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<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me
<ckx> they're alright
<gb> what if they cum on you
<ckx> that's a grey area
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<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
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<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass
<matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag
<matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables>
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<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid
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(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/
#1971 +(77)- [X]
<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school
<Stacey> i want you to make fun of him
<Stacey> i have to run from him everyday
<Stacey> not friend
<Stacey> no no no
<Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands
<Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you
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<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is
<spicrx7> duh spazz
<spicrx7> that's like saying...
<spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats"
<TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass
<TheDrip> up his ass rather
#4769 +(305)- [X]
<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay?
<Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE
<Scofco> either that, or a girl
<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises
<Scofco> at least not MY penis :(
#6242 +(260)- [X]
<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina
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<skrike> felix just screamed like a girl
<felix> no, I said "eek"
<skrike> girls say "eek"
<skrike> YOU GIRL
<oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH"
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<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin
<dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him.
<dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long.
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<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight
<Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow
#8662 +(896)- [X]
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
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<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics
<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#9258 +(56)- [X]
<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk people I judge as worthless into suicide
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* Spoon casts Wall of Silence
*** Spoon sets mode: +m
<Spoon> Because exo went insane
<Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level
* Sentinel checks..
*** Sentinel sets mode: -m
<exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
*** Sentinel sets mode: +m
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<Christoph> Wuff will you tell Sara I'm not talking to her? -.- <turns>
<Wuffypie> Sara, I'm to tell you something that you just heard Mind say anyway
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<Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light bulb?"
<PetrDoubt> 500 to send the outage notices to nocstaff, 14 managers to
escalate it to client services and back, and one to change it.
#16196 +(432)- [X]
<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer?
#16754 +(359)- [X]
<@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone
<@whistler> on the up side i have a brand new bong
#20254 +(69)- [X]
<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING, TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE
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<My3blKa> bizee go get your vacum and imagination.
<andro> I've heards its bad to do that w/ a vacuum
<supreemball> it hurts
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<Elly_May> my little sister just asked me why my hair was tangled
<Elly_May> i told her it was because my boyfriend came all over it when i was giving him a blow job
<Elly_May> at which point my father admitted he could hear me....
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<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself
<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels
<Raven> all by myself
<Raven> that was all during one summer
<Raven> i was 12
<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?
<panda> is that why european's can't dress?
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<Unknown[SwHo]> charmap ?
<Unknown[SwHo]> like a palm-pilot ?
* * * * * * * *
* MyTh`snoogans has joined #clan-swho
<MyTh`snoogans> did my mom think i couldnt find the keyboard in the living room
<MyTh`snoogans> wtf was she thinking
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<@ant> With something that my hand spends more time on than my dick, I see no reason not to splurge on a mouse.
<@Scribble> Yeah, but I'd question whether my hand spends more time on my dick or not.
<@shrav> for me its a matter of which hand
<@shrav> i usually have one on each
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<yarokod> does alcohol remove permanent ink from a cd?
<defused> dunno...it does remove clothes on young females tho
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<soapZOMBIE> when you go to college, you'll be the "old guy" in class
<soapZOMBIE> everyone will say "what the hell is that old guy doing here at college?"
<demizius> better than the bald guy right?
<soapZOMBIE> i wear hats
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<JanusLexington> have you guys seen the new MSN commercial?
<JanusLexington> with friend browsing?
<Caff> pay $14.95 to browse web with your friends
<JanusLexington> friend porn browsing...
<Caff> it's like "SHARE YOUR PORN PASSWORDS!"
<Caff> "DON'T BE EMBARASSED UR NOT TEH ONLY ONE MASTER BATING~~~~~"
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<MMMaven> I can see the headlines now... "super-modified AIBO captures bin laden!"
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* ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.GamesNET.net) Quit (*.net *.split)
<DopefishJustin> damn chanserv
<DopefishJustin> they should rename it NegroServ because it never works
#61972 +(289)- [X]
<BonzoBoy> An honorary degree is like a nerf dildo.
<ramoth4> nerf dildos can be fun....sort of
<Equinas> i use a nerf whip
<Equinas> it's part of the Bondage for Beginners set
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<ItBurn|mw> yay tescd cerazeyhes
<Celestar|xchat> ItBurn|mw: dude how did you mistype like THAT?
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<haz3l> Anyone wanna do a wakeup call for me?
<haz3l> I need someone to wake me up in 6 hours
<LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> haz3l: /timer 1 21600 /beep 39482034
<haz3l> Would that owrk?
<haz3l> lets try 60 seconds
<haz3l> OMG THE BEEEEEPAGE
<haz3l> MAKE IT STOPPP
<haz3l> LGBR HELP
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<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> You know what I find funny...
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Companies like Sony
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Who produce the copy protected CDs...
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> Yet also produce things which can crack it
<@ketsugi|scanning> like marker pens?
<+N-Bomb|Super_Pants> CD-R drives
<@ketsugi|scanning> close enough
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<dma> I once wrote a program to determine how long it would take to listen to all my cheesy mids.
<dma> forgot the result
<Silencer> thats nothin
<Silencer> one time my friends and i got bored
<Silencer> so we figured out a couple interesting facts about mexico
<Silencer> such as how many parking spaces it would hold if it was flattened and paved
<Silencer> or if the entire population of mexico was to cut the grass of every lawn in the us
<Silencer> how long it would take them (ie, how often they could do it, once a week, once every two weeks, i forgot how long)
<Silencer> and we figured out how many cars it would take to drive the entire population of mexico to the us, if each car held 7 people
<Silencer> or 14 if its a van
<Silencer> (i know, this is horrible stuff)
<Silencer> (it was extremely funny, we actually figured it out too)
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(ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across the screen when i move my mouse?
#88528 +(196)- [X]
<Fark_Ninja> The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if it fouls up there's no law against wacking it around a little.
<Cerebus> The same is actually true for a penis.
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(w0rd): There is no place like 127.0.0.1
#106286 +(256)- [X]
<Skye-> Talking to my exgf at 3:31 AM :P
<fluffi> yeahhhh, thats what i do with my ex's at 3 in the morning, i "talk" to them ;)
<fluffi> i havent had a good "talk" lately though
<Skye-> I bet :P
<Skye-> define talk fl00f! :P
<kairi00> so that's what they call it these days... "talk" :p
<Skye-> do you "talk" to yourself alot?
<fluffi> i dont "talk" to myself
<fluffi> i "mime" ;)
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<Nukeitall> Hey guys, I need a list of issues people always discuss but can never truly resolve.
<Dreadnought> whether god really DOES kill a kitten every time a person masturbates
<Dreadnought> and if domokun are real
<WizardofWestmarch> oh domo is real
<Treen> yeah, domo's real
<Astyanax> pfft of course domo is real
* Dreadnought puts on his domo suit
<WizardofWestmarch> look at all his crazy hijinks living with Usajii
<Nukeitall> Domokun kills kittens because of a large tumor making him think god speaks to him. next.
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<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!"
<GoAt> these claims are getting worse every day
<peasant> i call dibs on triangle
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<Emokid01> I am always tempted to mumble "zerg rush" under my breath when I see Koreans on campus.
#264226 +(1253)- [X]
<zN|nJa> I wonder how tough the recruiting for suicide bomber school is
<zN|nJa> 'now watch closely because I'm only gonna do this once'
#300288 +(840)- [X]
(+PJx5x) yesterday u said ur so good at math cuz all u do is think about pie
(+PJx5x) u fat piece of lard
(@OCNoy|At|Work) well you just have to think about it in terms you understand
(@OCNoy|At|Work) for example
(@OCNoy|At|Work) SIN pi
(@OCNoy|At|Work) is 0, because, if you sin (make love to) a pie, there's none left to eat
(@SmurfiCus) good way of rember it...
(@SmurfiCus) whats COS PI?
(@OCNoy|At|Work) it's twice a bad because your cousin had sex with the pie
#370987 +(433)- [X]
<+Synista> I downloaded this fly fishing movie
<+Synista> since I need to learn how to cast properly
<+Synista> turns out it was a pr0n movie called fly fishing
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<chewy> has anybody an idea where to get torrents of german simpsons episodes?
#700591 +(591)- [X]
Zizzy: The Bible was the first known recorded Wiki, proving once and for all that Wikis are destined to be screwed up by a bunch of teenagers.
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<Eir|food> Y'know, Taco Bell's "Think Outside The Bun" seems perfect for a hilarious anti-gay slogan.
<Eir|food> "Don't put your meat between buns! Get it in a taco instead!"
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Laggyware has left (Quit: There are three types of software. Free as in speech (FOSS), Free as in beer (Freeware) and Free as in BitTorrent.)