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#293 +(2)- [X]

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<corra> FUKR
<corra> I KIK UR AZZ
<corra> ....
<corra> i ain kiddin
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#430 +(260)- [X]

<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel

#1222 +(377)- [X]

<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno
<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal

#1671 +(517)- [X]

(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity

#2990 +(164)- [X]

<dodge> i should be in bed myself ...
<dodge> oh wait, i am

#5810 +(335)- [X]

<A|exander> i bet aguilera would be as dirty as fuck
<DarthJesus> I dunno'
<DarthJesus> I think she'd be too self involved to want to do anything for you
<A|exander> not if i knocked her unconscious first.

#6159 +(341)- [X]

<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.
<Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.

#7179 +(260)- [X]

<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit

#9204 +(338)- [X]

<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?

#11169 +(672)- [X]

<klerck> I've been wearing my immortality bracelet for a month, and I haven't died yet

#13121 +(-5)- [X]

<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
<i_am_pi> i love QDB./
<i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing.
<Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny

#13745 +(176)- [X]

#14228 +(23)- [X]

<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called

#23182 +(1)- [X]

<[peepee]> Can I see your $me

#23223 +(223)- [X]

<+Fantasma> makes me feel all special and gooey inside 
<+Fantasma> like a little catholic shoolgirl having her first orgasm in the rafters of the church during communion

#23843 +(300)- [X]

<Weng> If one were to download every piece of porn on the internet, paysites and all, and remove the duplicates, how many 120 gig hard drives would he have to span?
<Cray0la> hmm
<NaiWiste> a lot
<Weng> including gay, kiddie, fetish and assorted other disgusting variations
<NaiWiste> i'de say. at least 200gb for kiddie pr0n
<Weng> only 200?
<Snickerdo> Wang: Maxtor and WD would get into a bidding war over you, that's how much.
<Weng> Cool. Time to put this 56k pipe to work

#31130 +(632)- [X]

<rocky> i bought a clothes hamper so clothes wouldn't pile up on my floor and yet there is already a pile as tall as a leperchaun
<tima> i found that the only way to keep my appartement clean is to start occational fires

#31561 +(200)- [X]

<etr1gan> you know your drunk when irc gives you motion sickness.

#33542 +(-6)- [X]

<FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs
<FLiPSiDE> make me look massive
<Ur|zen> make us look well hung
<FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there..
<FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it..
<fvee> maybe hes half girl

#33770 +(521)- [X]

<lewney> I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell.

#33964 +(24)- [X]

<Cyb> where the hell is the new pokey
<Cyb> it hasn't been updated in like a while
<Cyb> sept 17
<Cyb> wait that's today
<Cyb> stupid internet explorer

#38135 +(118)- [X]

<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on

#38215 +(265)- [X]

<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root shell account that i can practice with?

#43474 +(210)- [X]

<Firemoth> Anyone know how long a male bird will usually go out looking for food?
<milenko> Firemoth: spose it depends on what bird
<Firemoth> Plover.
<Firemoth> We've got a female bird here with 4 babies, the dad's been gone all day and hasn't come back yet.
<milenko> Firemoth: get the female to apply for social security

#47647 +(810)- [X]

<k3tty> nfi
<APULYG> Whats nfi?
<TBC> no fucking idea.
<APULYG> Well shut up then if you dont know
* TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.

#49953 +(155)- [X]

<ljtyk> damn school
<SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs
<ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation
<SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN
<ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy

#50115 +(8)- [X]

<Lagamuffin> 1280x1024 32bit ->60Hz<- That sucks xpert
<Lagamuffin> you should fix that to atleast 85Hz
<weapon01> lol
<weapon01> overclock your monitor!!!!!!!!

#51066 +(219)- [X]

<StalkerofurSoul> you ever been looking at pr0n
<StalkerofurSoul> and seen somebody that looks like your sister?
* StalkerofurSoul shivers
<Eldron> stalker, I just keep fapping, no matter what..

#51528 +(230)- [X]

<Karp> Who am I to judge myself?

#53448 +(145)- [X]

[@ToastyX] I almost typed cd / to try to leave a channel

#53992 +(312)- [X]

-Taking place in a Battlefield 1942 game-
<monk|GC> one time i saw a guy with binoculars,  he was just standing there for like, 5 minutes
<monk|GC> and i asked what are you doing. he says if i wait long enough the lasers will kill all of them

#62123 +(334)- [X]

<Jim> what the fuck
<Jim> where did this porn get on my computer fro---
<Jim> oooh

#68522 +(289)- [X]

Number 3 Rugger: bitch fuck 1080
onkeybutt87: is that a skateboard trick?

#75966 +(58)- [X]

<dbnmale20> i dont believe in beatles ... i just believe in me.
<dbnmale20> John lennon ;)
<k-lee> ok fair enough
<k-lee> but hes gonna die soon isnt he then wat??/

#76337 +(179)- [X]

<Orpal> studying, HA HA
<Killgore-studying> trying to
<Orpal> it's friday night, you should be out killing prostitutes

#78794 +(1118)- [X]

<xavas> so i was on the beach wearing my speedo's the other day
<xavas> and some chick walks by and goes "u got a roll of pennies in there?!?!?"
<xavas> so i says "yeah, want me to knock some cents into you?>

#81833 +(182)- [X]

<Ober> hahaha
<infi> ?
<Ober> MSNBC "No Iraqi Dikes have been blown"
<VistA> lol
<infi> heh
<Ober> the guy said "ahh"
<dragonbyt> dont dykes lack the equipment to get blown?
<Ober> after the word blown
<Ober> like he did a double take

#83973 +(506)- [X]

* {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know she's pregnant yet

#86421 +(196)- [X]

<CodeMason> I never sleep.
<CodeMason> I just lapse into alcohol-induced catatonia on a regular basis.

#100452 +(369)- [X]

<Monarx> If it's 2003, where's my flying cars?
<Monarx> And jetpacks?
<Proto_K> hehe
<Proto_K> all those old cartoons
<Monarx> And other hoohah?
<Proto_K> that depict the "future" in 1991 AD
<||bass> yea
<||bass> 1991
<||bass> Mc Hammer
<||bass> talk about a fuckin disappointment, huh

#109297 +(54)- [X]

<+sampson> i'm such a fag i setup winxp to look like osx

#138604 +(400)- [X]

<cortXbomb> yo, I need some good shit to put on my resume that makes it look lilke I use my computers for more than general piracy

#149820 +(486)- [X]

<Ed> alright
<Ed> the world is completely fucked
<Ed> my neighbour has a "No visitors except by prior arrangement" sign
<Ed> thing is, I just found out that the bastard's a Jehova's Witness
<Ed> I wonder if a "No thanks, I'm a Protestant" would work any on my door

#251614 +(2)- [X]

<strlen> i know someone who was half german half korean
<strlen> i asked him if he makes soap out of his dog

#304879 +(917)- [X]

<NeoSmurf> So there I was waiting for my g/f, when I get a message from some chick wanting to cyber with me.
<Merry> yeah...
<NeoSmurf> I told her cybering is for losers and I didnt want to.
<NeoSmurf> So she tells me to tell her what to do with her pussy.
<NeoSmurf> I tell her to wash it, and she just quits talking.
<Merry> LMFAO!

#417107 +(3034)- [X]

<PacerX> i made a kid stop crying today
<bemyfreak> awww, how sweet
<PacerX> i knocked him unconcious
<bemyfreak> WHAT

#564197 +(433)- [X]

<+host> finally, I got some good help in #debian in freenode
<+host> and another lesson learned
<+host> I will never let someone ssh to my computer to upgrade it
<+host> again

#606418 +(1130)- [X]

<Tom> i put my username in as tom pocock, and when they sent me the confirmation email, my login name is Tom PoMrWinky

#743233 +(364)- [X]

<Mud_Shark> Dagger thinks an orgy is using more than one magazine

#886198 +(341)- [X]

lizbunny11: actually, i respect microsoft developers
lizbunny11: it's hard to have your head up your ass and your nose in the air at the same time

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