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#2647 +(740)- [X]

<sm0ke>  and crash them into tents

#2648 +(462)- [X]

<inverse> dick is like the most popular first name for congressmen

#2652 +(350)- [X]

<+Cypherus> what is a splash-screen?
<Nagaika> when your screen falls into the bathtub

#2653 +(463)- [X]

<asm> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<mmx> STOP FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2657 +(99)- [X]

<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus on boobies 4) *click* 5) /dccsend confuzion boobie.jpg 6) repeat process for bottom portion of body. *note* do not mix up steps please follow corect order. thank you.

#2662 +(903)- [X]

(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest.

#2664 +(1030)- [X]

<DTOX> I just spent 20 min arguing with the manager at McDonalds that I gave him a $20 instead of the $10 they thought I gave them.  Finally he gives me a $10 back + change and I go home and find out it really was a $10 I gave them and I'm an asshole.
<DTOX> I drove back and apologized and gave them back the $10 they gave me
<CoMBo> stick it to the man
<DTOX> combo:  I have a fucking job, I don't need to lie at McDonalds to make money you lazy fucking raft nigger

#2666 +(1006)- [X]

(robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted of spending time with him durring his final days i was too busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to ban me.

#2667 +(621)- [X]

<eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking
<BombScare> usually the only thing i hear when im fucking is "who the fuck are you"

#2680 +(706)- [X]

~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way.

#2681 +(319)- [X]

*** CSGpunk (CSGpunk@dialup- has joined #winprog
<CSGpunk> anyone live in raleigh, nc and know where i can get drugs

#2682 +(248)- [X]

*** [ircnic] (ircnic@couldnt.find.condoms.so.I.used.my.leftsock.com) has left #trance

#2683 +(86)- [X]

<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure

#2685 +(396)- [X]

<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent music like nirvana, rush, and tori amos

#2694 +(324)- [X]

(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet

#2701 +(610)- [X]

<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!

#2702 +(223)- [X]

(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"
(wd) in which your teeth are just fugly

#2705 +(251)- [X]

(kap) damn im gassy tonight
(kap) too bad eSmell went out of buisness
(kap) i could punish you guys forever

#2706 +(256)- [X]

(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(adm) SUX

#2707 +(558)- [X]

(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc.

#2708 +(1044)- [X]

(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s
(ashke) like some 15 year old kid
(ashke) and show him the internet

#2713 +(357)- [X]

(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink?

#2718 +(881)- [X]

<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs

#2721 +(363)- [X]

<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^

#2723 +(446)- [X]

<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.
<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^
<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face.

#2724 +(1102)- [X]

<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org.

#2725 +(324)- [X]

* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much
<mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i didn't feel you were screwing mine :/
<CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume you actually possess a mind

#2728 +(278)- [X]

<neutrl> i don't have any tables
<mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel...
<mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat!
<hypr> i highly doubt that

#2730 +(463)- [X]

[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings
[xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too

#2731 +(248)- [X]

<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic

#2732 +(461)- [X]

<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<Apathetic> really?
<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse
<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something
<Apathetic> :/
<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse
<im3t8> :/

#2735 +(275)- [X]

<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like

#2738 +(349)- [X]

<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such

#2742 +(427)- [X]

<hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last night and answered it naked - teach them to ever ask me for money again stupd door spammers

#2743 +(260)- [X]

<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"

#2744 +(263)- [X]

<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles.
Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank

#2745 +(364)- [X]

<doctorb> i want a  microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic.

#2746 +(347)- [X]

<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell."

#2752 +(264)- [X]

* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<core> aiel: netscape ?
<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)

#2753 +(378)- [X]

<vman_> wow
<vman_> 2 iranians in here
<vman_> amazing
<vman_> HAHA!

#2755 +(627)- [X]


#2757 +(527)- [X]

*** Now talking in #honda
*** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?'

#2760 +(325)- [X]

<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance?
<Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier.
<evenpar123|Dean> Satan
<Slant> 666 cents a minute.

#2761 +(276)- [X]

<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe"
<evenpar123> and so on
* evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists

#2765 +(441)- [X]

<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :(

#2767 +(1622)- [X]

*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston
civicsi on #cars
civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
civicsi End of /WHOIS list.
*** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars
<civicsi> uhhh
<Tokae> we are l33t
<Darn> haha he hacked you
<KK> shutup jason
<civicsi> how did you do that?
<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
<KK> Mr Preston
<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ

#2768 +(35)- [X]

*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net)
<nomis_nehc> whoa
<nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up?
<nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe?

#2770 +(252)- [X]

<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms

#2771 +(516)- [X]

<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night.
<Kashan> did he leave you a new window

#2773 +(585)- [X]

<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment
<michael-> Response by mike@soupernova.com - son was killed in a car crash, extremely insensitive and impatient seller

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