#4919 +(60)- [X]

<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT

#4922 +(76)- [X]

<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey

#4924 +(1040)- [X]

<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> hey
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker

#4926 +(343)- [X]

<matto> the keg is tapped
<matto> awaiting the guests
<`jon> and you're online

#4932 +(61)- [X]

<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit

#4934 +(195)- [X]

<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record

#4936 +(205)- [X]

<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site

#4954 +(1329)- [X]

<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking

#4968 +(128)- [X]

<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude

#4971 +(299)- [X]

<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking
<clay> yes
<clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey

#5010 +(470)- [X]

<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU

#5017 +(782)- [X]

<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!

#5020 +(546)- [X]

<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her

#5022 +(330)- [X]

<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?

#5026 +(263)- [X]

<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster

#5027 +(338)- [X]

<iban> uhoh
<iban> its 5am
<iban> about time for my morning wood

#5028 +(375)- [X]

<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once

#5030 +(663)- [X]

<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book
<clay> so i went to my mom
<clay> and said
<clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen

#5034 +(947)- [X]

<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> err
<Lith> gold mine

#5039 +(244)- [X]

<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean

#5048 +(478)- [X]

<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist

#5054 +(-35)- [X]

<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<reuben> who
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS

#5068 +(1289)- [X]

<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking

#5069 +(210)- [X]

<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.
<langdon> if i get real low to my desk.
<langdon> i can see up her skirt!

#5072 +(412)- [X]

<jonathans> i wonder if all women think like that
<reubenf> not all women think

#5073 +(205)- [X]

<langdon> win2k is tight.
<langdon> i added all my warez ftp sites to network neighborhood

#5074 +(122)- [X]

<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies

#5078 +(275)- [X]

<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's
<ryano> going on dalnet

#5089 +(847)- [X]

<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me

#5113 +(463)- [X]

<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers

#5164 +(498)- [X]

<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located?

#5193 +(1042)- [X]

<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.
<reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"
<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so :P
<reuben> it looks stupid

#5242 +(189)- [X]

<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels

#5256 +(530)- [X]

<crist0bal> rhino
<crist0bal> make me an op
<ryano> what are the ingredients

#5259 +(7241)- [X]

<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....

#5263 +(403)- [X]

<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic suppliers or morrowind has some good copy protection
<DCBastard> i think it's absolutely disgusting that you can BUY a game before downloading it

#5267 +(177)- [X]

<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass
<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...
<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes
<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD
<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex
<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :)

#5269 +(501)- [X]

<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS

#5270 +(555)- [X]

<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps?
<unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway

#5271 +(720)- [X]

* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables"
<xL> #1: A windows NT network

#5272 +(1955)- [X]

<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid

#5273 +(30077)- [X]

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

#5274 +(435)- [X]

<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;

#5275 +(454)- [X]

<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */

#5276 +(323)- [X]

<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off?
<maff> yeah I reinstalled windows

#5297 +(149)- [X]

<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22

#5298 +(833)- [X]

<chinger> My real name is Thoma
<chinger> s
<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma
<LimberDink> s

#5300 +(25179)- [X]

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

#5301 +(6699)- [X]

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

#5302 +(316)- [X]

<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/