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<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs
<opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal
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<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth
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<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods?
<spazzer> we mean
<spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long
<spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long
<spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long
<Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)
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<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation
<tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@
<tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself
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<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey
<krayons> have stds
<killspree> no way
<kara> bullshit man
<killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck so bad
<krayons> its not bullshit
<killspree> the players are running around in pain
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<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN
<atnnn> and minus?
<atnnn> i can't find it
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<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock
<matts> dead rock
<matts> CoderMan news flash
<matts> rocks can't live
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<KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb ass.
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<stretch> !seen tits
* Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!
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<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ?
<refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back
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<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one.
<Thom> Ach. Dang.
<DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole.
<puchiko> It is.
<DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then.
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<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos
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<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing headphones
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<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though...
<jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy
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<jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl.
* Fishbird flips jD over.
<jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12.
<jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse.
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<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away?
<mEsHmAn> in mIRC
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<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.
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<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid.
<Kazz> Even when he's 40.
<Kazz> "How's my cutest little sweet baby pie pumpkinheeeead?"
<Kazz> "Fuck off, dad."
<Lee-Ham> Issum wiggle umpkins?
* Silkenray laughs
<Kashan> I'm going to teach my kid the wrong words
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<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend
<JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water?
<novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends
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* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd
<matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird
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<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful
<Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass.
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[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20
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<blazemore> in afghanistan, people are worried about dying tonight. in the us, i'm worried about completing my mame collection before this site rom site dies.
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<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector?
<Customz> yes why myst?
<Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt
<Customz> fuck speeding
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<|Chris> anyone else got beer?
<|Chris> wanna play a drinking game with me?
<|Chris> everytime a line contains a word, you have to drink.
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<saint_> and i'm not nasty. i'm actually not that big of a pedophile
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::: .email@example.com> m|ch (michelle@XX-XX-XX-XXX.ivideon.com); to get over someone old, get under someone new
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<grey> i didn't realise afghanistan had enough infrastructure for two nights' worth of air attacks
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*** Topic in #cars is 'saab's look like confused suitcases with wheels'
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<Miko> hey i don't remember them dropping food on NYC when they crashed into the WTC
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(Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad
(Reverend_) but then i just farted like 3 times, and now i'm all cool
(Reverend_) but my ass is kinda wet and sticky
(Reverend_) any hot chicks, msg me, and we'll talk about it
(Reverend_) share your feelings
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<refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
<dwai> try to do it over the phone
<refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel
<refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"
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<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld myself
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<Goemon> There is no good mp3 trading programs now.
<maff> sure there are
<Goemon> I tried that.\
<Goemon> In order to get name/password I had to sign up for porn.
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<SAV2880> Ok, my point ... who the hell cares about the ZD bank account (as long as it's not -$5 million or something!)
<SwampGas> SAV2880: the 10 people who support emuchrist
<SwampGas> and it's my duty as owner of ztnet, owner of retrogames, owner of cps2 decryption tables to alert them
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<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards
<KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how awesome you are and that will show them
<KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff*
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<Son-Doobi> i've been thinking man
<Son-Doobi> today is 10 11 01
<Son-Doobi> thats binary shit
<Son-Doobi> we living in the binary age
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(`KGB) I'm going to #jamaica I've always wanted to visit
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<kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers
<kisama> i get bloody mucus sometimes
<kisama> have to break out the guaifenesin
<kisama> or insufflate salt water
<McMoo> don't even talk shit about my nose
<McMoo> i can get quarters up it horizontally
<McMoo> my record is 8 pennies in one nostril
<kisama> circus freak
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<AlmtyBob> god my ball-sweat smells good
<AlmtyBob> too bad I have a cold 8(
<AlmtyBob> can hardly smell it
<skmt> ball sweat has a weird smell.
<SD-Washu> mine fucking stinks
<AlmtyBob> it's like coffee though
<AlmtyBob> doesn't taste as good as it smells
<mdl> AlmtyBob: dude
<mdl> you taste your nutsaq sweat?
<skmt> you only need to sniff your hand after you beat it, fool.
<AlmtyBob> lets just say it's a good thing my cum smells bad
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<|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license plate read "dick 404." my first thought was "oh shit...this guy must be impotent as all hell if his dick is missing."
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<DTOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it" and got the foreceps and all that fun stuff
<DTOX> but they gave her an episiotimy
<DTOX> the doc took out these scissors with teeth and cut the skin between her vagina and anus
<CoMBo> so when she takes a shit, it can leak into her cunt now?
<DTOX> no, I don't know what it's like in canada, but they stiched her up afterwards
<DTOX> they didn't give her some timbits and say "go back to your igloo"
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<Guilty> I see, your ignorance expands far beyond ATI video cards
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<kritical> the doctor made me piss in a cup and i had wacked off like an hour earlier...he then walks in and tells me i need to cut back a bit on masturbating..im like, "WTF"
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<DAL9000> you've never called me dustin before
<DAL9000> you sick?
<Guilty> I bet you thought you had a decent name until Saved by the Bell's Dustin Diamond came "screeching" in
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<Rico> I suppose. I wouldn't mind being that guy that makes it with all the Scouts.
<DigiGnome> Except you'd be ridiculously tired at the end of it, and if you don't please them you get CRESCENT BEEEEEAM'ed.
<Rico> Yeah, but what a way to go...
<Kayma> Uh oh, attacked with pink sugar hearts, blarg im dead.
<DigiGnome> You know exactly where they'd hang the wreath, too.
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<CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales secretary goatse.cx as an attachment
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<Pr3ttyF1y> if i'm going to copy dvd's onto cdrs, i atleast want to make sure they send me pills that make my wang and boobs bigger too along with my liquid viagra for 72hr straight erections
<Pr3ttyF1y> i mean, if the scam can't even promise that, why buy into it :)
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<purem> my sk00l had an anthrax scare today
<purem> it ended up being some poor guys coke :(
<purem> he's prolly gonna get expelled :/
<purem> or at least kicked outta the faculty
<purem> and then executed
<Morris> They mistook some coccaine for anthrax?
<Morris> Poor guy
<Morris> All he wanted, was to do his lines.
<purem> it's bad enough that he lost his coke, but he had to go and quarintine like 600 people into that building for like 4 hours
<purem> rough day
<Morris> Coke heads around the world now lable their coke with "Not Anthrax" stickers.
<purem> "COCAINE INSIDE"
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--- Topic for #celebs-n-models is <@YoGuRT_> beer just had his first Duck Job..how ya feel? <@Beercaps> same as before
<Digested> wtf is a duckjob?
<Beercaps> its bj from julia roberts
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<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes
<var> essential to what? your pursuit of perfected queendom?