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#1012 +(561)- [X]

<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion

#1186 +(85)- [X]

<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p

#1658 +(519)- [X]

<bigPIMP> are you a virgin?
<kink> yes
<kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong

#2034 +(558)- [X]

<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed.  I'm anti-laughing.
<FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs implode then.

#2178 +(101)- [X]

<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards
<KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how awesome you are and that will show them
<KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff*

#2538 +(3209)- [X]

<Bizzy> say Y
<DAL9000> Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> say that.
<DAL9000> now that
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> |ZZ | е/\/\ߪ
<Bizzy> |ZZ | е/\/\ߪ
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit

#2708 +(1044)- [X]

(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s
(ashke) like some 15 year old kid
(ashke) and show him the internet

#2757 +(529)- [X]

*** Now talking in #honda
*** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?'

#2998 +(711)- [X]

<dboo> shit...i can hear the cat masturbating again

#6190 +(711)- [X]

<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for
<n2deep> cause i want dual monitors
<cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?
<n2deep> uhm
<n2deep> FUC
<n2deep> FUCK FUCKF

#6592 +(75)- [X]

<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo
<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes

#7701 +(1343)- [X]

<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
<Ludwigvan> hehe
*** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> :D
<Felix1> oops :p
*** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol
<bobthecow> err
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed

#8691 +(222)- [X]

<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002

#10280 +(1738)- [X]

<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online

#11038 +(419)- [X]

<+darkmind> Report him :x
<+darkmind> Or try to flood him off

#12318 +(6290)- [X]

* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> ...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat

#13725 +(86)- [X]

<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories <Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :)
<_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear
<Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies

#14530 +(683)- [X]

*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697
*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415
*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273
*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303
<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.
<Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8)
<Flirbnic> ...
<Flirbnic> I have no life.
<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't

#16291 +(201)- [X]

<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry
<Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time ;)

#20891 +(664)- [X]

<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD

#21860 +(477)- [X]

<McCheese> Under da sea...
<McCheese> Hi McCheese, how ya doin?
McCheese (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now known as Bobbie
<Bobbie> I'm doing fine
Bobbie (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now known as McCheese
<McCheese> oh shit, I screwed that up :)
<McCheese> BAH, I mean :(
<@Technogeek> Get help.

#25544 +(201)- [X]

<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now
<The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??

#32981 +(197)- [X]

<Adonai> but the sex toy shop guy might think i'm crazy buying like 15 dildos
<Alyssa^eating> wth...
<Alyssa^eating> I just get back and I see that
<Adonai> so what's the lesson you learned today Alyssa?
<Alyssa^eating> I'm not sure
<Adonai> don't come back to IRC ;oD

#36175 +(145)- [X]

<Joesomebo> but can I operate under a different IP address that's not being used for example? Or is that the type of thing they only do in movies

#36684 +(233)- [X]

<[Banned-H]G-Daddy>no, see, do a threesome 2guys/1girl... so you have the bigger dick (gotta take a chance) and she'll ignore him.. so you can do his boyfriend with him watching :)
<Claus> woah there G!
<Isajeep> rofl
<Claus> "so you can do his boyfriend with him watching"
<Isajeep> I don't call him Gay-Daddy for nothing
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> er.. her her her
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> jesus... what am I thinking

#37531 +(371)- [X]

<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol
<Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes ... "whoa, you still live here?"

#38966 +(175)- [X]

<PsychicSeagull> I should make a book - Procrastination for Dummies!  It will just be a bunch of empty pages.

#40380 +(233)- [X]

<Zeuxy> I have to take all the dead small children out of my walls.
<Zeuxy> Cable guy's coming on monday.
<Kayin> Zeuxy: so you're a pedonecrophiliac?
<Zeuxy> Kayin: I never said I fucked them.
<Zeuxy> .. well.. just the chicks
<Zeuxy> But usually while they're alive
<astral> 'usually.'

#41882 +(357)- [X]

<@Dza> you g/f's so fat her pic is ~3 megs?

#43191 +(4)- [X]

<bobthedinosaur> umm
<The_StarWarz_Dude> heh.
<bobthedinosaur> not memory you idiot
<bobthedinosaur> the ram
<Raid[Shower]> lol
<okram> ram = memory you idiot

#46619 +(291)- [X]

<cin> i have friends in my bum
<cin> My mum says they're worms
<cin> But I know better

#46767 +(138)- [X]

<Slack> *sigh* yes sir. **kneels** ((lol))
<MaximumMango> > ((lol)) <--- doesn't that look kinky in an ascii sort of way?
<Dest> Yes.
<Dest> It looks like something I'd like to put my penis in.

#47586 +(170)- [X]

<Abstract> must be nice to have an employer who pays you
<lophyte> it is..
<lophyte> your employer don't pay you?
<Abstract> nah my clients suck major ass
<Abstract> and i hate them
<lophyte> lol
<Abstract> and the only thing i will ever code for them again is a spoon so they can eat my ass

#48778 +(276)- [X]

<gnawol> i hate can beer
<gnawol> i cant drink it
<gnawol> tastes like metal
<gnawol> like a steel dildo
<gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything

#49756 +(0)- [X]

<NiceAngel> anywayz...watching jackass bbl
<Linkadmin> I misread that for "whacking a jackass bbl"
<pantherqs> link> a mistake like that? blame it on bash. =P

#61239 +(366)- [X]

<maff> i know how to curb your childs videogame addiction
<maff> buy them a mac

#62519 +(341)- [X]

<_bryan_> its a good thing MS isn't in the condom business

#62874 +(608)- [X]

<Brandon17> I used to date a blind girl. Her name was ::... ..:.: .:::. .::.. ....: .:.::

#100498 +(289)- [X]

<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
<TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d
<Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room

#147245 +(196)- [X]

BuXtonZer0: i dunno why its such a good combo
BuXtonZer0: the goldfish are crunchy and cheesy, while the coke is cold, refreshing, sweet, and breaks down the goldfish
Benihana420: and your teeth
Benihana420: at the same time
BuXtonZer0: another plus

#149820 +(497)- [X]

<Ed> alright
<Ed> the world is completely fucked
<Ed> my neighbour has a "No visitors except by prior arrangement" sign
<Ed> thing is, I just found out that the bastard's a Jehova's Witness
<Ed> I wonder if a "No thanks, I'm a Protestant" would work any on my door

#152727 +(626)- [X]

Steve: so, why don't you just have anal sex with your ex?
Felix: I... can't afford that much lube?
Felix: I don't like making girls cry?
Felix: I don't like washing bloody sheets?
Felix: I couldn't deal with someone shitting on my dick.
Steve: well, technically..
Steve: they're not shitting your dick, you're dicking their shit.

#238166 +(537)- [X]

* Lemming hands out glasses full of an unidentifiable liquid.
<Lemming> beba la sandwich!
<red_cactus> you blended a sammich?
<red_cactus> *blenderd
<red_cactus> *blendered
<red_cactus> *put a sammich in a blender

#428416 +(414)- [X]

<MO-Pantsu> dentist gave me a temp crown and a HUGE lump of filling to hold it on. now I can feel the pain starting as the painkiller wears off and my jaw don't sit straight. In fact the temp crown is like sharp and shitty and I could bite my tongue off with it.
<karaipantsu> Why?  Linkin Park's music is awesome.  Their Lyrics leave a lot to be desired, but I don't put much stock in lyrics
<Cidsa> yeah
<Cidsa> i like the music a lot
<Cidsa> the guitar
<karaipantsu> I like their reliance on more non-rock related instruments.
<karaipantsu> Like Pro audio and piano
<Cidsa> yea
<Chimerasame> i just got my conversations crossed
<Chimerasame> i'm like "what the how does dentistry involve Pro audio"
<Chimerasame> i guess they can blast your plaque off with sound
<Cidsa> yeah
<Cidsa> they use a air blaster thing too
* MO-Pantsu whimpers
<Chimerasame> <dentist> "CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN" <tartar> well fuck this, i'm leaving

#483381 +(666)- [X]

<A_Analog> like alot of atheists I figured my life has absolutely no meaning even though I persue goals and have a job, school etc.
<lobyaway> A_Analog: the pain of existence
<A_Analog> yeah mate
<psykoz> well we're all just holograms anyway :).. vibrations in space time moving along the string of our universe, an instrument far beyond our comprehention
<A_Analog> amen
<lobyaway> pass the bong

#493363 +(1983)- [X]

<nxn> dude I'm playing tic tac toe with this chick over a doodle drawing thing
<nxn> I put down an X in the middle and she's like "OMFG CAMPER!!"

#689481 +(408)- [X]

<jcm> would having a woman as the main character change anything?
<jcm> it would still be GTA
<gwizz> yeah
<gwizz> grand theft alimony

#759758 +(1958)- [X]

dantose: Do u get a trophy 4 it????
rocker576: It occurs to me that typing "u" instead of "you" and "4" instead of "for" saved you 4 (not "for") keystrokes. Typing "????" instead of "?" used 3 keystrokes plus the use of the shift button for a total of 4 keystrokes. Thus, you have saved no effort whatsoever by kicking the English language.

#937420 +(394)- [X]

<xved> I turned on some trance radio, and now I want to code
<thomashc> I turned on Laura Pausini and now I want to fap!
<Tekk_> I turned on glen beck
<Tekk_> and now I want to die

#954927 +(187)- [X]

<chainsoar> fox news special: computer terrorists blow up several internets
<chainsoar> at least 45% of the network of tubes is damaged beyond repair
<Jill_Stihl> They are trying to hack your freedom!
<chainsoar> FACT: hackers can break into the CIA mainframe and actually _download your freedom_

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