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<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier
<SD-Washu> that was l33t
<SD-Washu> oh my voicemail msg is in japanese
<SD-Washu> and someone called and the only thing i heard was "what the fuc...."
<SD-Washu> followed by *click*
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<blazemore> where did you find this, sych0
<blazemore> did you just type in "crap" and download whatever came up?
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<Turing_> this is going to sound very gay, but we were watching the discovery channel today at work where there were these sort of african olympics in a tribe when a male reaches mating age
<Turing_> anyways...the guy had to be nude and do this relay on a balance beem to appease some god
<Turing_> it was strange because even flacid he had a penis the size of the empire state building
<Turing_> it was mesmorizing, my secretary kept in rythym to its bobbing
<Turing_> I felt terribly inadequate
<Turing_> I hate the discovery channel
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<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive
<|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to die
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<Guilty> "Bi sexual"
<Guilty> That means slutty
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<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;(
<SlasherX> hump michaels
<SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome
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<`michael> where's snow
<var> dunno mike
<var> jerking off to japanese scat while listening to horrid ddr music
<var> is my best guess
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<DTOX> my wife says the white trash have already come up with a new name for Osama
<DTOX> "Osama Bin Hidin"
<DTOX> that's really sticking it to him
<refugee> man, that must have took all their brain power
<DTOX> cases upon cases of RC Cola were drank
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<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads even get owned on efnet
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[kisama] if you break out your penis in space
[kisama] your suit would depressurize
[kisama] or your body would depressurize
[kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the urethra
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<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today:
<DrWoody> That is all.
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<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
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<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a plot
<|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds
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<Asmodee`> ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open source projects
<DAL9000> Asmodee`: do you know what happens when you invest money in opensource projects?
<DAL9000> NOTHING! it buys the coders some beer, nachos, and porn to watch instead of coding.
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<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf
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<neekola> i should do that
<neekola> be like
<neekola> yo buy my dirty underwear
<neekola> 40$ a piece
<neekola> use the money to buy more underwear
<neekola> i could be an entrepreneur
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<davidks> there's this girl in my evolution inf. diseases class.. she has enormous tits.. they are monster tits.. seriously.. well she wore this shirt that said, across her chest: "Hey! I'm up here! (Arrow pointing up)"
<davidks> I thought that was pretty funny.
<davidks> i told her i had the same problem and she laughed .. but that's all i could say to her because her boobs intimidated me
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<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training
<Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]
<eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office XP pro :)
<eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated
<kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version"
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<Gripping> i am shakin like an immigrant at the border
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<Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r
<Dregan> j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!
<Dregan> fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.
<Dregan> -"l33t h41ku"
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<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night and reached around and grabbed my cock. I got up and said "what the fuck, do you think im gay or something?"
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<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck
<kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10
<Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years
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<excite> youre friends with eggo
<excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax spores all over the damn thing
<Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it
<excite> boot up and im a deadman
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<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF I WAS GAY
<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER
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<punkmac> people are dumb
<punkmac> i put my 2 333's on the local for-sale newsgroup
<punkmac> heres what some doofus emails me:
<punkmac> >>Will you sell them separate from each other......In other word do I have to
<punkmac> >>buy both of them?
<punkmac> YES! YOU MUST BUY 2!! THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS AND CONNOT BE SEPERATED!
<TeamsterX> hah connected at birth by a crossover cable ;)
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<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> and i don't relate to japanese guys in pr0n
<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> their willies are tiny
<daisu> This is so garrishly true
<daisu> I think that's why there are so many asian people
<daisu> sperm has less length to travel
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<BombScare> im fuckin done
<BombScare> bah..no high speed net = no streaming pr0n movies
<BombScare> gotta jerk off to memories then :(
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<eldee> finding wiring diagrams on the web isnt fun at all
<eldee> because.. you really dont find any wiring diagrams
<eldee> just porn.. how wiring diagrams and porn can be confused in a search engine, i've yet to discover
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<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen
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[11:03] *** Doc|Uni (email@example.com) Quit (Support W.O.R.K - Women Off Roads Campaign (c) Doc'99)
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<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin'
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<Chis> how do you permaterm an aol account assuming you have the password?
<Chis> to an account
<Chis> just incase someone would want to theoretically do this
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<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a communications problem again
<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?
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<ricochet> cubicsrube: if any MAJOR problems ever occur with winxp .. it will be PURELY hardware based.. ie. it has NOTHING to do with the operating system
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<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> r u really tom green?
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> cuz i am like a huuuuge fan!
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<SyL> and I'm trying to get some work done, and I'm watching the keoki musicvideo and they have all these women that look like that they were in the same room at Rainbow Brite when she exploded and couldn't get all the color off and they're all kissing and stuff, and it's just "distracting" to say the least...
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<Pv> i like my women as thin as chopsticks
<Pv> so i can eat my rice with them
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<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me..
<CYBORG> i am planning my most incredible experience... soon......
<CYBORG> i need brave partener....
<CYBORK> for wild sea adventure........
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<TheDeity> It's like there is a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up
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<sceptre70> anybody here know how i can get laid or eat out a pussy without spending money msg me
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<LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if anybody I know is in here before I am off for good for a while cause I wan tto try and get there icq number s the people I know
<LordDred> I am goign to be off for awhile cause I switched over to msn
<LordDred> irc is causeing me and my g/f to break up cause I am on here to much so to safe the realtionship I am getting off
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<delysid-x> the only urine test they'll get out of me is a TASTE TEST
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<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small ethiopian town
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<Amanda`> We ran out of toilet paper so I had to use coffee filters...
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<rogue> I'm a flaming homosexual!
<rogue> I was out there being gay, and one of those radical right-wingers set me on fire!
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<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith
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<LPCx> hrm alabama has some IT jobs
<HenryV> you'd need a new suit though
<HenryV> one of them kkk things
<LPCx> to bad i wouldn't fit in my sisters are allready married :|
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[13:18] <BombScare> woo...lets see how long my cable lasts today
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[13:23] <LPC> new record
[13:23] <LPC> 4 minutes
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<G0TB00ST> bodypiercing = "bodykits" for fags w/o cars they cant rice