#7524 +(335)- [X]

<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format

#7525 +(250)- [X]

<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix

#7526 +(272)- [X]

<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you
<yunicus> yer a dear heart
<yunicus> really
<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men

#7527 +(332)- [X]

<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married.

#7529 +(83)- [X]

<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my clit

#7530 +(151)- [X]

<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow

#7532 +(165)- [X]

<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more

#7533 +(43)- [X]

<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup

#7535 +(260)- [X]

<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say

#7536 +(76)- [X]

<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want

#7539 +(738)- [X]

< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"

#7540 +(263)- [X]

< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing

#7541 +(221)- [X]

< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)

#7542 +(20)- [X]

< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads?
< Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen.
< Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo?

#7543 +(94)- [X]

< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it
< anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :)
< Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :)

#7544 +(185)- [X]

< telex > i love god
< Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and you "worship" it with a broom handle.

#7545 +(250)- [X]

< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.

#7547 +(290)- [X]

[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter
[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend

#7549 +(1176)- [X]

[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out

#7552 +(46)- [X]

[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time

#7553 +(156)- [X]

[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me.

#7554 +(32)- [X]

[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils

#7555 +(40)- [X]

[anakin] man i love microsoft visio
[Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :)
[anakin] what question did you have?
[Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc?
[Bayls] is it visio enterprise?
[anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet
[anakin] na i only have professional
[Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :)
[anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too
[Bayls] sensational!
[annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;)
[anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh
[Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it.

#7556 +(182)- [X]

<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch
<mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up

#7557 +(184)- [X]

[NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale...
[NissanKin] $20k
[NissanKin] R30
[NissanKin] fastest in Oz
[Bayls] Actually the 1994 Holden Apollo is the fastest production car ever produced in the unierse.
[NissanKin] i have 323kw at the whels
[Bayls] Yeah? I have a digital thermometer.

#7558 +(197)- [X]

<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to sleep
<thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower!
<FlagshipX> hmm
<thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but damnnit, you're refreshed all over!)

#7559 +(412)- [X]

foop> computers need to burst into flames more often

#7564 +(350)- [X]

<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor
<foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times
<foop> that ain't good

#7565 +(326)- [X]

<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY
<rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years
<rbgrn> no one did.
<foop> because nobody cared

#7568 +(222)- [X]

<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations
<sneak> i'm talking about apache

#7569 +(52)- [X]

<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants

#7570 +(89)- [X]

<foop> shower --hot --wet &

#7571 +(579)- [X]

<foop> leif is having a party?
<ross_> yeah
<foop> does he know that he's having a party?
<Chieze> of course not
<ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up

#7572 +(40)- [X]

<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either...
<foop> like white people can tell the difference

#7576 +(261)- [X]

<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men

#7577 +(64)- [X]

<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!

#7578 +(258)- [X]

*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie
<Cov-poopie> got shit to do

#7586 +(316)- [X]

<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :(
<Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay
<Avium> no offense you sack of shit

#7587 +(56)- [X]

*** FAG has joined #us-opers
<FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line?

#7588 +(247)- [X]

<human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid
<human> then marry this kid to enya
<human> then have their children play with a roland xp-30
<human> then you'll get some nice tunes

#7590 +(1239)- [X]

*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}
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<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD

#7591 +(321)- [X]

<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry
<billa> you need to respect.
<billa> to scared youll break down
<JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life
<JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am

#7598 +(104)- [X]

<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44 degrees
<Felix1> brother is on the critical list, We lost Mum on the operating table, Dad never regained consiousness and our dogs corneas melted down her face

#7600 +(655)- [X]

<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice
<Xta-C> i just had imaginary sex, and it was disappointing
<bytraper> i just got some imaginary sex, and it was fucking nice
* Lord-Data thinks byt and xta just imaginarily slept together

#7601 +(92)- [X]

<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski
<lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I mean, out of 500 squares

#7604 +(526)- [X]

<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me
<CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay"
<CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings
<pagan> LOL
<CellY> he just siad have a nice day

#7606 +(373)- [X]

<oof> so did you get together with your family for easter?
<_p> no, my family hates god.

#7607 +(287)- [X]

<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins.
<_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick.

#7609 +(176)- [X]

<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself.

#7610 +(221)- [X]

<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound
<shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably in recent times
<shadok> i blame flouride