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<The_Spaniard> The only good part of American Idol is laughing at the auditions
<The_Spaniard> Ha ha girl fliping out
<The_Spaniard> girl lost 80 pounds and was told she sucked
<[P]aradox> Spaniard, she does suck... only difference is, now she spits instead of swallowing.

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<Asty> Tub Girl: "Well, shit."

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Tiger28070: see, women were just men that stayed in the cold too long

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<+MrKite> ah, no more obvious sign of intense boredom than taking a bendy figure of Mickey Mouse and making it look like he's pointing at his crotch

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[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf

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<brenty|Away> I have to get my afro cut tommorow. Im sad.
<Spitty> brent is my personal hero
<Spitty> YOU HAVE AN AFRO YOU HOMO!?!?!
<Spitty> k, brent is not my hero anymore
<Icez> if he was a superhero, he would be afro ass basher
<Spitty> its now........Sivart
<brenty|Away> You just asked me for a kiss, why are you calling me a homo?
<Spitty> .....um....LOOK OVER THERE!
<Icez> brent, he thinks if you kiss him he will be turn strait
<Siv{SoSeksi}> I have hair half way to my butt Spitty
<DragonD> didnt need to know that Siv...
<Spitty> yeah, but not a fro
<Siv{SoSeksi}> true
<brenty|Away> You will show respect to the fro.
<Siv{SoSeksi}> DragonD, you asked if I trimmed my pubic hair in PM 5 mintues ago :S
<Spitty> is it really a fro? or just a gathering of hair?
<Icez> you a black guy brent??
<Icez> do you have soul?
<brenty|Away> African American dude,
<Spitty> oh yeha, yur black....today...
<Icez> I see, so, your from africa?
<brenty|Away> Detroit. Close enough.
<brenty|Away> Im waiting for my reperations so I can buy a wife.

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<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX)  BBS Warez?
<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX)  What do you have BBS related?
<hydro> wtf is be back soon warez

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<Bunge> The Clinton administration created a $300 billion surplus, in a few years the Bush administration has turned that into a $400 billion deficit, mostly spent on "the war on terror"
<Bunge> and they claim that is good financial management?
<Bunge> they are a bunch of cnuts
<Kormiic> At least now I'm not terrified...
<Kormiic> Oh... wait...

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<Gizmog> I ever tell you guys about my trip to the beach?
<Gizmog> Long story short: I scored.
<Inferior_Minion> A touchdown????
<Gizmog> Kinda. :P
<Gizmog> She took off her bikini
<Gizmog> And I touched her on down.
<Inferior_Minion> 2 hand touch or full contact
<Inferior_Minion> ??
<Gizmog> Let me put it this way:
<Gizmog> I sacked her
<Gizmog> And pretty soon, she was behind the line of scrimmage
<Inferior_Minion> Did she ask for her quarter back?

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<SCarfAcE> Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week-long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice, Itar-Tass news agency said Tuesday. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load.
<SCarfAcE> now that's a great allocation of resources!
<Abstruse> scar: And all we had to get that baby out of the well were firefighters with Vasoline.

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<Ded`work> "Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you"...heh, cute
<Ded`work> a geek valetine poem
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
<phillys> rofl

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<BlastuR> i'm new to C++ (and C), and I want to learn C++. I've got Visual C++. It seems to me that a lot of stuff compiles even if you mix C and C++ code.. is there any way I can set the compiler in strict C++ mode, I don't want to learn C/C++ mix mode ;)
<qDotWork> BlastuR: You need a segregating compiler
<qDotWork> I think the KKK has one on their website.
<qDotWork> Also, name your functions things like "NoCHere" and "CGoHome" and "CIsTheImpureRace", to let C know that you'll have none of it around.
<qDotWork> I'm actually working some concentration camps for C right now.
* qDotWork is now known as CppHitler
<kewk> BlastuR, you can't compile only C++, as C and C++ overlap a lot.
<CppHitler> NEIN
<CppHitler> DAS C++ IST DIE ABSCHLIEßENDE LöSUNG
<cynic_X_> HEIL

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<Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the university... And now something on my personal playlist" *plays AC/DC - Night Prowler*

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<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in

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<dFYNE> Geography of a Man
<dFYNE> A man is like Iraq, ruled by a dick.

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<wshs> on @*:TEXT:*allah*:#:kb $nick terrorist!

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<dizdaz89> my mom is getting a new matress...so I have to go soon

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<dream|away> Harry Potter's hot.
<dream|away> And every book he gets closer to legal age.  Oooooh yeahhhh.
<dream|away> ...
<dream|away> Someone else say something.

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<IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union?
<IceToad> some of his statements confused me
<Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way.

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<nomad> im getting supermassive black holes
<nomad> woohooooooooooooo!
<nutkase> i saw a porn with that title
<nomad> yeah right
<nutkase> but i think it might have been submissive black hoes

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<Burn132> How do I make it so that I can hear you guys talk and not just see the captions???

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<@j0nkatz> jwbozzy: I have an audi out port on my cd player in my car.
<@j0nkatz> audio
<nukle> heh.
<nukle> fordian slip.

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<Camper_Bob> What would jesus do?
<Milo> Altar Boys.....

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<rastakid> Which one shouldn't be there: rape - monopoly - incest ?
<seal> Monopoly?
<rastakid> Wrong! Rape, because it's not a family game.

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<+Quantsini> when i say the word "ramen" what words come to mind?
* Ikari has joined #STNJ
<@[Polynomial]> instant
<ph4tkid> ninja
<+Zanshi> porn
<Ikari> instant ninja porn?!?! WHERE???!?!
<+Quantsini> ...

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<Saddam_Hussein> This room is being too fucking hateful.

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<masterchain> go away crimson...
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Actually I will
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> As soon as I finish configuring Windows.
<masterchain> uncheck the "jewish" box
<masterchain> and it'll work fine
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> lol
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> The thing is
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> What's doing the problem
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Is the Hebrew settings
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> ...

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<@Mister_IQ> you ever watch Who's Line is it Anyway?
<@Axiom> of course
<@Mister_IQ> They have the contest where they have to make every single line a double entendre...
<@Mister_IQ> If you know what I mean...
<@Mister_IQ> I love that
<@Axiom> sounds really hard.

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<Heem> [entropy], have you ever heard of WiFi?
<[entropy]> I don't listen to techno

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<Petersen> damnit
<Petersen> i just stood on a 512meg dimm
<Petersen> anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms? 256meg each

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<@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable.

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* AquaJew2 is now known as AquaJew
<Allvah> JewTwo?
<AquaJew> Yea, like MewTwo, but Jewish
<LordRed> Basically, jewtwo's main attack is he lies to your boss about finding a hair in his soup so you get fired and he gets a five dollar off coupon

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<Novasol> heh, I was looking for an emulation site the other day.... and I was using AvantBrowser, which has a built in popup blocker...
<Novasol> AvantBrowser makes a sound when it blocks a popup...
<Novasol> I swear, I went to one site and it played the tune to funky town

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* HowardDean has joined #politics
<HowardDean> yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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<Thund3r> I just thought of something ... since its year of the monkey does that mean GW Bush will get re-elected?

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<torgofan720> I'm still planning on having a love child with LaggedyAnne by mailing her a vial of sperm frozen in a bag of freezer veggies
<torgofan720> Gonna name the kid Greenbean

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[brs`IRC]: Amish girls are incredibly sexual.
[brs`IRC]: You've never had a handjob until you've had one from a girl who
[brs`IRC]: works a butter churn all day.

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<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> fuck you

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<Amici|Kitty> 666 is the number of the beast ;P
<momo8D> 6667 is the number of you losing whatever social life you might have had.

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<LordStan> Jed, why can't you have a fake man that has a magical motor that drives a series of gears and what-not to make a robot?
<Jedisar> LordStan: Because he's busy starring in a new FF game.
<LordStan> I would say something sarcastic to that, but chances are you're right.

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<RapidX> Hey, was wondering... when buying a fan.. how do you determine if the fan is a fan that blows in air or blows out?

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<Lan_> my iq is a range of 145-178
<kender> is that in kelvin?

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< enclaved> apple has apparently made up for its stupid miniipod
< hangman> what'd it do?
< enclaved> superbowl ads featuring people the riaa sued
< enclaved> its pepsis ad for the free songs
< enclaved> but, apple makes it posssible.
< RageFury> enclaved: So it's gonna pan the camera around everyone in
                  the stadium?
< enclaved> heh
< enclaved> they didn't sue that many people...
< RageFury> WELL, Too bad that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't get
                  into the superbowl, or else they can pan the camera around
                  the team and accuse them of being...pirates.

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<RedRaptor> I am the terror that flaps in the night
<Fruit> ......XXXL womens underwear on a clothes line?

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<[CNI]Smy> k now that i just relized that those were like $200 headphones
<[CNI]Smy> i am gona go out and buy some glue
<[CNI]Smy> and fix em
<[CNI]Goose> get crazy glue, it can even glue your arm back on, U can use it for emergency surgery in the field....
<[CNI]Smy> no i cant
<[CNI]Smy> cuz then i will have the urge to cut my dogs legs off and try to glue them back on.

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* Patrick listens to chopin and strokes his axe... one day, I'm going to get a girl, or most of one.

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<JtotheB> and i think i need to start wearing pants when i climb that tree in your yard
<Shiv_DFA> you found the boobytraps, did you?
<JtotheB> i got a shuriken in my scrotum
<JtotheB> you tell me

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<JtotheB> it's a fact that you have to deal with sooner or later
<JtotheB> the latent homosexuality involved with masturbating

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<bobby> I like you, Krayzie. You represent everything stereotypical and depthless about today's gay youth.
<KrayzieWolF> well im acually bi

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ResaiHawking: I don't have a library card, baby, but can I check you out?