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#431 +(103)- [X]

*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)

#702 +(457)- [X]

Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski

#2738 +(344)- [X]

<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such

#4525 +(446)- [X]

<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox
<drlion> porn is fucking up the internet
<drlion> and we can do nothing but watch
<RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :)
<drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically

#6596 +(53)- [X]

<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit

#7760 +(560)- [X]

<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.

#7859 +(555)- [X]

<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?

#8812 +(341)- [X]

<+Sheri> *gasp* I neverrrrrr
<@LabMonkey> the fuck you didn't, I videotaped that shit

#8825 +(216)- [X]

*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.
*dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs
*necroid* you should just start smoking
*necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an excuse

#11389 +(254)- [X]

<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"

#11628 +(476)- [X]

<dJOEk> okay, now seriously for a moment
<dJOEk> a dear friend of mine needs to break up with this girl
<\slick> punch her in the face and play sir mix-a-lot
<Crow> slicks solution to every problem.. 100 percent success rate

#12851 +(193)- [X]

<Jallak> Now, see, what you've done is just given me this mental image of this prepubescent girl dressed as a boy on stage, addressing the audience and telling them "Tinkerbell thinks she might become well again if little children believed  in sex"

#13603 +(211)- [X]

<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?
<Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three.

#15059 +(27)- [X]

<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!"
*** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o)

#22497 +(30)- [X]

<Haru> Shinji! Do you like Black Cock?
<Solacido> Kyou: Three words for you: Oven - fresh - pizzas
<Solacido > That's right kids, that peperoni, isn't what you thought it was
<Spank > i thought it tasted like soul food

#31132 +(179)- [X]

<IlPalazzo> I fucking bought a dreamcast because of Seaman
<Zackary> I fucked a bought Dreamcast full of semen

#33565 +(344)- [X]

<AlieN__> hello...
<AlieN__> I'm damn bored
<AlieN__> be funny
<AlieN__> please
<Gato> *FART*
<AlieN__> yay canadian jokes

#33735 +(568)- [X]

<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago. 
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin

#36491 +(267)- [X]

<Doctor_Vamp> damnit!!
<Doctor_Vamp> i got an orange dick
<Doctor_Vamp> i shouldn't eat doritos and masturbate

#36857 +(49)- [X]

<Ryudo> java, the slower of the bunch
<Ryudo> aol, the ones tossed down the stairs when they were 3
<Ryudo> and java aol'ers...the bane of society

#43850 +(208)- [X]

<Courtland> im the only one with a hot sister
<Rav> to bad u cant do anything about it
<Rav> or can you?  0_o
<Courtland> I wouldnt do that
<novasatori> you know you'd let her give you a bj or whack off to her stripping for you if she let you
<Courtland> its not that I think the actual doing of it is wrong
<Courtland> its just having to think about it afterwards

#43864 +(42)- [X]

<incognegro> i masturbated yesterday.
<incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs.
<incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly.
<mc> did you save your effluent in a jar

#43902 +(872)- [X]

* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support
<gregor5678> hello?
<gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question...
<gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so much
<Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;)
<Matthew> lol
<Spirit_1100> rofl
<gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong)
<gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or shouldnt do...
<Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm sorry :)
<Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room
<Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life
<gregor5678> right
<gregor5678> thanks anyway
<gregor5678> bye
* Quits: gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: )

#46757 +(155)- [X]

<Molson> Yeah...Good idea
<Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell
<Molson> I see it now:   Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month
<Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs.

#47060 +(429)- [X]

<@PhatBob> try smoking bud with pubic hairs in it, now that shit fucks you up
<@neotek> if you're smoking your pubic hairs, i'm PRETTY SURE you're already fucked up.

#50158 +(155)- [X]

<rising> wow this room is full of losers
<Bored_Catboy> rising, your on IRC....

#52141 +(142)- [X]

<Al-Koholik> hm
<Al-Koholik> I have a taste for violence
<Al-Koholik> IE quake 3
<LuisX> Internet Explorer Quake 3?

#56371 +(142)- [X]

<Xpert887> youre gonna be a computer god one day and people around the world will come to you with their problems
<onesidedzer0> then i'll give them bullshit explanations and take their money
<Xpert887> ohh so youre gonna take after gateway?

#66201 +(414)- [X]

<+SAB3> Wow, cool site
<RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better
<+SAB3> Give me the url
<RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php
<+SAB3> Doesn't work
<RiPPeRke> It works fine over here
<+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ...

#76844 +(248)- [X]

<BBR-SpeZ> do you know in mexico its illegal to wash your sink on a sunday
<BBR-SpeZ> just so you know
<BBR-SpeZ> making sure you dont, ya know, go washing any sinks in mexico
<BBR-SpeZ> i know what they r like, wave $50 in your face and tempt you with a washcloth
<BBR-SpeZ> 'go on buddy you know you wanna try it, just imagine all that dirt just sliding away....'
<BBR-SpeZ> i was a 20 sinks a day man :(

#79890 +(212)- [X]

Matreya: I only had one of these coke glasses... *sniff*
Matreya: I have two other ones, but they're not as cool
    gelfie has two coke glasses, though technically they're my brothers
spoob: your brothers are coke glasses?

#80932 +(305)- [X]

<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time
<ed2000nyc> cya
ed2000nyc «~ed2000nyc@207-237-236-47.c3-0.nyr-ubr1.nyr.ny.cable.rcn.com» has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-)
<Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out..
<Yourmove> he's a quick learner

#83592 +(314)- [X]

<EvilNekoSpork> You know, it's a bad sign when you hear a loud crash and the build process you were watching take place via SSH on another machine abruptly stops... and the other SSH session freezes... brb.

#105455 +(157)- [X]

<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets
<fyre> say that to her@!
<fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"

#114377 +(207)- [X]

< Teratogen> Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes.

#205713 +(525)- [X]

<asial> fuck you, youre sometimes just a fucking baby!
<`Riku> oh yeah?
<`Riku> Well, guess what that makes YOU?
<`Riku> A pedophile!
<`Riku> and I'll be damned if I'm being lectured by a pervert!

#304502 +(2540)- [X]

<Kanush> it's funny, when I tell someone I'm an insomniac they almost always say "that's odd, I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow" which is odd becuase I don't go around telling blind people "that's odd because I can see perfectly"

#463015 +(886)- [X]

<Gorgoroth> can u read dutch?
<PimPFISH> only if its in english.

#513921 +(563)- [X]

<Theanine> Getting high also impairs judgment, which can lead to risky decision making on issues like sex, criminal activity, or riding with someone who is under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
<Theanine> haha :D
<Theanine> i get high all the time but im not getting laid...:(
<Theanine> this weed isnt working correctly

#524500 +(-227)- [X]

TheOrigionalFuzz: this one guy was yelling at me in spanish the other day, so I said "speak a real language or go to hell" and he kept yelling at me, and it was pissing me off, so I flipped him off, so he started chasing me, so I started running, and that's about it
TheOrigionalFuzz: turns out I was on his property
TheOrigionalFuzz: or something

#664845 +(3840)- [X]

<Merrick178> OMFG
<Merrick178> My Mom just called and I sound like my dad
<Merrick178> She said "Is that you?" I said "Yea" She said "Im glad you answered cause boy am I horny!"
<Merrick178> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Merrick178> WTF
<Merrick178> IM GONNA GO STAB MYSELF IN THE HEAD NOW

#666394 +(1981)- [X]

<BigMac> Omg, My dad’s just died suddenly in hospital…
<BigMac> I’m gonna go see his corpse in the morgue…
<Pleston> I doubt that.
<BigMac> What?
<Pleston> Well, firstly, any person would go see their father BEFORE mourning to us about it.
<Pleaston> Secondly, I remember your other father dying about two weeks ago, on another chat.
** BigMac has quit (quit: Stfu)
<Pleaston> Thought so

#673877 +(31)- [X]

<cy> so i went to the store and bought some hebrew national hot dogs right
<borndbad> huh?
<borndbad> wtf is that?
<cy> and i got home.. and i look.. there's fuckin 7 hot dogs in the pack
<cy> not 8 like a normal pack, but 7
<cy> im like fuck the jews jewed me again

#756353 +(1989)- [X]

<knightmare> sixtho I challenge you to IRC DDR!
<sixtho> ummm ok
<knightmare> + ddrbot start 10
<DDRBot> Game Started!
<DDRBot> <
<knightmare> <
<sixtho> <
<DDRBot> ^^
<knightmare> ^^
<sixtho> ^^
<DDRBot> vvv
<knightmare> vvv
<sixtho> wtf
<DDRBot> knightmare wins!
<knightmare> ?
<sixtho> where the shit is the down arrow
<knightmare> ...

#780063 +(562)- [X]

<DusK> python is pretty easy to learn
<DusK> you write pseudocode, and you indent it correctly :)

#827480 +(1858)- [X]

<anon> Right now i'm watching this porno
<anon> Asian dude gets on bus full of white highschool girls and gets raped
<anon> I've been on a school bus before and this didn't happen. I'm beginning to think that porn isn't based on true stories.

#858690 +(1165)- [X]

<@terminal> dudes i must say
<@terminal> it's interesting to start your day off with a morning BJ
<@renounced> you should probably tell the police your step father is molesting you

#894043 +(657)- [X]

<Logix> You know you watch too much porn, when you see a pussy and instantly know it's an asian pussy.

#895141 +(2099)- [X]

Connor: Firefox 3.5. Download it.
Andrew: Give me the top 5 reasons to download it.
True: In iambic pentameter
Connor: For private browsing, tear-off tabs and then some,
Connor: Download Firefox three point five and see:
Connor: It's using Gecko one point nine point one,
Connor: And over twice as fast as Firefox three.
Connor: Pwned.

#907014 +(1268)- [X]

Sherri: A man comes home and shouts "Honey! Pack your bags! I just hit the lottery!"
Sherri: She screams "OMG! What should I pack?"
Sherri: He says, "Everything! Get the f*** out!"

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