#3909 +(706)- [X]

<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park
<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life

#3912 +(335)- [X]

<i4get> life sucks.
<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out
<i4get> X(
<i4get> funny Waldo

#3913 +(256)- [X]

<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there

#3917 +(104)- [X]

* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers
<FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow.  ;-)
<mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad.
<FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it.
<FlipTopBx> where's he live?
<mightyflo> the land of kirk
<FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then

#3918 +(447)- [X]

<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed

#3920 +(754)- [X]

<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina
<blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint
<blazemore> construct your own vagina?
<djLiKu> yes
<djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11
<djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo

#3925 +(67)- [X]

<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
<gg0dd> c++
<matts> hahaha

#3926 +(506)- [X]

<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you?
<phubuh> 13
<Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS

#3927 +(367)- [X]

<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8
<Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants

#3928 +(367)- [X]

<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal
<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"

#3931 +(213)- [X]

<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex
<Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves

#3932 +(1160)- [X]

<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'

#3934 +(453)- [X]

<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants
<D1> need some backup?
<D1> I mean...
<D1> ok, that was really gay.
<maff> I don't get down like that d1
<D1> I apologize.
<Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1

#3935 +(2139)- [X]

*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable

#3936 +(7264)- [X]

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

#3937 +(795)- [X]

<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name
*** amit is now known as newname

#3938 +(553)- [X]

<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words
<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"

#3939 +(371)- [X]

<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...
<Nyphur> ... o_0

#3944 +(357)- [X]

(seiki) &google inflatable+goat
(fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html

#3946 +(702)- [X]

<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls
<@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox
<@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day?

#3947 +(305)- [X]

<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me

#3969 +(140)- [X]

<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us
<blazemore> and asking which bands we like
<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them
<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"
<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"
<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them
<ScumDog> as a universal message of love
<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word

#3970 +(65)- [X]

<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.

#3972 +(131)- [X]

*** Now talking in #sandstorm
­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­*** Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging'

#3973 +(270)- [X]

<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?
<suds> i dunno
<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail
*** suds has some standards
<suds> noone under 18
<suds> now that i'm 22
<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.

#3974 +(41)- [X]

[OutLore  ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy....
[madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P
[OutLore  ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :)
[madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds
[OpsuPup  ] but you're l33t woota
[OpsuPup  ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you?
[madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good

#3975 +(543)- [X]

<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead.
<ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was
<ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about

#3976 +(228)- [X]

<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids
<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks

#3979 +(221)- [X]

(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right?

#3984 +(334)- [X]

[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF
[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix
<mightyflo> that was quick.

#3985 +(338)- [X]

<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes
<scummo> a tradition I keep up even today
<scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel

#3990 +(106)- [X]

<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?

#3991 +(403)- [X]

<DAEMON> marked by circumcision
<DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie

#3992 +(265)- [X]

<Matt> so much hostility
<Spike> for such a tiny little hole

#3993 +(178)- [X]

* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv
<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip.
<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room

#3995 +(474)- [X]

<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment!

#3998 +(732)- [X]

<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you!

#3999 +(343)- [X]

<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right.

#4003 +(189)- [X]

<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards.

#4004 +(503)- [X]

<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.

#4008 +(466)- [X]

<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3
<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.

#4012 +(225)- [X]

<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?

#4013 +(563)- [X]

<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
<Joshua> wow...

#4014 +(210)- [X]

<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo?
<Joshua> things are just things
<Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass
<Joshua> tire
<Joshua> *tired
<Alamias> Cool..  I always hated midterms
<Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?

#4015 +(680)- [X]

<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade
<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade

#4016 +(365)- [X]

<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me
<djglitch> she is sexy
<tyne> lol
<tyne> u got her number
<tyne> "0"

#4019 +(244)- [X]

<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails
<drlion> like foxes
<[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy"
<[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)

#4021 +(799)- [X]

<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked
<Synoptica> whats that?
* Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole

#4026 +(412)- [X]

*** crunchybl has joined #xml
<crunchybl> anyone know xml in here

#4027 +(562)- [X]

<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.