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#1272 +(175)- [X]

<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx

#1621 +(245)- [X]

<iMike> i think english transcends spelling
<DooD> especially with words like k3wl d00d

#1987 +(945)- [X]

<drgonzo> dance like nobodys watching
<drgonzo> work like you don't need the money
<drgonzo> jack off like nobody's home

#2049 +(776)- [X]

<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged
<Ferney> LOL
<Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED

#2564 +(478)- [X]

<Drestar> Are the fam guy dvd rips in svcd only?
<OldSkoolS> Drestar: of course
<OldSkoolS> pointless to release dvd rips in vcd
<OldSkoolS> and don't get started on divx
<OldSkoolS> friends don't let friends do divx
<OldSkoolS> divx is a gateway format
<OldSkoolS> you'll download divx, won't think it's so bad, next thing you know, you'll be downloading asf
<OldSkoolS> then real media

#4696 +(560)- [X]

<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted
<Drusilla> we do too, Dan.
<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad

#4734 +(40)- [X]

<BurntAsh> you know what was funny
<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died
<BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch
<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon

#6445 +(1659)- [X]

<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city

#7090 +(290)- [X]

<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad.  I would live on p0rn and irc before I got that far.  oh wait

#7199 +(101)- [X]

<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for
<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1
<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me

#8032 +(41)- [X]

<Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping logs'd wake her up

#8065 +(943)- [X]

<biatch> who the hell are you gnostic
<gnostic> i am your god damn nemesis
<gnostic> any other questions?
<Madeleine> what are you wearing?

#8846 +(305)- [X]

<IH8Pants> I was too talented for the football team
<IH8Pants> So I joined band

#11050 +(270)- [X]

<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb

#11504 +(804)- [X]

<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
<jre> Batman
<egg> Batman
<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt?  NO.

#11580 +(212)- [X]

<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis
<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek

#14629 +(85)- [X]

(@Drizzt): being fat = broken
(@Drizzt): it got me off army for obesity :D

#15191 +(196)- [X]

<fahrvergnugen> wow
<fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb.
<fahrvergnugen> neat.
<fahrvergnugen> ....
<fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB.

#15624 +(347)- [X]

<rtwh0> why are you upset?
<sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh?
<rtwh0> umm never mind
<sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther fucker , god damn

#15625 +(292)- [X]

<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke
<drunkers> hold on let me get my headphones

#16234 +(29)- [X]

<@aba> plz call me alexander the great
<@aba> =[
<@ditz> hahahah
<@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D
<@aba> yes
<@aba> i am going to conquer the internet
<@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux

#16734 +(50)- [X]

ForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis.
blx001: you mean snickers
ForeverDamnation: No, I believe I mean penis.
blx001: no you mean snikers
SmiLex05: is that was the gay communty calls it now

#22046 +(104)- [X]

[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> i wish i could hit Edit>undo witha lot of things
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> like when i was in on my mom nekid
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> if only that damn edit>undo was right there

#23224 +(155)- [X]

[Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the desk, then the fucking thing announces "22 minutes remaining" :/

#33691 +(321)- [X]

(/query)
<ThaMax> Do you want to marry me?
<Cheetara> Who are you ?
<ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once.

#34445 +(200)- [X]

<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac?
<DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology
<sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER
<sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER

#37322 +(47)- [X]

Sup (fdsa@d141-144-70.home.cgocable.net) is now known as Sup-out
<Judau> good riddance
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has feelings too

#38516 +(172)- [X]

<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit
<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she was all like "Aw Yeah"
<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?
<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean

#43254 +(867)- [X]

<My`Albanian`Ass> dude, a fat chick from mcdonals brought me my food and she said 'sorry for the wait' and i said 'don't worry you'll lose it' and she gave me a smirk :/

#43827 +(196)- [X]

*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen
*** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen
*** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt Working (Why wont you die remix)
*** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'

#46795 +(515)- [X]

<debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking
<debutante> I say enter and its done
<Rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs
<Rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years
<Rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance
<debutante> well im lying anyway
<Rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon grapefruit monkey"

#58121 +(325)- [X]

* LordLinus has returned.. back again ..[gone/46d 16h 43m 32s]
* LordLinus is gone.. autoaway after 15 min [cyp/lp]..
<nester> and so it begins again...

#58832 +(205)- [X]

<likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how hackers get movies for free?

#76596 +(640)- [X]

<InkyGhost>Is it wrong to root for Tom Hank's character's death in "Castaway"?
<Rob> No, because its Tom Hanks.
<Rob> He starred in Mazes and Monsters, a blantant anti DnD film.
<Rob> Staring in porn is more respectable than being in that shit heap.
<Morrigan> Rob, that was before he was established. You have to take roles like that so you can get better ones.
<Rob> I don't care. Staring in porno would be more respectable than that.
<InkyGhost> You seem to have an unnatural fixation about seeing Tom Hanks in porn.
<Rob> Shut the fuck up, Ghost.
<Himi> Busted.

#82153 +(-13)- [X]

<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah
<soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy
<soul|FL> shes 64

#90196 +(149)- [X]

<InVerse> Christ, I went to GameFAQs and didn't look at the poll question and was thoroughly confused when the first answer was Under 13"

#107428 +(308)- [X]

<gwb> qu:230; [23|30] <trunks> thanks to you and your advice [23|31] <trunks> i have a bandaid on my balls [23|31] <trunks> fucker. [23|31] <trunks> and i clogged my shower drain
<gwb> lmao @ the clogged shower
<Gold> wtf
<Shreds> what the
<Gold> he shaved his nutsack?
* trunks has joined #drifters
<Shreds> hahahaha
<gwb> roflflflf
* Shreds hands trunks a mach3
<trunks> whatever
* trunks has left #drifters

#110428 +(355)- [X]

(lupin) Animal Crossing bothers me.  They give you an axe, they give you a
+shovel.  They give you a vast expanse of tree-covered land.  But they don't
+let you kill and bury people.

#164604 +(343)- [X]

<Rephren> lol yesterday at work a customer asked for mango juice but i seriouisly thought she said mancake and so i repeatedit to her, sorry was that.. mancake? she looked at me strangely and then said MANGO and i walked away feeling like a dumbass

#238334 +(1004)- [X]

<Kadon`> Can a dead girl have an orgasm?
<TheMoxy> God.. lol
<Anonymous> How long has she been dead?
<Kadon`> Uh, let me check.

#257646 +(14)- [X]

<dreln> i change my nick alot
<Renski> ah
<Renski> you were on the last bsrf irc too then, I remember some guy say exactly the same thing
<Renski> cant you just choose one and stick with it?
<dreln> no im the unstable release

#303093 +(789)- [X]

<@LoungeServ> For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

#500125 +(2782)- [X]

<Animix> WHO THE HELL HAS 18 CHILDREN
<Animix> 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR'

#565246 +(970)- [X]

<snow> hurricanes are like women
<snow> when they come, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car.

#666469 +(156)- [X]

<punkomatic> so i saw superman last nite...not only did it suck, but it was super predictable and super emotionless.
<youSuck> Well of course it was emotionless. if superman showed his super feelings, he'd be emo-man
<youSuck> lol "I'm EmoMan! my tears of Justice will destroy you!"

#669735 +(1044)- [X]

<veryinky> Personally I'd rather be adopted. Since it would mean that I was picked instead of randomly produced.

#673771 +(2449)- [X]

< Codegen> one day my gf and I were watching TV, when the news reports came on talking about how there were suicide bombers in london, and how they destroyed the transit system. The news reporters said that these bombing were similar to the previous suicide bombings from a week before. Then my gf turns to me and asks, "Do you think that they are the same suicide bombers?"

#676812 +(610)- [X]

<mETRo> you shoulda taken it back to walmart lol
<mETRo> they take anything back
<zx2ms> dude serisouly I was read to just throw it away and buy a new one
<zx2ms> instead of go through the hassle
<mETRo> you could bring in a box of used rubbers there
<mETRo> and theyd be like "was there anything wrong with them?"
<[xENo]> just set the kid on the counter
<zx2ms> lol

#697515 +(1327)- [X]

|Polly|: I'll rape you in the face
Phantom: My mom saw that
|Polly|: Good
|Polly|: I was talking to her

#771130 +(546)- [X]

<H> Women are like fish in the sea, man.
<Krim> Tasty when cooked?
<Krim> Best with a hook in the mouth?
<H> ...

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