she been hogging the internet, lookin up all of our family incestry.
<Acherton> lmfao!
<Bealzubub> ancestry*
<Ktulu> lmao
<Bealzubub> damnit!

#43996 +(673)- [X]

<Steph-Away> I'M AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW
<Steph-Away> night!
<IQpierce> dang
<IQpierce> ALL OF YOU NOW ACT AS FEMININE AS POSSIBLE
<IQpierce> maybe that will make up for there being no real chicks here
* Geno rubs his nipples
* Kevyn is listening to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On

#44003 +(294)- [X]

<Sigma> being Rod Stewart would be awesome
<Sigma> he gets all these hot chicks
<Sigma> the only bad thing would be that you would be Rod Stewart

#44004 +(197)- [X]

Giga|RS is now known as Giga|AFK
<pika^-^newbie> wb Giga|AFK

#44008 +(387)- [X]

<kmad> someone should make insecure-or-not.com
<kmad> and instead of 1-10
<kmad> it would just have a 'yes'

#44029 +(110)- [X]

<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing
<Gandalf> your h key?
--> jennings1 (jirc@vic-dial-196-31-177-46.mweb.co.za) has joined #Highveld
<Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1

#44038 +(377)- [X]

<pHluid->  because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation
<pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs
<pHluid-> periods are for chicks
<pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux

#44045 +(330)- [X]

* genso is now known as octopussy
<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players

#44050 +(149)- [X]

<Nephlite> I'm having problems compiling apache and php, can you help?
<Dogz> Yea sure bud, whats up?
<Nephlite> Well it gives me an error when i compile
<Dogz> Did you check the site or the forums?
<Nephlite> Nope
<Dogz> rtfm!
<Nephlite> ./configure rtfm --prefix=/www --activate-module=src/modules/php4/libphp4.a  ???
<Dogz>....

#44060 +(-84)- [X]

<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Zmannnn Got the last one...
<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - 224. what is soccer star pele's real name?
<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Here's a hint: --s-n ------- -- --s---e---
<daSinga> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

#44073 +(328)- [X]

<Hurricane_Hasney> I'm just a pedophile really
<Hurricane_Hasney> I mean audiophile
<Hurricane_Hasney> Sheesh, talk about mis-type of the century :S

#44086 +(257)- [X]

[Tyr`] What The Fuck
[Tyr`] the dcc port range cant be bellow 1024?
[Tyr`] bah!
[roAm] oh god no
[roAm] god forbid you have to use ports 1024-65535

#44088 +(583)- [X]

<tate> Ever see What Women Want?
<Tony> yea, i look in the mirror all the time
<tate> It's true
<tate> Women do only seem to want Gay men

#44099 +(363)- [X]

* PamelaPeaks wishes she could donate sperm for $50
<Lowbrow> You can fly down and help me donate, Pam
<Lowbrow> You can even have the $50 :|
* PamelaPeaks ponders
<Lowbrow> If you stay long enough you can earn enough to fly back

#44115 +(376)- [X]

< passagero> i'm romanian man,i have 18yers old and try to found some one who want to have a relation sheep with me
< passagero> is someone amateur?
< BSDgeek> passagero: the amater sheep are in your back yard, go mount one

#44118 +(27)- [X]

<brown> tx is in the right place to be the asshole
<brown> if florida's the dick
<brown> cuba's the cum
<brown> mexico is the shit

#44124 +(483)- [X]

<The_Sicness> Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a good partner, then you better have a good hand.
<MrPanda> O_o
<MrPanda> and it's better to play with a group
<MrPanda> than to play by yourself :D

#44137 +(395)- [X]

<SanGreal> holy shit I'm stupid
<SanGreal> I just took my laptop plug
<SanGreal> and licked it
<SanGreal> while it was plugged in
<SanGreal> :
<Funky_> ...
<Funky_> so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are not plugged in?
<SanGreal> :
<Funky_> yes or no?
<SanGreal> no comment