#73065 +(226)- [X]

<SandLev> I keep those empty cardboard boxes that used to hold blank cd-r's... put the pr0n in those...
<SandLev> nobody thinks to search blank cd-r boxes for actuall stuff
<Zoogle> except someone who is looking for a blank cd.. :/

#73067 +(92)- [X]

!dmwaters*! This is a wallops message for the Freenode network If you do not wish to see theese messages, type /mode yournick -w now. Thank you for using Freenode!:)
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!brd*! m00 cow m00.. This is a non-critical m00, please stay tuned for further m00s
!lilo*! Hmph.
!brd*! ;P

#73068 +(184)- [X]

<Karva> Canada doesn't even have a space program
<Eight> uh
<Karva> haha
<Eight> yeah we do? We actually do a lot of manufacturing of parts for them shuttles.
<Eight> I mean uh.. oops.

#73081 +(184)- [X]

<Taerom> "On tonight's headlines, Tony The Tiger is arrested for sexual assault. He would not comment on the charges, except to say: It's rrrrrrrrrrrrape!"

#73085 +(1449)- [X]

<Miro-kun> An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
<Miro-kun> The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
<Miro-kun> Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.
<Miro-kun> The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
<Miro-kun> Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"
<Miro-kun> "We just shut down two engines."

#73092 +(217)- [X]

(DreamThtr): im not american
(DreamThtr): but i went to the usher concert
(CrazyCoot): by american do you mean straight

#73102 +(150)- [X]

<Mitsune_Konno> Yeah, except starbucks sucks
<Mitsune_Konno> for some reason you can getevery color of coffee except black

#73104 +(554)- [X]

(IRC trivia)
<IMAP> masturbating
<Guest89332>  IMAP wins 5 Points for  masturbating

#73108 +(158)- [X]

<martin> USER     TTY      FROM              LOGIN@   IDLE   JCPU   PCPU  WHAT
<martin> martin   :0       -                 8:19pm   ?     0.00s   ?     -
<martin> god      pts/2    h-69-3-170-235.n 11:03pm  0.00s  0.07s  0.07s  -lynx www.worldtranssexuals.com
<Nikita> umm
<Nikita> why a text browser?
<martin> i dunno
<Nikita> lamo
<martin> =/
<GOD> damn it, can't I look at your father in peace?

#73140 +(130)- [X]

<saxxonpike> What a dumbass.
<saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support.
<mrmojo> how stupid
<saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up.
<saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.

#73148 +(1319)- [X]

<Jester|TV> im not much of a programming fan...but i guess my teacher was a dumb biatch which is why
<Jester|TV> well theres some programming in the telecomm as well
<Martel> I'd never done real programming until first year
<Martel> I like how the word programming lined up 3 times
<Martel> YES!
<Martel> 4

#73149 +(551)- [X]

Helix04: we had a debate in lit today
Helix04: alec did our conclusion
Helix04: he ended by calling the entire opposing team communists
Helix04: I don't think we won

#73165 +(93)- [X]

<TealShark> Valentine's Day used to rock: Going around all the desks at elementary school, getting and receiving Valentine's Day cards from students, young love blossoming at every turn. Yes, 2002 was a very good year for me. :)

#73166 +(16)- [X]

<+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a shit, and dont realize the after affects until you look at your mouse =\

#73169 +(884)- [X]

<D-BOY> MK, you shouldn't assume so much
<chockoman> YEAH
<chockoman> YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING DOES
<chockoman> IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU
<chockoman> AND SOME GUY NAMED MING

#73179 +(337)- [X]

<SunTzuX> Ohio should be the middle of nowhere
<SunTzuX> should be called*
<[BSI]Psychlowne> don't you hate when you leave the most important part of the sentence?

#73182 +(634)- [X]

<ziz> the internet is boring
<ziz> i want the expansion pack

#73184 +(686)- [X]

<B-Love>:  Where the fuck did all the forks go?
<Fect>:  I ate them.
<B-Love>:  Why the fuck did you eat a fork?
<Fect>: What, you've never had the urge to eat plastic-ware?
<B-Love>:  YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE!

#73185 +(886)- [X]

<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins.  It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people." 
<B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?"
<Pac>: No, he said "assass"

#73186 +(615)- [X]

<Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate :  *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit

#73190 +(378)- [X]

<`torm`> i like ur mom
<Cyphatic> necrophiliac
<`torm`> 0ipoi
<`torm`> [ pjpi i\o
<`torm`> [ppjp[
<`torm`> sopjrry
<`torm`> sorry
<`torm`> i like ur sister
<`torm`> i heard she is very hotz
<Cyphatic> pedophile
<`torm`> ophr

#73191 +(511)- [X]

<xoiprocs> it all started when my mother took my bike away cuz i murdered my guinei pig and stuck him in the microwave
<obi`> haha
<obi`> i put my dog in the microwave once
<obi`> but i didn't press the button
<obi`> i just wanted to see if he would fit
<obi`> ...just in case
<xoiprocs> ok..
<obi`> you're the one that killed your guinea pig

#73192 +(2101)- [X]

<olah> what does 'dunno' mean?
<goof> i don't know
<olah> anyone else?
<goof> i said i don't know
<olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means?
<goof> I DON'T KNOW !!
<olah> yeah, i know
<goof> then why do you ask?!
<olah> because i want to know!
<goof> you said you DID know!
<olah> no, i know that you don't know
<goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs!
<olah> what, then?
<goof> i don't know
<olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?!
<goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !!
<goof> aargh...stupid...

#73199 +(605)- [X]

(slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday
(slippy): it said "may contain nuts"

#73207 +(392)- [X]

<Paul_> i was rubbing one out to this vid, girl stradling a bloke, bouncing away back to the camera happily taking the full length up her zx spectrum. all of a sudden she lifts off, he pulls out and fires off a few rounds right up her back, inpressive clustering. I finish up - managing to timne it to within 1/2 seconds of the money shot, Ron Jeremy style - a true professional. Then, at the very end, completely unexpected.. 'she stands up'
<Paul_> and it is quite clearly a fella :|
<Paul_> i was horrified.
<Paul_> the pyschological implications....

#73222 +(78)- [X]

< terminus> I'm not the "i am 37173, give me warez!" type though lathiat
<@Lathiat> anyway bbl
< terminus> Oops I spelt elite wrong, I don't know leet-speak well enough
< terminus> 37337 I meant
<@Lathiat> u mean 31337
< terminus> Sorry I blew my cover now you know I'm not really elite

#73232 +(921)- [X]

<·@PH·> im gonna skip psych today
<·@PH·> so i can study for macro
<·%Neppy·> macro?
<·Namek·> polo

#73571 +(1464)- [X]

<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1
*** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)

#73614 +(430)- [X]

<FiZi> Radu
<FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles?
<Tac0> dongles
<Tac0> now youre just makin shit up

#73615 +(102)- [X]

<WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe
<WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking
<FiZi> Time for a shower booz
<WO-BOoz> nuts to that

#73737 +(1824)- [X]

<korinne> cows would live a lot longer if they werent made out of steaks and leather

#74063 +(8)- [X]

<xohs-busy> WE WILL TRADE OUR SONS
-Ragga- tr*de is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched
...
<xohs-busy> doc-brown, heh, that's an exageration
-Ragga- r*tio is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched

#74071 +(688)- [X]

<Hostility[B-A]> new reality show
<Hostility[B-A]> 1 man
<Hostility[B-A]> 25 women
<c0ldfyr3`HW> haha
<Exor[B-AFK]> hottub? :D
<c0ldfyr3`HW> 5 hottubs
<Hostility[B-A]> 15 dream dates
<Hostility[B-A]> in the end they find out he has aids
<Hostility[B-A]> yes
<Hostility[B-A]> Joe Aids
<Exor[B-AFK]> roflmao

#74074 +(191)- [X]

<Sk1nn3r> I like teenagers becuse all you have to do is supersize thier dinner and they put out.

#74075 +(-89)- [X]

<Bofia> YOU're already addicted
<Bofia> to p0rn
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> ive been addicted for three years dumbass
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> youre addicted to gay porn
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> after the "incident" with your father
<SA-MoP> you are the one looking at granny porn
<Bofia> Youre addicted to granny fuckings
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> im not looking at granny porn, there was a popup advertising it!
<Bofia> sure..... we all beleive you...
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> last time i checked, i didnt have control over what popups these sick bastards put on their sites!
<Bofia> yea tell that to your fucked granny....
<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> my grandma is dead fucker
<Bofia> I think u fucked her to much

#74077 +(530)- [X]

<Mystiq> GOD DAMNIT, EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW PICTURE OF BUSH I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANANA

#74087 +(772)- [X]

[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice
[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?
[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?
[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations
[WillLab] I hate you

#74089 +(276)- [X]

<Nope> how fast does semen travel?
<Dzza> slow
<Dzza> takes 9 months to reach the breast

#74090 +(405)- [X]

<Schatten|DRUNK> I think 'strong' describes the Akira soundtrack best.
<ignatios> or "Japanese"
<Schatten|DRUNK> shut up

#74091 +(236)- [X]

tophyr: dude it smells like updawg in here
CowboyVik124: hey instant winner playing this fri at somewhere wanna go
tophyr: IT SMELLS LIKE UPDAWG IN HERE
CowboyVik124: updawg?
tophyr: DAMMIT.
CowboyVik124: in watching van wiler
tophyr: ASK WHAT IT IS
CowboyVik124: wilder
CowboyVik124: i did
tophyr: NO ASK WHAT IS
CowboyVik124: what is it
tophyr: OMFG.
tophyr: WHAT IS UPDAWG
tophyr: GOD
CowboyVik124: what is updawg
tophyr: YES.
CowboyVik124: what is it
tophyr: omfg
tophyr: say it out loud
CowboyVik124: updawg?
tophyr: SAY "WHAT IS UPDAWG" OUT LOUD
CowboyVik124: i am
tophyr: AND YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.
tophyr: TEXANS!

#74094 +(236)- [X]

<Abstract> wb
<Wolf> thanks
<Wolf> I'm jelous of my computer
<Abstract> why?
<Wolf> It gets more fucked up than i do

#74096 +(261)- [X]

<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja
<Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/

#74102 +(41)- [X]

<Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was
<Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite?
<Mardom> because they have big penises and are dumb

#74108 +(256)- [X]

DasKrav: What do gay horses eat?
DasKrav: *limp wrist wave* Hey

#74111 +(411)- [X]

<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Pedophilia) Stop touching my thing. Your hands are rough and calloused. I am only six.
<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Slashdot.org) I've Got A Cool Site. What The Fuck? So Much Traffic! Now My Server's Down.

#74114 +(523)- [X]

<Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^
<nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt..
* Arttemis kills nem
<Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch.
<D> You can't even look at the menu.
<Arttemis> Sure I can.
<Arttemis> As long as no one sees me.
<D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a cigarette.
<D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school zone.
<Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.

#74116 +(1103)- [X]

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

#74124 +(344)- [X]

«RazoR»: Hey, ZP, you there?
«RazoR»: you suck cocks
Zerg_Predator: yeah
Zerg_Predator: hey!
Zerg_Predator: damn laggy modem
Zerg_Predator: I was answering to the quetion
«RazoR»: you suck cocks is not a question
«RazoR»: It's a fact

#74139 +(203)- [X]

<Du`ranain> I HAVE A DREAM
<Du`ranain> and no, it's not racial equality
<Du`ranain> thats fairly unanimous hopefully
<Kap`n_Kakakaway> one day...nation...etc
<Kap`n_Kakakaway> is your dream about carebears on motorcycles with chains and leather jackets like my friend ryan's dream?

#74145 +(332)- [X]

<Jordan> You know.. this is going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be Knighted by the Queen of England.. ever since I was a kid.
<Jordan> says: because.. I figured it'd be the closest I'd ever get to becoming a Jedi.        
<Jordan> *nods*
<jagyd> god save the queen