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#179 +(881)- [X]

<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!

#759 +(1754)- [X]

<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it

#1309 +(308)- [X]

~ TwinWork is craving chinese
(TwinWork) any asian girls in here?

#1868 +(1501)- [X]

<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox
<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept popping up
<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the list
<mD5> mD5@aol.com
<mD5> thank you for removing me from the list

#2328 +(1045)- [X]

<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith

#6690 +(127)- [X]

<zork> man sun fsck scares me
<zork> etc etc
<phrog> U R SKRWD
<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL

#6785 +(205)- [X]

<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work
<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"
<LordSuggs> heh
<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)
<DeLorean> heh
<DeLorean> ego

#7265 +(48)- [X]

<Daemon_> thak you for  replying   I dont know  what is daemon or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to me  who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who  return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you

#8367 +(140)- [X]

<AsylumXKP> WTF?
<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel

#8428 +(73)- [X]

*** overloaded has quit IRC (Quit: i'm outta here like a dyke fleeing dick.)

#9154 +(318)- [X]

<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas
<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out
<Skitzo> yeah
<Skitzo> bestiality :D
<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks
<Skitzo> <--------- end result

#10217 +(866)- [X]

<NK|Snipe>^Shark Attack :)

#11110 +(514)- [X]

(Gopher): my brother has bound F7 to say...
* Gopher wanks

#12572 +(636)- [X]

<g_smackchik> did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?
<cochese_04> I've got the statistics in on how much I give a shit...the numbers are dangerously low!

#14530 +(676)- [X]

*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697
*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415
*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273
*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303
<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.
<Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8)
<Flirbnic> ...
<Flirbnic> I have no life.
<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't

#16796 +(38)- [X]

<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D
<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?
<Vash> eh?
<Samin> there the best kind

#20747 +(125)- [X]

* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
* Wolf-Olo howls
<Peri> aww how cute
<infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)
<Wolf-Olo> Bastard
<Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close

#33546 +(401)- [X]

<Center> i wish women were open source

#33935 +(161)- [X]

<qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw
<Ajchez> bbw????
<qrg> big beautiful women
<Ajchez> i have a weight limit
<krezt> whats your limit?
<krezt> i can do anything i can lift
<krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak

#36394 +(256)- [X]

<lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower, dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the ass?"

#36954 +(347)- [X]

<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick
<Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has ever done incest
<Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite
<[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is?
<Dark_Pen> .....
<Dark_Pen> crap

#37485 +(142)- [X]

<Eticam> ya know
<Eticam> something ain't right
<Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of video/music
<Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all

#37995 +(213)- [X]

<Ouroboros> Bandwidth is my antidrug.

#42874 +(233)- [X]

<Mother> so what's new?
<alakahil> some new type of spam
<rambopfc> lol
<alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi
<alakahil> "we are looking for you"
<alakahil> "how big your salary should be?"
<Mother> hehehehe
<alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone?
<Mother> oh they still come in every now and then
<Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis

#46047 +(504)- [X]

* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women :D
<Jon-> just need the operation eh?

#46948 +(597)- [X]

<Drull> OMG
<CowWEB> no whats going on?
<ego-man> ????
<ego-man> what channel is cnn?
<Drull> i dunno, nothing probably. was just wondering if anyone was watching cnn
<LadyNikki> lol
<ego-man> fucker, i turned on my tv for the first time in weeks. for nothin

#48799 +(299)- [X]

*** Fl0g (Phaket@03.gate4.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has joined #math
<Fl0g> PERVERTS!!!
*** Fl0g (Phaket@03.gate4.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #math

#51517 +(203)- [X]

<Khey> There was this soap opera on the TV in the customer lounge at work and there were these black people on it
<Khey> And I thought to myself
<Khey> "Man, why don't they get 'real' black people in soap operas?"
<duffey> Haha
<Khey> I'm not talking about some upper-middle class light-skinned 'nigga' either.
<Khey> Some dark-skinned, thugg'd out, bling-blingin', grill'd up guy.
<Khey> With cornrows and a stocking cap
<Khey> I'd watch soap opera's then.
<Khey> "Oh no, Johnny's mom was kidnapped"
<Khey> or something
<Khey> Anyways, enough of Stereotype Theatre with Mr.K

#52412 +(637)- [X]

<Brookes_Baby> Hey does anyone have an idea of what I could get for my collection of Final Fantasy games?
<Kevyn> Not laid.

#52763 +(340)- [X]

<dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc
<SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it
<dcsteve> why not
<dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same

#54550 +(279)- [X]

<nondesc> All I need's a basic optical mouse.
<nondesc> This Logitech is like $12 street price.
<Livewireo> Strret price? are you buying illegal mice from ugly mexicans on the street corner?

#56364 +(161)- [X]

<Crusader> www.privatehacksthatareonlyonmycomputer.com
<Azorbix> its a dead link you jerk

#56762 +(316)- [X]

<CursedBurger> i hate it when i'm watching some good porn and the entire clip's ruined because one of the guys has a mullet

#76935 +(956)- [X]

<DavidRei> Life is like an analogy.

#78978 +(346)- [X]

<bliP> dammit, why can't the guys next door who don't wear shirts be chicks

#85363 +(369)- [X]

<@Megaman984> So, would the Old Testament be First Edition, New Testament Second, and the Koran Third?
<+MegamanX2K> yeah
<+MegamanX2K> which explains the crusades
<+MegamanX2K> they were burning 3rd edition heretics
<+MegamanX2K> good thing Jerusalem made a saving throw

#86054 +(95)- [X]

<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt.

#100942 +(270)- [X]

<DrUDgE> black|one: what is your mom on top of me nude?
<DrUDgE> black|one: a good time!
<black|one> not for you..
<black|one> my mom is 60.

#102351 +(1037)- [X]

<Gnell|CHAMPION> i wanna ride it
* Gnell|CHAMPION is away

#192433 +(908)- [X]

-([AfZ]Curse)- i just ripped the most putrid fart ever
-([AfZ]Curse)- and my fucking dog looked at me and walked out of my room

#203250 +(68)- [X]

<spider> sigh, i gotta go find my alcholic truck again, bbl
<FRiZzO> oh yeah she didn't come home with you last night?
<spider> negative

#416835 +(502)- [X]

(@Shockwave) Windows 3.11 calculator is broken in an amusing way.
(@Shockwave) Put in 3.01 - 3 and it gives you 0, every time.
(@Shockwave) Hurray for flaws in MS's basic math table
(JIM_BOB7813) Well if you need a calculator to do that, you deserve that answer :P

#583650 +(2487)- [X]

<Drhubbard> watched this film called 'anal lesbians' the other day.
<Drhubbard> they spent about half the film going through the fridge labelling everything..

#664485 +(743)- [X]

Godchicken: One of my co-worker's roommates is a total myspace whore. She's gone through 5 boyfriends in 4 months plus other random dates... and all off Myspace.
Godchicken: I want a piece of it before she's all worn out
Method: Put a quarter on her head and call next, like in the arcade

#760204 +(1712)- [X]

<thefwf> I just realised soemthing while watching spongebob with my mates
<thefwf> They were like "wtf, how come the food stays on the plate underwater"
<thefwf> and I was like

#769729 +(650)- [X]

<~Flash> how does one explain the difference between celeron and non celeron to a non tech ??
<+bomarrow1> one is for toasting bread
<+bomarrow1> the other is for processing instructions

#797984 +(2300)- [X]

<+Scott> I had my dreams crushed yesterday. It turns out the newspaper headline "Village still looking for paedophile" wasn't a vacancy.

#839727 +(3946)- [X]

anon: You're so gullible.
sleaz: You mean gullable.
anon: What?
sleaz: It's spelled gullable.
anon: Oh. Okay.

#850065 +(6447)- [X]

<N> which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
<Joker> Neither.
<Joker> Because it's twelve.

#961099 +(358)- [X]

<Nichole> my sister is giving birth on thursday. Drug baby. Apparently CPS is going to contact me to take him.
<Azalea> Ahhhhhhhh
<keith> what kind of drugs?
<keith> a baby full of drugs could be worth something
<Nichole> heroin, Oxy, meth
<Nichole> mostly heroin
<keith> expensive baby!
<blaxthos> so... your sister will be free this weekend?
<Nichole> yep have at it
<assfetish> i got this mental image of a baby shaped pinata full of drugs being broken at some wall street party
<Nichole> she's in prison
<Nichole> she makes me feel very normal
<latras> you are very normal ;)
<keith> shes still getting heroin, oxy and meth in prison?
<blaxthos> is she imprisoned because of baby ?
<keith> yeah id say your pretty normal
<Nichole> keith: she's on methadone now
<blaxthos> i think having babies should be a crime
<keith> procreating is definitely a crime
<Nichole> she's imprisoned because she broke parole, child endangerment (from first daughter), and drug related charges, and being on the run
<Azalea> That is a shitty situation
<assfetish> are you gonna take the baby?
<Nichole> i dont know
<keith> azalea needs another kid i hear
<assfetish> i have a friend who wants a kid real bad
<blaxthos> if you are on irc and you can't figure out how to unload a kid, you're doing it wrong

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