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#74708 +(252)- [X] nih: I've had it with young girls.. often emotionally underdeveloped, insecure and terrible in bed
nih: feel free to prove me wrong ;)
Ruth: lol
Ruth: nah, i agree with you
Ruth: young girls are terrible in bed
nih: they get better once they hit puberty
#74710 +(354)- [X] <novaflare> why not use windows me
<Maralia> nova
<novaflare> then you could truely have the worlds worst ms os hehehe
<Maralia> I was about to say
<Maralia> me < all
<novaflare> windows me owns
<novaflare> till your first crash
<novaflare> then its nothing but crashes
<Phirefly> me = gay
<Maralia> ...
#74719 +(397)- [X] <Isengard> arkenstone: if i (one day) have to get a pacemaker, i'm gonna insist on a serial interface for it ;)
<Isengard> jack meself in at night, check the stats.
<arkenstone> Isengard: my uncle had a ps2 port looking thing in his side
<Isengard> or usb, that way i could recharge ;)
<golgy> run snmp traps
<galahad> golgy: laugh
<golgy> "Warning: Heart not beating"
<galahad> yeah, it would be amusing
<galahad> the coroner could just grep syslog for "fuxor" to determine time of death..
#74727 +(344)- [X] <Autocracy> hehe.. mod_gzip works :)
<Rick_Hunter> Autocracy: Why wouldn't mod_gzip work?
<Autocracy> because it's me...
<Autocracy> that's usually the case...
<Autocracy> I swear the whole world's against me...
* Rick_Hunter makes a note to tell people, at the next meeting, to be less obvious.
<Autocracy> eh?
<Rick_Hunter> Nothing. ^_^
<Autocracy> heh
<Autocracy> haha
<Autocracy> lmao
* Rick_Hunter whistles and walks away.
#74728 +(261)- [X] <Tranok> SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO
<Darkard> Kill yourself?
<Darkard> Always a good idea.
<Tranok> and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but who are you?
#74741 +(790)- [X] *** hohum (corbe@snoop.burghcom.com) has joined channel #iraq
<hohum> how are you gentlemen?
<hohum> all your base are belong to US
#74749 +(233)- [X] < st2> I'm sure if you're posting naked pictures of yourself, there will be a lot of people around to help you.
* drusillia glares at st2
* st2 pulls out the anti-glare screen.
#74785 +(167)- [X] <ats> duncan: you brain needs a sleep.. interrupts turned off
<duncan> ats: I have three non-maskable interrupts...
<ats> duncan: wife and two kids?
<duncan> ats: my wife is maskable
<ats> three kids ??
<duncan> ats: yes. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
* duncan reboots his brain
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#74816 +(166)- [X] * z2so4 is just freaking out cause he has a live patient final tommrow and hasn't really studies so is freaking out and erattic in thoughts and such
<Kristoph> which field?
<z2so4> Cardiac and blood mechanics
<Kristoph> have you done cadavers and shit?
<z2so4> yeah... now I work with them
<Kristoph> :D
#74817 +(3)- [X] <fuzion> omg dude
<fuzion> i had the ebst idea for a picture
<fuzion> there was like 9 asian in the spa @ the apartment complex
<fuzion> i was gonna snap a pic and label it "steamed rice"
#74836 +(349)- [X] <_L_E_S_T_A_T_> i got a question for all u horney people out there......wuts the best thing a guy can say after sex?
<fatbastard_> be right back
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#74846 +(16)- [X] <setzer> i just did the most disgusting thing I have ever done
<setzer> i was fapping
<setzer> and I wiped it on the dish towel
<Miroku> loser
<Miroku> were u in the kitchen
<setzer> no
<setzer> i ran to the kitchen
<setzer> I didnt have my wipey sock
<setzer> i had already finished
<setzer> i just wiped the after-product on our dish towel
<Miroku> dunt tell anyone
<Miroku> and see what happens
<setzer> im not going to
#74855 +(135)- [X] < kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd. The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center of campus.
< kara> ack, sorry
< BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)
#74937 +(629)- [X] <Kristy> "You attempt to kick a hobgoblin, but miss."
<Kristy> :(
<Kosta> hahahaha level 1
<Kosta> You have been killed by a stick of butter
#74945 +(436)- [X] <Nastard> hey everyone, quick poll
<Nastard> raise your hand if you ever want to have sex again
<Nastard> keep it up if you realistically expect it to happen
<ziz> move it up and down quickly if you don't
#74963 +(320)- [X] <Merl>: So I suppose you're going to change the world, huh? Make it a pure Utopia with no war
<Merl>: hunger or pain?
<lyndak>: I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
#74966 +(663)- [X] <screamingholt> At that stage was n6r0a33y -5ng5ng 6f 00y d5a3 6n s60e 06f6s 'scr-[t 0eds and weed
<screamingholt> Damn...Fn key
<redcloud> ROFL.. i thought that was an attempt at 1337 speak :P
<redcloud> i was trying to interpret it :)
#74969 +(419)- [X] <GamInTheCity> ...why are lyrics to Komm Susser Tod in the topic?
<skyknyt> to be as depressing as possible for when Shel comes in, of course
<GamInTheCity> Oh, of course
<skyknyt> torturing people when they're down is a sign of respect and friendship
<skyknyt> much like gouging expletives on the side of another's vehicle with your key.
<GamInTheCity> You mean Friendship Marks?
#74978 +(192)- [X] <nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists
<nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o
<PuffinFreshWog> and bombs
<PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory
<PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more
<PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money
<PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place
<PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding
<PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle
#74988 +(240)- [X] <Ayisha> Hm. You know magazines are overusing the suffix '-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core' band...
<Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD
<Freyer> lol..
<Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn
<Hiryuu> Cereal porn
<Ayisha> lol O.o
<Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials?
<Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat chains, ropes and spikes!"
<Ayisha> O.o;;
<Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.
#74991 +(173)- [X] * deegan is gone. cupcakes and oralsex @ my mom's place
#74992 +(226)- [X] <Corvis> dead girls dont say no
<Pulp|^^> Dead girls don't need to be bought a drink ^^
<Corvis> dead girls dont need valentines day
<Latino|Awayzz> dead girls dont care if you're finished in 12 seconds flat
#75002 +(108)- [X] <TylerParker> As for the third LOTR
<TylerParker> I hope they don't leave out my favorite part of the book
<TylerParker> The part with the mushroom cloud at the end that gets frodo and jarjar binks
<Rabbitoh> dildo binks and baggar vance are the best part of LOTR
<TylerParker> And then Willy Wonka comes out and gives them two golden tickets
#75009 +(224)- [X] <Shinji> I heard Great White's writing a new song after the disaster
<Shinji> "Once Bitten, Twice OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M ON FIRE AHHHHH"
#75016 +(438)- [X] <ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General
#75050 +(144)- [X] <tiocsti> ugh
<tiocsti> i twisted my ankle on my way home
<tiocsti> and i turned down a ride home from some hot girl on like a boxster
<tiocsti> hmm maybe i shouldnt have set shredder to 10 mins per move when it analyzed a 90 move game
<tiocsti> 15 hrs
<tiocsti> its like half done i guess
<subcube> what?????
#75061 +(27)- [X] <DG530> yo santa's getting foreclosed
<AristaJace> what?
<DG530> http://www.aohell.com/santachap11.html
<AristaJace> if santa was jewish then he wouldn't have these problems
<DG530> lolol
<AristaJace> he'd hire cheap mexicans to do the work and then he'd use oxy-clean to make sure it all looked nice and shiny
#75069 +(163)- [X] <K-sPecial> i'm trying to fork a server connection for every client that connects
<K-sPecial> although i dont want to writ 200 forks down my main perl script
<fxn> K-sPecial: you can limit your childs if you want
<rastakid> fxn: By using protection you mean?
#75078 +(131)- [X] <Zak-> Girls are like gaming pings. Unless you're in control of the server, expect lag and bad gameplay.
#75093 +(376)- [X] <KT> a guy at work calls me "Mustang"
<KT> I'm wondering if he was peeking at me while I was taking a leak in the Men's room
<KT> how could he know..
<Strike> KT: were you peeing on all fours?
<scanez> lol
<KT> lol
#75106 +(99)- [X] CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?
sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
#75110 +(100)- [X] <mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think
<mindstorms> take that siemens!
<Darklord-Of-MMF> lol
<mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"
#75137 +(147)- [X] <blueroo> Seattle FD has a real time 911 dispatch log online
<blueroo> that's pretty cool
<ircsloth> I bet where I live the log would be like 2
<ircsloth> ours would be like "2:12am Cow on road again"
<ircsloth> "2:30am Drunk guy passed out in middle of road"
#75145 +(823)- [X] <comet_11> Dj Sexual Innuendo is 'in' the 'house'
#75153 +(134)- [X] <Amish_FoeTwinny> my ex gf wanted to make an amateur porn site, and she wanted crack to do it..so thats how we really met i guess
#75154 +(8151)- [X] <Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
#75173 +(462)- [X] *** Parts: Moses
#75184 +(137)- [X] <Andypoo> http://antarctica.starbiz.com.au/
<Andypoo> How much does it cost to go to Antarctica anyway? :)
<nukie> its all downhill, so it wouldn't cost much
<nukie> only costs lots to come back, cause thats uphill
#75185 +(242)- [X] <Gothmog> ive got this to say for that pool after about 10:30 at night
<Gothmog> its absolutely fucking freezing
<Zen> arg
<Zen> ur nuts
<Gothmog> yeah they were freezing too
#75186 +(61)- [X] <Xx_No1_xX> man i never seen a pair of underwares flush so easly .. i swear thet got T-3 lines in the toilets
#75191 +(462)- [X] *** evil_ (~evil@pc1-with2-6-cust37.mant.cable.ntl.com) quit (Ping timeout)
<@quasirob> all these centuries, we never knew - evil can be defeated by a ping timeout
#75196 +(130)- [X] <SA-Meta> pyro send me a good computer and war3
<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Alright. Address?
<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> And if you act now, the Anthrax is free!
<SA-Meta> OMG YES!
#75198 +(270)- [X] <Sloan_Chanston> I wonder if eating dropped froot loops off a semen-stained floor is acceptable under the 10-Second Rule convention
<Yeyende> No, I really dont think it is
<Sloan_Chanston> Too late.
<Yeyende> eeeeewww
<Dredly> No. Fucking. Way.
<Yeyende> That is disgusting Sloan
<Sloan_Chanston> Oh, like neither of you have tasted your own semen.
<Yeyende> ...
<Yeyende> No, I can't say that I have
<Sloan_Chanston> In liberal California we call that "self-discovery"
#75203 +(181)- [X] <c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it.. and im actually starting to like the notices of them going offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring a gun..
#75218 +(224)- [X] <schnorks> Someday when the internet is bigger, we'll all name our kids by screennames like KewlKid2445
#75220 +(133)- [X] <Krizzz989> The Screensavers on techtv said so and their word is final, sorry
#75222 +(157)- [X] <matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i never used a trainer before?
<bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer
#75224 +(213)- [X] --> Smoothice (Smoothice@AC865D64.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux
<Smoothice> Is there any free versions of UNIX?
#75229 +(195)- [X] <Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC
<Fenix> program?
<Josh> yees
<Fenix> im not using one
#75246 +(986)- [X] <cuebol> I've yet to see the bald guy on Mr. Clean products come alive and help me with the chores.
<synec> inhale the fumes more deeply
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