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<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
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<ethiopia> i'm starving
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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
- Albert Einstein
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(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more than 25 minutes?
(scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm'
(scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the fact that tht i liked the letters
(scolnick) but then it got old to me
(scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis
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<timmo> they need to make a 41oz
<timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies
<timmo> and drink the 40
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[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.
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<D1> snow, our final is to write a "funny" linux story and put in linux concepts.
<Amanda`> "Little Kernel's First Upgrade"
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<Acero> Acero = Steel
<Acero> my nick used to be Steel
<Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel
<BaNe> yer nick should be puddin
<BaNe> not steel
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<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch
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<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut
<charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez
<FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard
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<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work..
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<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!"
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<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...
<Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream
<jitspoe> sure it is
<jitspoe> I was all wet :)
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<extrasupreme> This one time, i scored this chick at the pub...in the TOILETS !
<dunnakin> no you didnt you lying fuckhead
<extrasupreme> ok, i made it up
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<manero> MANLY THINGS:
<manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE
<manero> 2) WAR MOVIES
<manero> 3) BEER BRATS
<rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE
<rebrane-> 4) FARTING
<manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS
<rebrane-> 6) CARS
<rebrane-> 7) FIRE
<manero> 8) BOWLING
<rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE
<ian> 10) BEAR SUIT
<rebrane-> 11) GUNS
<rebrane-> 12) GUITARS
<skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED
<Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN
<rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo
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<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night?
<mthw> no sorry this is a 1 time thing
<mthw> channel breaks up by tomorrow
<mthw> we tour irc, go chan to chan
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<indecisive> I WISH I WAS LIKE 5
<indecisive> I COULD START ALL OVER
<indecisive> LIKE HEY, I COULD PRETEND TO NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS
<indecisive> AND WENT AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL MY LIFE BUT EXERCISED MY LEGS SECRETLY AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STARTED BREAK-DANCING
<Fishfood> YOU COULD GO TO A CRIPPLE CONVENTION AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUT 'GET WITH THE FUNK' AND JUMP ON THE TABLE
<indecisive> WHILE I'M WISHING, I WISH I HAD FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
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<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick
<JonnyButt> and she has a penis
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(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
*** UltraMoogleMan (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #Trivia
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed
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<Guilty> In my politics class, my teacher said the reason crime is dropping today is because the abortions started in 1973 of single mothers of ethnic backgrounds
<Guilty> Hence all the kids who were never born, arent here today to be criminals
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<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing
<Gandalf> your h key?
--> jennings1 (email@example.com) has joined #Highveld
<Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1
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(flawed) personally i like to take a shit on one boys chest and jerk off while the other one spells out "i love you flawed" in shit
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<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad when i have to get nickserv to release my nick
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* Kristoph is a 16 year old trance / hard house DJ from sheffield, anyone wanna pretend to be a girl and talk about masturbation?
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<LADYCHUMY> rebooting everyone
*** LADYCHUMY has quit IRC (Quit: U asked me whom I luv d most , i said my life, u cried n turned away, tears fell coz u left abt 2 say ur my life...)
<Viggo> that sentiment was ruined by AOL slang
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<Kmart-X17> I have a nice life sucking guys dicks
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(+[MO]GeX) James[UH] you got a GF ain't you ?
(@James[UH]) gf, geforce or girlfriend...
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<santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED
<santa-tim> it said
<santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY
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<HitlerYouth88> all i want is a white girl for xmas :(
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<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the world is???
<Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?
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<phren> seriously though, ozone hates you
<dragnet> he hates you more
<phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me
<dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me?
<phren> something about your general suckiness
<phren> drag rhymes with fag and he likes to be the only gay one in channel
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<sydneycarton> Hey you are what you eat
* Abstruse points at sydney..."COCK!!"
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<kuribo> Deathlove, awaken!
<Deathlove> shut up!
* kuribo cries
* kuribo checks for stats
<Deathlove> I can't wait until any of you ever get laid and have something else to fixate on.
<kuribo> but until that day
<kuribo> when do we get stats?
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<Archer> Of course, the most annoying part
<Archer> Was "My heart will go on" ;_;
<Luger> all of canada sincerely apologizes for Celine Dion
<Luger> in our defense, she's french
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<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon?
<StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera.
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<campd> "Multiple Murder Bob" would be an awesome name for an action figure.
<snorp> or a band
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<Trigger> anyone here know what kind of virus would create about 100 directories that don't exist?
<Adam9> or a corrupted filesystem
<Rakoth> that's what I said ;)
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<Cas> I used to enjoy going into Best Buy back in 95, do a search on them for *.exe, *.bat, *.com it always came up with a few thousand
<Cas> drag all of them to the startup folder
<Cas> walk away and watch :)
<Cas> act innocent
<Cas> always worked for me, they never suspected a girl would do that :)
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<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D
<!fis> i think my screen just burnt through
<!fis> i can type
<!fis> but i don't see anything
<!fis> stop that
<!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/
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<JazzMan131> Dude, don't you find it weird that read and read are spelled the same?
<BenBish> Naw man, not really.
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Lizerati: So, when it's dark and you're driving past a church, the "Worship 11am" sign looks like "Worship Ham"
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bug: why arent you sleeping now?
dj:i was having wet dreams so i came to see if you were online =D
dj: i was trying to be romantic......
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<bob> someone just asked me what tubgirl was
<Gargoyle> Its like the matrix.
<Gargoyle> You can't be told what it is.
<Gargoyle> You have to take the blue pill and experience it for yourself.
<Gargoyle> preferably take 2 or 3 blue pills actually
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<calvin909> I don't know what gives, but the last 3 movies i've downloaded are in frigging spanish.
<princess> dey took our pirating jobs!
<calvin909> yeah no doubt
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<wicked> They are playing multiplayer in GTA SA
***FatCat has joined the room (#hih)
<wicked> my brother is a stripper and his tits are hanging out
<FatCat> older or younger?
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«Sretsnom» im 100% male
«Kefka» I'm 92% male
«Sretsnom» whats the 8%
«Kefka» That's after I've had a few
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<Mister> I was at The Bronx,was quite... strange
<Mister> and then I saw 2 girls who I know
<Mister> and they were like :O... Jason? I never knew you were gay?!
<Mister> I told them I was there for the music,don't think they believed me
<Jesus> That's like the worst excuse
<Mister> I don't care,all these guys buying me drinks
<Mister> openly checking out my arse
<Mister> it was like being a girl,was nice getting free stuff
<Jesus> I'd rather not be a mans eye candy.You were like a visual gay prostitute
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<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
<Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
<Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
<Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
<dan> Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!
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<TAURiNE> i guess Dafreakzo and distressp are twins who were seperated in the hospital
<distressp> don't fuck around
<distressp> i was adopted
<distressp> i live in constant fear of accidentally fucking a relative
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<+Zuu> i think i want to stop doing college and become a mechanic
<@bazl> i forbid it
<@bazl> because every word in that sentence was spelled correctly