#8906 +(544)- [X]

<vidividividi> kristen dumped me
<greggyhot> oh NO!
<vidividividi> i cant believe it
<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)

#8908 +(-24)- [X]

<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either

#8909 +(41)- [X]

<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia

#8919 +(371)- [X]

* zebra does the menstrual blood dance
<Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me.
<zebra> You should see them in person.
<zebra> It could be worse.
<zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P
<Slvrchair> ew, no :P

#8923 +(377)- [X]

<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)

#8924 +(153)- [X]

<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH

#8926 +(349)- [X]

<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day
<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?

#8928 +(248)- [X]

<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?
<grey`> i need to firm up my ass
<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective

#8929 +(181)- [X]

<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease
<strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?
<strung> ill use that excuse next time

#8930 +(62)- [X]

<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined?
<Goetterdaemmerung> 3.
<Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3"
<XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something?

#8934 +(198)- [X]

<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye

#8940 +(168)- [X]

«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle
«@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!*getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist

#8942 +(509)- [X]

<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.

#8943 +(250)- [X]

<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"
<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks

#8955 +(440)- [X]

<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?
<Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!
<RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.

#8960 +(287)- [X]

[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive

#8961 +(269)- [X]

[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana

#8962 +(323)- [X]

* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig
<shawnporn> is that german?
<hals> it is
<shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff

#8965 +(469)- [X]

*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop
<@sloop> parents
<@sloop> fs
<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson
<@sloop> on a sunday
<@sloop> when ur not doing anything
<@sloop> phone them
<@sloop> or
<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy
<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation
<@ronindm> well it is fathers' day
<@sloop> oh shit
<@sloop> brb making a call

#8970 +(223)- [X]

* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it

#8982 +(685)- [X]

<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.

#8983 +(77)- [X]

<RPG> Grrr
<RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found.
<scar3crow> i must be around a lot

#8984 +(317)- [X]

<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands
<than> which was clearly bollocks
<than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks

#8986 +(643)- [X]

<czg> you're not gary larson
<Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know?
<czg> because I'm gary larson

#8987 +(595)- [X]

<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel!
<bolsh> same.
<Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER!
<bolsh> same.

#8993 +(209)- [X]

<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain!

#8997 +(179)- [X]

<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want..
<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )
<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<

#9006 +(314)- [X]

<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial.

#9008 +(196)- [X]

<mrfy> hmm.  my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?         
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."

#9015 +(311)- [X]

<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace enviroment like fresh paint fumes.
<ruumis> I am in flavor country.

#9019 +(-77)- [X]

<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry
<hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did

#9022 +(34)- [X]

<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic
<neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either

#9026 +(170)- [X]

<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that

#9027 +(726)- [X]

<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic

#9031 +(575)- [X]

<DJTodd> My sister in law once asked me if it counted as sex if she fucked some guy but didn't kiss him.
<DJTodd> She's a real brain.

#9034 +(370)- [X]

<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<ggeyton_hewitt> <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
<ggeyton_hewitt> it's funny cos it's true
<Syncope> lol
<Syncope> very true
<Syncope> :/
<ggeyton_hewitt> `deop
<Syncope> `deop

#9036 +(1376)- [X]

<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling?
<LarsC> wrestling.
<Amoeba> Wrestling.
<jt`> wrestling.
<[prone]> wrestling.

#9038 +(185)- [X]

ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some people can't do that...
MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science
CuriosCat can do rocket science
CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc
CuriosCat: caalculus

#9041 +(1240)- [X]

<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs
<phatmike> why is that?
<Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.
<Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.

#9043 +(332)- [X]

<Dayv> I was also raised by women.
<Dayv> Soft mother and wire mother, to be specific.
<Dayv> I chose wire mother.

#9045 +(518)- [X]

<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission.

#9057 +(338)- [X]

The-ill-man- *beat kicks in*  yo yo  you know i be somkein some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin on hoes
-cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap..

#9070 +(361)- [X]

<piccchic4ever> oh boy
<piccchic4ever> listen to some of the email's i got today
<piccchic4ever> Lose weight with hypnosis!!
<piccchic4ever> Get FREE Condoms, Lube, T-shirts and more!
<piccchic4ever> why is tshirts in that sentence?
<GoalMstr22> haha
<GoalMstr22> to wipe yourself with

#9076 +(289)- [X]

<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the week I can't spend time with the woman.
<+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one

#9080 +(261)- [X]

<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java developers
<st0w> yeah
<st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing....
<st0w> JAVA SUCKS
<Umbillical_ED>y u say dat?
<st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right?
<st0w> and there was this horse
<st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock
<st0w> and I looked underneath it
<st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth

#9081 +(7135)- [X]

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

#9082 +(50)- [X]

<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?>
<sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago....
<jorn> no drinks yet
<jorn> :(
<jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur

#9083 +(170)- [X]

<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> :)
<PasTe> nice
<[-FeC-]sKratch> lol
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah
<[-FeC-]sKratch> special features:  see from the camera in the guy's urethra
<PasTe> lol
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice
<[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's ass

#9085 +(149)- [X]

<pure_sin> oi!
<pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/
<pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~(
<st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator batteries die

#9091 +(161)- [X]

<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...
<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...
<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...