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#2963 +(453)- [X] <MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it
<Geothermal> you too eh
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#2966 +(241)- [X] <FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here
* FMJaguar > all of you
#2967 +(238)- [X] <DAL9000> remember the XFL?
<DAL9000> me neither
<hex86> huh?
<hex86> the women's football thing?
#2973 +(476)- [X] <Xta-C> i really need a gf
<Xta-C> ROFL
<Xta-C> gf3 even
<Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice
#2977 +(177)- [X] (siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha
#2987 +(231)- [X] (Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box
#2990 +(212)- [X] <dodge> i should be in bed myself ...
<dodge> oh wait, i am
#2991 +(270)- [X] <Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be
<Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time
#2993 +(157)- [X] <michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic
<michael-> reeediculous
<maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat
#2994 +(0)- [X] (phibor) im writing a windows based system called NegrOS
(evulanjal) lol
(qdial) that sounds ghetto
(qdial) what will it do?
(phibor) nothing, just like true niggers.
(nexxai) HAHAHAHAHAHA
(phibor) you give it a job and it will fuck it up..then it will smoke your weed and fuck your girlfriend too
#2995 +(602)- [X] <Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back
#2998 +(709)- [X] <dboo> shit...i can hear the cat masturbating again
#2999 +(9227)- [X] <kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.
#3000 +(182)- [X] *** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.'
<incorrect> that an offer woota?
#3002 +(7)- [X] [16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz..
#3004 +(230)- [X] <ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =)
#3006 +(375)- [X] <djLiKu> 8=========D
<insanelee> wow.. . is that life size?
<djLiKu> yeah
<djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor
#3010 +(656)- [X] <Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin
<Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin...
<Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM.
#3011 +(238)- [X] <Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him"
#3014 +(493)- [X] {[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off
{[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will
xceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs
#3017 +(349)- [X] <TurboRout> i saw some of my high school friends when i got put in rehab
#3019 +(785)- [X] <yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket
<tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?
<yossarian> yes, MSBucket
<tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?
<tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET
<yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft?
<tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks
#3021 +(201)- [X] <ric> METHOD=DRINK ACTION=CHATUPUGLYWOMEN TARGET=MYBED
#3022 +(310)- [X] [00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens'
#3026 +(83)- [X] <kisama> you know what's hilarious
<kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned
<kisama> then walking around all furtive
<DooD> ...
<kisama> hhahaha
<kisama> i did that today
<kisama> you'd think ppl would notice
<kisama> but i was in art all day
<kisama> with my zipper down
<kisama> and a long shirt
<DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P
<kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?
#3027 +(524)- [X] <@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex
#3029 +(69)- [X] <Acero> Acero = Steel
<Acero> my nick used to be Steel
<Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel
<BaNe> yer nick should be puddin
<BaNe> not steel
#3038 +(261)- [X] <Javi> irc is like a cigarette
<Javi> you know it's bad for you
<Javi> but you just can't stop
#3039 +(451)- [X] <MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho
#3040 +(246)- [X] quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat)
#3041 +(249)- [X] <ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top
#3043 +(171)- [X] <Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC
<Jumper> irl sex, that is
<smiler> Jumper: We figured =)
<smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex?
<smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek.
<Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser
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<beltic> hey folks..
<beltic> anyone know of a good php chan?
<myn> #php
<beltic> thanks.
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#3046 +(175)- [X] <tomg> er I have no comment on this.
<tomg> :P
<Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P
<tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P
#3052 +(822)- [X] <WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?
<shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something
#3053 +(387)- [X] <Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.
<collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?
<Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?
#3060 +(280)- [X] <J0RD4N> where do they find these retards?
<reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet
#3061 +(476)- [X] <MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again
<MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> for the last fucking hour
<MadScribe> geezus
<toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?
#3063 +(1595)- [X] <Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"
#3065 +(1093)- [X] <putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry
<putnam> and crying is so special
<putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america
#3066 +(424)- [X] <CactusJack> thats exeactly it...
(putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once.
(putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is
(putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping.
#3067 +(263)- [X] <LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan
<putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan
#3068 +(51)- [X] <Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad?
#3074 +(61)- [X] <Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream!
<Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in 3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001
#3075 +(352)- [X] (Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :)
#3076 +(784)- [X] <foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day
#3077 +(127)- [X] <ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension
#3078 +(736)- [X] *** Now talking in #catholic
<shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"?
#3079 +(609)- [X] <DAL9000> being alone sucks... i want to stab someone in the eye, but alas, noone is there.
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