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<tetsu2051> i wish i knew where my keyboard was..
<tetsu2051> oh ya...

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Tim Cline: im to lazy
Azu: so lazy that you can't but the second 'o' in too
Tim Cline: indee

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(@DarkJedi) i hate when people IM you for no reason
(@DarkJedi) i hate talking about nothing
(+chumpman) unless they are hot girls
(+chumpman) then it's like
(+chumpman) keep talking bitch, and maybe I can get inside your pants

#111649 +(68)- [X]

SlapsterMcFlash: you know what
Phatpandas: what?
SlapsterMcFlash: if you shake your penis long enough, some juice comes out of it
Phatpandas: some women drink that, i heard
SlapsterMcFlash: ewww..who drinks pea?

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<mibi> my sheets are so come stained and crusty its like sleeping on a crumpled origami blanket

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<netw3rkd> i was going through my parents dresser and found a sock full of weed and took some
<netw3rkd> oh shit my mom is behind me
*** netw3rkd has Quit (Connection reset by peer)

#111835 +(462)- [X]

*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses
<Moses> /part #oceans

#111854 +(-7)- [X]

CTCP VERSION reply from Khaled: eggdrop v1.6.15

#111872 +(476)- [X]

<siruv> FUCK!
<siruv> FUCK!
<pussydog> wats wrong?
<siruv> i just sent an email of porn pics to a friend
<siruv> got the email addy from my address book
<siruv> but "dad" is next to "dave"
<siruv> i chose "dad"
<siruv> didn't realise till after it was sent
<siruv> FUCK!

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-!- Hella has joined #hithere
<Hella> yo
<Hella> screem
<screem> hi hel
<Hella> yo set me Op
<screem> nah I won't
<Hella> why not?`
<Hella> you did before man
<sceem> yeh ... that was BEFORE you kicked everyone out becuz they didn't want to talk about their sexual fetishes
<Hella> Hey! I kicked them becuz they were swearing like don't-know-what - and they KNEW this is an PG-13 channel!
<screem> yah, sure
<compL33Tly> what r u guyz up to
<Hella> THEY DID SWEAR! I JUST KICKED THEM BECUZ THEY WERE SWEARING AND YOU KNOW I HATE SWEARING!
<screem> forget it bro
<Hella> NOW GODDAMN IT I WANT TO BE A FUCKIN OP BECUZ I THINK I CAN HANDLE THEM COCKSUCKING CUSSERS! OP ME BITCH!
-!- Hella has been kicked from #hithere (Reason: No Cussing allowed)

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<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair

#112010 +(514)- [X]

<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
<sampson> EXCELLENT
<sampson> THANKS!
<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
<aves2k> like JPG

#112015 +(175)- [X]

<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made
<aNuBiS-> The luxury of being tan, the convenience of not being black

#112029 +(237)- [X]

--- Hairball is now known as t3h_h0r5|3
<Enos_Shenk> teh horse?
<t3h_h0r5|3> horsie
<t3h_h0r5|3> lmfao
<Enos_Shenk> hah
<Enos_Shenk> no man
<Enos_Shenk> thats not leet
<Enos_Shenk> this is leet
>>> You(Enos_Shenk) are now known as my_l1ttl3_p0ny
<my_l1ttl3_p0ny> PHEEEEER
<youm0nt2> you mean ph34r
<my_l1ttl3_p0ny> oh yeah

#112032 +(585)- [X]

<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.

#112152 +(48)- [X]

<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts

#112174 +(159)- [X]

(Omnicronx): i overclocked my penis and it caught on fire

#112326 +(82)- [X]

<@Lathiat> mmm http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6714208%255E15306,00.html
<evilgoat> who cares?
<evilgoat> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6710527%255E1702,00.html
<evilgoat> now thats news
<BenZor> rofl, this in an IT/ISP Geek channel
<BenZor> ipV6 vs Monkeys go on rampage.... and monkeys win.
<evilgoat> hell yeah

#112373 +(825)- [X]

<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on
<railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad
<HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital?
<railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though
<HaiFlick> lol
<railor> turns out it was my wife

#112614 +(323)- [X]

<Shuichi-k> I learn something new everyday
<Shuichi-k> whether it be about norse religion or how far a man can stretch his ass
<Shuichi-k> ah, irc

#112686 +(197)- [X]

(oscarb) so uhm
(oscarb) a/s/l
(session_xo) 52/f/thailand
(oscarb) marry me
(session_xo) why?
(oscarb) because i like orange juice

#112807 +(622)- [X]

<Costilled> "I run Linux." T-shirts
<Costilled> availible in sizes L to XXXXL

#112863 +(222)- [X]

(ravnos) im 'ol schoo'
(misfit_) just because you computer is 7 years old and you have a dialup doesnt make you oldschool :P

#112974 +(168)- [X]

<HL|Batman> Sorry,
<HL|Batman> Trick or treeters.
<HL|Batman> I had to hide bodies.

#113017 +(970)- [X]

<hobbit> hey dude... are your ears burning?
<Dude> no
<hobbit> Ah... damn... I need to tweak my voodoo doll then.
<hobbit> Feeling any groin pain?
<Dude> heh no
<hobbit> hrm.... How about a scratchy throat?
<hobbit> something simple..
<Dude> nope
<hobbit> bah... the Book of E-Vile said this would work...
<Dude> i disabled remote access in controll panel
<hobbit> hrm.... that might be it.
<Dude> ya gotta be secure
<hobbit> hrm... lemme try something else... ::invokes the mighty god Hastur:: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!
<hobbit> Anything now?
<Dude> hmmm... i read uf nope
<hobbit> you missing your eternal soul?
* Dude checks
<Dude> it sez under properties it was never installed
<hobbit> bah
<hobbit> Now I have Hastur sitting in my living room demanding an eternal soul... and I'm fresh out..
<Dude> nice knowing ya

#113023 +(1038)- [X]

<`Sonny-Michaels> Oh good lord
<`Sonny-Michaels> As if www.mofo.com wasn't bad enough
<`Sonny-Michaels> You know the company Powergen?
<@Evil-PR-Director> uh oh
<`Sonny-Michaels> I'm told they're starting to move into Italy
<`Sonny-Michaels> Using the suffix Italia tacked onto the corp name
<`Sonny-Michaels> That's wrong in more ways than I want to think about
<@Evil-PR-Director> yeah...
<`Sonny-Michaels> Specially since they spelled it out for the url
<`Sonny-Michaels> http://www.powergenitalia.com/

#113032 +(1086)- [X]

<Inuyasha> Those guys at bash must have some sort of auto-accept system with quotes
<Inuyasha> Either that or the guys that approve them are both racist and blind

#113106 +(150)- [X]

<AH6969> that's univ. irvine
<AH6969> that college is like 60% azn
<SKID> I bet the parking lot is like a used Honda lot
<AH6969> there's a few expensive bmws and benzs in there
<SKID> yeah....those are the japanese kids
<SKID> and all the piece of shit cars with like dents and shit are the teachers cars

#113108 +(547)- [X]

<FFFFFFFF1> has anyone been sky diving?
<bobbles> i fell down some stairs
<bobbles> does that count

#113110 +(330)- [X]

<AfraidOfAmericans> I have money that smells like marijuana smoke
<AfraidOfAmericans> I am annoyed.
<Popples> I like the normal smell of money.
<AfraidOfAmericans> heh.
<AfraidOfAmericans> you mean cocaine?

#113121 +(43)- [X]

<moocow39>do you like to masterbate?
<beaverchild110>why are you asking questions like that?
<moocow39>do you really want to know?
<beaverchild110>yes tell me!
<moocow39>because i am a single horny 48 year old man thats why!

#113123 +(416)- [X]

<euphoria> we had drugs sex and rock and roll now all we have is aids crack and techno

#113133 +(217)- [X]

<PsychoDreameR> i want a good war script
<PsychoDreameR> when can i get one??
<placid> www.nato.com

#113142 +(32)- [X]

(@niki-luv): those hurt my teeths
(@grimreap): maddox
(nuttso): only americans would have to provide the s
(nuttso): otherwise its assumed that you'll have more than 1 tooth
(nuttso): like canadians for example

#113143 +(35)- [X]

<Agent5> i hear gold is rare up in canada
<Agent5> sort of like finding a straight priest
* Agent5 (CUE LAUGHTER)
<Xenocide> lol
<FrEEk> lol
<Xenocide> i get it

#113152 +(170)- [X]

<Acidfreek> Last time I was pimped I ended up being banned from Sea World and I had Herpes

#113195 +(254)- [X]

<%Zero> then i broke my wrist in the growth plate twice
<%Zero> once snowboarding
<@mjc> ok.....
<%Zero> and a fat kid fell on me
<@Mike> ROFLMAO
<@mjc> hehehehehehehehehe
<%Zero> :(
<%Zero> it hurt
<%Zero> the kid was running
<%Zero> tripped on his shoe lace
<%Zero> and crushed me
<@Mike> lmao

#113200 +(640)- [X]

<Sketchee> I'm searching for porn and see one "Russian soldier"
<Sketchee> ... it wasn't porn!
<Grifter> o..kay
<Grifter> In Soviet Russia, the porn finds YOU!
<Sketchee> It was faces of death
<Grifter> What was it?
<Sketchee> The guy was being held to the ground
<Sketchee> And then they spliced his throat open
<Sketchee> And stuff was poring out
<Grifter> hm
<Sketchee> And there was screaming but most of that was from me

#113211 +(54)- [X]

<FoxBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 is:
<FoxBot>            (Things) What is the fear of darkness known as
<Stonetree> africaphobia

#113232 +(376)- [X]

<Snowman>: if you had to describe me in 50 words or less, what would you say?
(i)alex: 50 words or lesss...
(i)alex: hmmm
(i)alex: is cock loving one word or two?

#113234 +(489)- [X]

<bunny> i thought NZ was bad
<bunny> you go to a US news site, and its like.. the same but like 10x bigger
<bunny> we have like one person accidentlly drove of a cliff
<bunny> they have three busloads drove off a cliff, when the driver of another car got out a machine gun and blew them to crap
<bunny> alllllllllways gotta be better eh?
<bunny> all followed by a penguin riding a tricycle

#113264 +(207)- [X]

tempest666_10913 *DING DONG*
<§kÌÑõfë/¡£420_46157> You're not a Jehovah's Witness, are you?

#113297 +(174)- [X]

<aen> I look somewhat akin to a pensive crackwhore waiting for cock suckage, vexed that it hasn't come to pass.

#113308 +(370)- [X]

<Gayo> Welsh phonetics baffle me.   <Zaratustra> That's how the Welsh managed to survive.   <Gayo> And that Welsh VERGEr wasn't much help either.   <vecna> "Lets go conquer the Welsh city of ....  er, fuckit.

#113319 +(657)- [X]

<Ratzilla> I rest my cake.

#113333 +(566)- [X]

<Zaratustra> I am an agnostic Jehovah's Witness. I knock on people's doors, but I'm not sure why.

#113365 +(240)- [X]

<Gayo> vecna was a swarthy pirate?   <McGrue> Indeed.   <McGrue> He has to mark 'Other' on the census, and fills in "Pirate: Swarthy" in the supplied field.

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[2:22p] quits.. YT[Ping timeout]
[2:24p] joins.. YT
[2:24p] (Orion) wb
[2:24p] (Phae) wb
[2:24p] (YT) you know when you get real excited and accidentally pull out a plug?
[2:24p] (Phae) haha
[2:24p] (YT) with your toe
[2:24p] (Phae) yeah

#113403 +(35)- [X]

<Wonderland> uhoh.   <Gayo> ?   <Wonderland> i seem to have glued 2 of my fingertips together with superglue   <Wonderland> like..seriously.   <Wonderland> i cant get them apart   <Wonderland> OW   <Wonderland> nm   <Wonderland> ican

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<Radien> I give up. The PSO server is repremanding me like an angry Jewish mother-in-law played by Mike Meyers.