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<sneak> what is a good keto alternative to chips
<sneak> like kfc but from chicken shops not kfc
<S3tanta> I mean
<S3tanta> if you buy a breast of chicken
<S3tanta> and you fry that
<S3tanta> that's keto
<sneak> thats not fried chicken
<sneak> thats just chicken
<S3tanta> that's literally what fried chicken is
<S3tanta> chicken that is fried
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<mogh> I landed an in person interview
<sergey> where at?
<alexander> Hydraulic Press Inc.
<sergey> You've gotta crush the interview to work there
<sergey> very firm handshake is a plus as well
<kurn> dunno if I'd want to work there, I hear it's a high-pressure environment
<kurn> and opportunities for advancement are pretty flat
<alexander> Getting the wrong manager there can be soul-crushing.
<helena> but getting the right one can be powerfully uplifting
<mogh> I think I could squeeze out a living
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<Church> Sup folks
<BytesAndCoffee> Church: do you program?
<BytesAndCoffee> more functional or more imperative?
<BytesAndCoffee> Church: deplorable, church and state should never mix!
<Church> Oh god. It clicked.
<Church> Fuck you.
<Church> That joke has layers... >_>
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Govind: once I saw a sign that said "Parking for Drive-Thru customers only". that was the stupidest thing I'd ever read until I read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
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<wusel>hey whasti do you make love to your woman in the other hole?
<whasti>eww you sir are disgusting
<whasti>she could get pragnant from that
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< winter_the_mute> i am both of those things
< winter_the_mute> sadly i am also a programmer so
< winter_the_mute> fit and pretty only gets you so far when you're autistic
<@ Riztazz> | there is a 3rd option to it
<@ Riztazz> | sadly only a handful of men can achieve that
<@ Riztazz> | and its not something you can do anything about
<@ Riztazz> | well
<@ Riztazz> | nowdays u can
<@ Riztazz> | get a big dick
< winter_the_mute> im black so i got that too
< winter_the_mute> but last time i whipped my dick out to a woman, she moved seats on the bus
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<kiska> what does dj khaled even do
<venuism> makes mirc
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<blaxthos> "yea, um, let me get 2 boxen of sudafed"
<blaxthos> "sorry, by law you can only get 1 box at a time"
<blaxthos> "okay, let me get 1 box of sudafed and these 7 guns"
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<AndrewOregon> People debate to win, and they usually resort to dishonesty in doing so. It's not a conversation.
<AndrewOregon> IRC is so cozy because it still hosts conversation, that rare gem online.
<lakembra> get raped fgt
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bld: we have officially "miscarried"
Hasad: pics or it didn't happen
bld: absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
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<modp> off work now, time to get scotched up
<jas0n> drunk yet?
<modp> BUCK'S ABORTION CLINIC SPEAKING. YOU RAPE 'EM, WE SCRAPE 'EM. NO FETUS CAN BEAT US.
<jas0n> is your liver okay?
<modp> i'd say it's an approximate physical manifestation of a metaphor for my life
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<Denwa> Italiana should only be in charge of making unreliable cars that look cool
<Joe> proves how little of a true slav lives in you
<Denwa> Now now
<Denwa> Slav vehicle may also break down
<Joe> maluch doesn't break down
<Joe> nor does 125p
<Denwa> But they also only need bottle of vodka and semecki to run
<Denwa> Use mayonez as grease
<Denwa> Good to go
<Joe> maluch runs on literally anything
<Joe> if you defecate or piss into the tank enough it will run flawlessly
<Joe> though rip people who inhale the fumes
<Denwa> Also aren't fiat 126 technically not Italian
<Joe> manufactured by fiat
<Joe> designed by an italian as well
<Denwa> But they were made in Polan....
<Joe> a lot of shit is made in polan and yet you wouldn't call it polan
<Joe> like death camps for example
<Denwa> You win this round
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<zy]x[yz> turtles are like chairs with legs
<mniip> chairs already have legs
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<Lorien> I have identical twins. One's a back up.
<AnIndexOfMetals> She's kept in a box in the attic.
<Lorien> Very much the opposite.
<AnIndexOfMetals> In the cellar.
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<@be> Coworker arguing about NTP with me.
<@pronoun> tell them you don't have time for that