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#132 +(2392)- [X]

<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo

#1273 +(369)- [X]

<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return...
<Fakester> that could be a problem
<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home
<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc
<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that.
<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119
<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2

#1819 +(903)- [X]

<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards.

#2128 +(546)- [X]

<stretch> !seen tits
* Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!

#3649 +(269)- [X]

<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me

#5774 +(975)- [X]

<p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still
    have problem

#7374 +(528)- [X]

<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...
<xcon6> minesweeper?
<[[tom]]> final fantasy x
<xcon6> same thing

#7890 +(72)- [X]

<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)

#8323 +(172)- [X]

<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the youth
<wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference
<djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not make you a
<djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'
<dt--> im aware of its meaning
<dt--> but thanks webster
<djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and all
<dt--> how did i use it wrong?
<djthrush> i just explained it to you
<djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?
<djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an internet
  cafe? what?
<djthrush> i mean, really

#8545 +(672)- [X]

[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...

#9391 +(424)- [X]

<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact

#10158 +(515)- [X]

<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse
<shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference?
<shqua> Err...
<shqua> Mouse.
shqua (~shqua@net47-206.fhsu.edu) is now known as DrFreud
<DrFreud> Oh, my...

#10647 +(243)- [X]

<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them?
<@netwerk> thats stupid
<@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said

#10798 +(1829)- [X]

<Sparky> My new years resolution is 1280x1024.

#13923 +(1640)- [X]

<djamok> wb justin
<JFlex> wb yourself, mother fucker.
<JFlex> Oh, welcome back, I get it.

#14220 +(348)- [X]

<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in
light years.

#14352 +(418)- [X]

<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds.
<malcolm> ghost popcorn

#14509 +(1037)- [X]

<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak?
<Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did.
<milencho880> i invented it
<Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's biggest fucking idiots.

#16110 +(5)- [X]

<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?

#18271 +(372)- [X]

<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the motion of the ocean
<Aduro> lol
<Tiffy> haha
<cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey :D

#20452 +(264)- [X]

<KingJehu> you poeple that had part in the steal of this room should be down right shamed and all you that agree with it should be shamed as well, your not of Christ, your evil of the devil... if this room had problems "which it did" then all you had to do is not come here simple as that!!! YOUR OF THE WORLD though so you cant see hwat this does to the shake of the name of Christ!! the athiest are having a field day... hope you are proud!!!
<ircbuddy> Stop whining.

#26999 +(36)- [X]

<+MaNiAk> she cant use stuff like
<+MaNiAk> webcams
<+MaNiAk> since she has win95
<+Yamatto> why does your mom wanna be on webcam?
<+Munkey> lol
<+OGE> *coughcamwhorecough*
<@Magus> eww
<+MaNiAk> fuck you oge and i hope you balls rot off

#34103 +(1217)- [X]

*** V is now known as MissScarlet
<Foxworth> ...
<Foxworth> must...
<Foxworth> resist...
<Foxworth> urge...
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Quits: MissScarlet (chime@resnet-47-197.dorm.utexas.edu) (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))

#35756 +(241)- [X]

<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream van went past the house and then the power went out :)
<speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line??
<UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van?
<Andy> Hehe ;)
<UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it once...
<UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way he bounced off.

#36797 +(143)- [X]

<psyk0mantis> ick . . . gotta reload windows ME on a comp i'm fixing
<psyk0mantis> i'd rather jump into a bowl of tacks from a diving board

#37070 +(243)- [X]

<Trivia>  011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index?
<Trivia>  1st Hint: ***** ****   Question Value : 12 Points
<Olmec> penis size

#40466 +(81)- [X]

<DrNick668> man, a volvo hit me yesterday
<DrNick668> the volvo hit me and it's gunna cost me like 200 bucks or some shit coz it was my fault
<Warkha> was it an old person in the volvo?
<DrNick668> nah, fat chick
<DrNick668> i turned across the traffic and couldn't see her comin
<Prozzy> at least the fat chick didn't hit on you, you woulda had to pay another $200 to make her go away
<Warkha> or throw food

#48744 +(155)- [X]

<Deusa> I've never seen snow
<tm2> It's very overrated
<tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime...

#50784 +(125)- [X]

<@toad-> I am 0x1E2303BB Seconds old. (5.103407 * ln(-[ln(lim[z->0] (1+1/z)^z)])*sqrt(-[sin^2(x) + cos^2(x)])*(-[cosh(y)*sqrt(1-tanh^2(y))) years old) (My next birthday is in 51wks 26mins 45secs)

#52426 +(328)- [X]

<MvCrash> I did it DOGGY style with my wife this morning.....
<MvCrash> I begged... she rolled over and played DEAD!!!

#57169 +(648)- [X]

<N1k1tA> me too
<N1k1tA> she also offered penis enlargement
<N1k1tA> and home loans

#58633 +(295)- [X]

< back2u> yeah ... somme ppl r just born loosers like urslef ...
< pairo> Hey, at least I can spell loser.
< back2u> heh.
< pairo> Not to mention "people", "are" and "yourself".
< back2u> good for you ...
< pairo> Oh, and "some".
< back2u> the caybord is not a good one :P

#60158 +(18)- [X]

<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> <Harm> anyone have an example ipfilter config they're willing to share?
<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> #linux
<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lo
<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> l
<Hat> <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> how do I save a linux file again
<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lol fuck you

#70562 +(799)- [X]

<CaffieneHead>  We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart.

#72079 +(332)- [X]

<markogogo> :(
<markogogo> I try and try and try....
<markogogo> ... and nothing comes out of it.
<Yellow-Snow> try using the other hand mark

#74327 +(232)- [X]

<Imajin> I bet you havent heard of Hingham MA either.
<Foom> no, but i've heard of MA.
<||bass> ive seen MA on the map....
<||bass> it's purple!
<||bass> :D

#74675 +(540)- [X]

<kuribo> wanna CS?
<TheCat> I'm guessing that stands for cyber sex.
<TheCat> In which case, sure!
<kuribo> counter-strike, you flaming faggot
<TheCat> I knew that...........

#81136 +(4)- [X]

<InvisableMan> then take them all out
<InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them
<InvisableMan> and deport them
<InvisableMan> to afganistan or something
<InvisableMan> libya
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god
<ChronoKnight> im right here
<InvisableMan> hahaha
<cheezychops> like i said ChronoKnight
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<chris> lol
<ChronoKnight> pffft
<ChronoKnight> im sorry to hear that
<cheezychops> read it
<cheezychops> not hear
<cheezychops> you read it
<cheezychops> stupid canadians
<cheezychops> :P
<ChronoKnight> read what
<InvisableMan> rofl

#85857 +(35)- [X]

<Hav0c> man you know you had a good workout when you pull your shorts out of the wash and they still smell like shit

#119582 +(842)- [X]

<shroom> wtf your nick is obnoxious
<`_^-_`_^\^|```_-__^_\`_```> so is yours

#124211 +(969)- [X]

Cosmixmaster : hi there
Cosmixmaster : did you hit it yet?
Holom : no
Cosmixmaster : why not
Holom : 1. she sorta wants to wait and 2. no place to do it
Cosmixmaster : wait until marriage?
Cosmixmaster : your room?
Cosmixmaster : her room?
Cosmixmaster : her vagina?
Cosmixmaster : ?
Holom : no, not till marriage
Holom : cant in her room.....might could in mine
Cosmixmaster : how about outside
Cosmixmaster : or in a car
Cosmixmaster : or outside a bar
Cosmixmaster : would you fuck her in a chair
Cosmixmaster : would you fuck her near a bear
Cosmixmaster : would you fuck her in a bed
Cosmixmaster : or perhaps in the head
Cosmixmaster : how about in the sky
Cosmixmaster : or while eating an apple pie
Cosmixmaster : try it on some hay
Cosmixmaster : some like it down by the bay
Cosmixmaster : but I like prefer doing it during mass
Cosmixmaster : but nothing beats tapping it in the ass
Holom : hahaha
Holom : nice
Cosmixmaster : so which one
Holom : i'm thinking bed
Cosmixmaster : it's the mass one, isn't it?
Cosmixmaster : damn

#139697 +(9218)- [X]

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

#303011 +(689)- [X]

<quik-silver> You know, life really IS like a box of chocolates
<quik-silver> A cheap, meaningless gift that noone ever asks for

#374695 +(95)- [X]

<Yo-DUH_87> next gen is here, but it isn't mature enough for me yet
<Yo-DUH_87> the pci express motherboards and etc
<M[at]> heh, micheal jackson should use that excuse

#704006 +(451)- [X]

[glr] anyone who have this one:ǧQڤҧա by kazuki tomokawa?
[Red Faux] >_>
[Red Faux] ǧQڤҧա
[Red Faux] I love that song.

#774114 +(700)- [X]

<echin> regexman, regexman, matches text when no one can
<mguzman> parses text, any size
<echin> captures strings, on the first try
<echin> look out, here comes the regexman
<tooth> You're all a bunch of fucking nerds
<yangman> so awesome

#839758 +(644)- [X]

<gaarie> who the fuck names a lake winnipesaukee
<DX|laptop> indians
<ch> yep
<gaarie> truth
<DX|laptop> and not the tech support kind
<ch> the casino kind

#927499 +(915)- [X]

<GOD|away> Crackheads will rule this country! We will rise up! And teach you all that we are the superior race...

#961330 +(322)- [X]

<sikory> hmmm, people found a severed head in amsterdam
<sikory> police thinks that it might be connected to the headless body they found yesterday
<Gamah> sikory: well obviously it's not connected...

#966181 +(246)- [X]

<Omega037> so, apparently in preschool class today the teacher asked the class "What are you afraid of?" and my son screamed "BLACK PEOPLE!"  It took her like a minute of talking to him about it to realize that he meant shadows, he just didn't know the word.

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