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#296 +(302)- [X]

<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS?
<goh2> well i wanted to try defraging
<goh2> w/o windows

#1609 +(804)- [X]

<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza
stuff on them but the normal sized ones do?
<Prae> to make an observation like that
<Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs

#1857 +(401)- [X]

<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious.

#2041 +(412)- [X]

<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him
<Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian

#4628 +(438)- [X]

* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
*** Element is now known as You
* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)

#6491 +(545)- [X]

<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens.  Find out if your child is one of them at 11."

#8278 +(253)- [X]

<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.

#11385 +(194)- [X]

#13355 +(166)- [X]

<[chromex]> A paleontologist is a type of dinosaur

#16362 +(186)- [X]

<SaraMarie> the houston texans
<SaraMarie> how original
<toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot?

#16365 +(186)- [X]

<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent

#21004 +(264)- [X]

(zerox): i thought i was going to XXX the movies website when i went to www.XXXMOVIE.com but i was pleasently mistaken

#21220 +(262)- [X]

<darkdawg> bout how long till you can check my box out?
<Trolan> no clue.  this shouldn't be taking me this long, excpet the guy who coded it needs to be shot.
<Trolan> and otherwise, try an OB/GYN
<darkdawg> ob/gyn?  type that as root?

#23369 +(311)- [X]

<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out
<@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife
<@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation
<@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes
<@skold> youd think he could grab a snack
<@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding

#33701 +(67)- [X]

<@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd.
<@Evil_Ed> hm.
<@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping!

#34223 +(131)- [X]

<delta> *.na is only 2.500 $USD
<goat> WTF
<goat> they charge 2500 for a fuckin namibia tld?
<goat> no wonder they're all starving

#36734 +(509)- [X]

<smileygirl> you say
<^haploid^> Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentences. I applaud you.

#40487 +(-117)- [X]

(CountZero) does anyone know where i can find the irc channel for bash.org?! plz help thank you
(Sunk) Hrmm..
(Sunk) I don't.
(turb0) no
(Val[AWAY]) Hrm. Can't recall.
(D3KK0N) #bearcave
(Badtz_brx) what is bash.org?
(Val[AWAY]) #microsoft, maybe?
*** Kick: CountZero was kicked by Amanda_ (Amanda_)
(Sunk) ROFL
(turb0) HAhahahahaha
(Xanor) lol
(turb0) that was classic
(madog) omg
(Val[AWAY]) :)

#40531 +(356)- [X]

<Hydric> packing sucks
<Hydric> i 'could' have it done in a day...but i'm not that motivated
<Hydric> hehe
<zoidberg> you gotta take drastic measures
<zoidberg> pack your computer, then you'll have nothing to do but finish packing

#46766 +(112)- [X]

<Titan> Where is everyone?
<GOLDNFIRE> up fizis ass
<Alby> that is sad ;(
<GOLDNFIRE> from what they say his sister a small dog + 4 homeless people are there as well

#48197 +(409)- [X]

(Rjx)[+] #1 cool thing about IRC
(Rjx)[+] no-one knows if you're naked

#50225 +(67)- [X]

<cherno> what kind of a crazy keyboard is this
<Matrix_McCloud> an old one
<Matrix_McCloud> maybe i can find a pic of it
<cherno> what company
<Matrix_McCloud> 5001
<Matrix_McCloud> ..i think
<cherno> whoa
<cherno> it was back when co.'s had numbers instead of names
<Matrix_McCloud> hahah

#52896 +(358)- [X]

Saikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The Oriental
Singers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes.
XDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?

#65579 +(164)- [X]

[+]Kamz|gawne> i wont talk to you unless ur keyboard drivers are open source

#68429 +(463)- [X]

<lude> Are they streaming the superbowl anywhere?
<@WinX> yes.
<@WinX> http://your-fucking-tv/

#71573 +(440)- [X]

<saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"

#76569 +(327)- [X]

* Les16F is now known as guywants3some

#80753 +(7)- [X]

<Perplex> I cut my pubes to about 1/2 inch, they look neat, tidy, and inviting

#82196 +(179)- [X]

* Avie|work tabs back in *
<Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about?
<ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P
<Xrtsys> Wait.  The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases.
<DND> virgin girls are cool
* PxM watches Avie tab back out
<Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology.

#98107 +(110)- [X]

<@f0dd|away> !topic #ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people
*** nuff0r changes topic to '#ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people'
<Kwazy> Guns kill people, but at least THEY dont rape them afterwards
<Kwazy> *sick grin*

#98880 +(342)- [X]

Geeky Weezer Fan: Gay Cruises are for gay people....
onkeybutt87: they are?
onkeybutt87: uh-oh
onkeybutt87: Dad's not going to be happy about that one

#128137 +(918)- [X]

<andy> I wish I worked 22/7, then I could say I worked the pi shift.

#136477 +(543)- [X]

<robbie212> where are you getting this stuff?
<bahumbug> robbie212: www.freedvdrsforpeoplethatarentjewish.com
<robbie212> it doesn't work
<bahumbug> you must be jewish

#141222 +(993)- [X]

* deflux- has joined #bondage
<deflux-> I've got ducttape, some pliers and watermelon.  Let's do this thing.

#162354 +(260)- [X]

21:28 < tijmen> WHO wants to meet a very handsome boy?
21:28 -!- harma [pkobjb@quakenet.org] has left #sweden.ladies []
21:28 -!- zn1tz]MiniMilk [gusse@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed off]
21:29 -!- wMa|Syph3r^ [syph3r_02@quakenet.org] has left #sweden.ladies []
21:29 -!- Archer|cs [_BiTCh_Arc@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed Off]

#181998 +(321)- [X]

<skunk>What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??

#214384 +(419)- [X]

<Heem> [entropy], have you ever heard of WiFi?
<[entropy]> I don't listen to techno

#219418 +(312)- [X]

* Avatar-X gives kris a colourful gift box with question marks and tux's printed all over. "Open it!"
* Kris looks around nervously and slowly opens it
<Avatar-X> it's empty!
<Avatar-X> the box represents what an open-source linux programmer makes in a year :)

#304168 +(619)- [X]

<Justin> What's your sign, baby?
<The_Gevil> Yield

#329345 +(1138)- [X]

<Oiseau> I like how word puts my last name as mistake when I type it
<Zig> even word processors know you were an accident

#394480 +(1112)- [X]

<@NeoMinder> Hey cloud! Get off my you!
<nightrunner> You ate paint chips as a kid, didn't you?
<@NeoMinder> you mean wall candy?

#499346 +(659)- [X]

<Erin> No manners these days ...
<Mitch> yeah
<Erin> like, this policeman last nite
<Erin> there was a breathaliser thing, so we had to stop, n this policeman came up to my mum's window and shone this light right in her eyes
<Erin> and was like "can u see this lite"
<Erin> she like ... "yes sir your shining it in my face"
<Erin> so he goes, "thats what your lights are doing to us, turn them down madam"
<Erin> "its an offence"
<Erin> and didn't even breathalise her.

#509726 +(2323)- [X]

<SomeGuy> God: "Hello Osama?"
<SomeGuy> Osama: "Yes God"
<SomeGuy> God: "Osama.. did you hear about the tsunami?"
<SomeGuy> Oasama: "Yes"
<SomeGuy> God "Beat that you prick.."

#572691 +(889)- [X]

robuofw: my roommate has been gone since friday night
robuofw: and I have no idea where he is
cyateon: do you think he's alive
robuofw: I hope so
robuofw: rent is due tomorrow

#588216 +(439)- [X]

punch: ugh, i feel like im in a time warp
punch: working on a pentium 200 webserver
punch: fixing a customer's pentium 2 233 machine
punch: loading win98se on it
OSSThe: ewww
punch: i am in some sort of late 90s hell

#630243 +(928)- [X]

<meeb> what the fuck
<meeb> highly religious client just rang up
<meeb> wants us to automatically take their website down at sunset on a friday until sunrise on a monday
<meeb> as using an online shop is bad and evil over the sabbath

#651010 +(1904)- [X]

<pengrate> Because, contrary to Window's opinion, searching the internet for ethernet drivers does not go over so well

#715510 +(-882)- [X]

<Dr.Foongoggles> Ya see, the PS3 is hung like a horse.
<Dr.Z> And the 360?
<Dr.Foongoggles> The 360 is the guy who gives you that weird STD called "overheating".
<TheShuffler> so what does that make the wii?
<Dr.Z> You didn't notice?
<Dr.Foongoggles> Well it is rather feminine.
<TheShuffler> How so?
<Dr.Z> ....
<Dr.Foongoggles>.....Your Wii looks like a vagina, Dylan.

#735716 +(653)- [X]

<RollOver> so whats the difference between dating and going out then?
<Vindexus> Dating comes before going out, it isn't as serious.
<Vindexus> THink of dating as Beta and going out as Release.
<Vindexus> ....and that statement shows why I've never got to play the Alpha build.

#877752 +(281)- [X]

<Kuros> So this guy was selling Final Fantasy 7 on craigslist for $500
<Sniper_Wolf> hahahaha wow
<Kuros> yeah
<Kuros> so i just made another ad there with that dudes number
<Kuros> selling the game for $20

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