<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal
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<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.
<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?
<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac
<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai
<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
<McAnarchy> people live in utah??
<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?
<Islandx55> wtf is a-team
<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?
<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."
* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]
<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?
<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her.
<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"
<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar?
<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel
*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)
<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez
<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop
<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4
<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it
<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol
<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick
<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(
<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking
<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep
<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet
<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper
<SYch0> my mom got rearended
<SSr2> what's pr0n?
<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night
<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one
<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front?
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