<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again
<Essex> philly close to chicago?
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<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then theyre dead
<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled
<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab
<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64?
<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine?
* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend
<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper
<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person
<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth
<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?
<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age
<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/
<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways
<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back.
<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"
<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?
<pesert> Command line?
<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot..
<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?
<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.
<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people
<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic
<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what must I do to became a programmer?
<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.
<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<steve|zzz> i had this dream
<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."
<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT
<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:
<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored..
<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
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