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(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;(
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*** Quits: ZiGgA (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<ZiGgA> help me..
<ZiGgA> i think i am being packetted!
<ZiGgA> my receive light is on fulltime!
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<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> you are what you eat
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<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants
<D1> need some backup?
<D1> I mean...
<D1> ok, that was really gay.
<maff> I don't get down like that d1
<D1> I apologize.
<Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1
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<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea.
<akh76> I want to know The reason Why I'm ven
<akh76> I'm lacks a Knowledge of irc
<akh76> Thank you and I hope to get your reply back soon.
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<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<langdon> my kid will be all caps.
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<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t
<notrino> laat ?
<A|exander> its one better than l33t
<notrino> err..yeah better than
<notrino> l33t :D
<A|exander> you're getting it
<notrino> than , why not 99 ?
<A|exander> small steps man, small steps
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<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels
<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW
<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner
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<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily
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<oof> so did you get together with your family for easter?
<_p> no, my family hates god.
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<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.
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<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you could only use the tip of it, not even that if it was in proportion, it would be reeeeal easy to get damaged, you'd have lag problems with sensations along it's length, and it would make you pass out upon erection :P
<z_evil1> mind you, you might be able to hang yourself with a 3m dong
<z_evil1> imagine that for a front page headline
<Bug> tie it round.. get an erection.. it'll do all the work..
<z_evil1> "IRC addicted freak hangs self with genitals"
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<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college
<Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard
<Folken> So you kill retards with rocks?
<Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.
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<Spengler> you know what?
<Spengler> the matrix would have made a really shit movie if he took the blue pill.
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<Seros_work`> :| <--- this is my interested face
<Ithaqua> 8=====D <--- This is my penis. Suck it.
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<phunqe> As I was walking home from work the other day, I saw a funny ad in the subway. Instead of laughing quietly for myself I actually said "lol" quite loud. The high voltage tracks seemed very inviting at that point.
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<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees outside
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<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of something out of dev manager in windows xp? it says it cannot delete it because it may be required for the computer to boot
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(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter
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<intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...
<intokbles> im from argentina,
<nobody> its ok jose
<intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof
<nobody> : )
<nobody> actually it is goof
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[ +Mattster ] in an emergency, the hard drive will launch itself through my window and safely onto the back lawn
[ +Mattster ] so in the future, someone else can benefit from my mp3's and porn
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<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth
<deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch
<RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website?
<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
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[n] Join [sam]-[email@example.com] has joined #0secadmin
<m0zzie> uhh sam, who are you and who gave you the key?
<sam> i am sam and i didnt need a key :-)
<m0zzie> hmm.. this is a private channel, please fuck off. :)
[n] Mode [m0zzie]-[+b *!*firstname.lastname@example.org]
<lynx> m0z, meet sam, the server admin :/
<m0zzie> oh fuck.
[n] Mode [m0zzie]-[-b *!*email@example.com]
<m0zzie> me love you long time? :>
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<TML> simon-: You're single, aren't you?
<simon-> TML, yes, why?
<TML> simon-: I can tell by the fact you think in terms of
<octatron> TML: would you have used TML['wife']? :P
<TML> octatron: No. I'd use wife->TML
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<teek> tenchi, ebay!
<_Tenchi_> bah fuck ebay
<_Tenchi_> i wouldnt buy a $9 cutlery set off of ebay
<fate-> heh, a friend of mine in London bought a chest of drawers off of ebay, had to go pick it up by car (an hour away)
<fate-> it sucked and wasn't of high quality like he expected, so we took it back, and on the way smashed it up, and left it on the guy's doorstep
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* PokeSmot pokes everyone to sleep
<+JohnTaSays> ur nick somehow makes me keep thinkin of smoke pot
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(skootlez): wanna fuck?
* WrxionWRK takes a deep breath
(WrxionWRK): I'm sorry im going to have to decline your offer for sexual intercourse at this time, due to unforseen circumstances.
(WrxionWRK): however, i do wish you the very best in your ventures.
(WrxionWRK): this was an automated message. Please do not reply.
* WrxionWRK breathes
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<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go masticate some waboflex!
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<invitado> i want to know if there is some "encarta" on linux
<Nermal> man ?
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<kmad> today, me and jake were playing tennis
<kmad> this mom with her son, like 11 years old, were watching us play
<kmad> a ball was hit over to them, so I ran over to pick it up
<kmad> the kid asks me, "How did you get so good at tennis??"
<kmad> I think for a second, try to hold back a grin
<kmad> The mom gave me a big old FUCK YOU and stormed off with her kid
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<Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal, stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.
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<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work
<Fentom> YOU TRIED IT OUT?
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<@tumult> m what is this piano girls obsession
<@piano_girl_man> tumult cute girls who play the piano
<@tumult> piano_girl_man and what reference are you basing this on
<@Hiryu> elton john
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<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
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<pathogen> kirby dances
<pathogen> for money
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<+OwnzYa> whats that?
<@Wapwap> That explains why you are so fat
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<YowYow> whatsupi my niggers
<cse> And I even got on IRC and told eric when it happened heh
<pb> <YowYow> ewoao aoe aoe owo ap ifp ie jan fpa aepi a efajp
<pb> that makes just as much sense man
<YowYow> mike btw
<YowYow> i have a mp3 u shoud listen to
<YowYow> its not done by me
<YowYow> not copyright whatsoever
<Ed> fuckin missed one -_-
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[9:43:pm] <beau> man, i have so much respect for anyone that designs adult web sites
[9:43:pm] <GodTheMod> its harder than it looks
[9:43:pm] <xie> Hahahahaha
[9:43:pm] <beau> i've been sorting through material for my site, and i can't help but get a hard on, and that means much less blood in my head.. i JUST CANT WORK LIKE THAT!
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<Dark_Soul>Just because I'm from Canada doesnt mean I live in an igloo.
<Ralts>What, you fucking homeless?
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<DthPool> Im trying to milk myself
<DthPool> its not working
<DthPool> my nipples hurt
<TranceDude88> say hello to bash.org
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<kasp> I got a shirt that had integral signs all over it,
and read: "Math is an integral part of life." I got another shirt
that has a small symbol of pi on the front, and 1000 digits of pi
(followed by "...") on the back
<glasnost> wow kasp
<brouwer> i've never met you, but i want to beat you up
#278745 +(417)- [X]
Hyp3rHax0r: "Quote #278743 is pending moderation."
Hyp3rHax0r: why don't they just come right out and say it
Hyp3rHax0r: "Quote #278743 is pending rejection."
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<hot^> Do to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
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yancan c o o k: im sry man..
yancan c o o k: if u ever need someone
yancan c o o k: u know
yancan c o o k: a shoulder to cry on
yancan c o o k: or like
yancan c o o k: someone to talk to
yancan c o o k: then
yancan c o o k: go fuck urself
yancan c o o k: cuz thats not me
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<drealoth> one of the differences between a geek and a normal person is that, when a warrenty ends, a normal person is worried that it might break
<drealoth> the geek, on the other hand, is like 'hey, I can take it apart now.'
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<Triumph> No wonder we can't win in Afghanistan.
<Triumph> We drop a dozen bombs and when no one is left standing, drop a bag of food.
<Triumph> Instead, we should drop the bag of food first and when everyone gathers around it, drop a single bomb.
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I Concordia I: would you kiss a dude for your life?
paintballa265: I for one choose death
I Concordia I: you wouldn't kiss a guy over dying?
paintballa265: Like what are we talking here
paintballa265: How you kiss your mom
paintballa265: or how i do?
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insomniac: why is it that if you grind corn up into mush, eat it, it shows up as a full kernel in the toilet a few days later?
Steelix: He's right.
insomniac: what happens in my stomach...
mindule: insom: that's very interesting
PixelGuru: i pity you when you eat applesauce
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<rdubyaj> dude this car I saw....
<rdubyaj> was really dusty
<rdubyaj> and someone had written on it "I wish my wife was this dirty"
<rdubyaj> and underneath that someone else had written "she is"
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<gmaxwell> 1960: "I have a great idea! lets have every person in the country carry a radio tracking beacon!" "That'll never fly!" 2012: "I can has TWO iphones??"