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#1409 +(479)- [X] <aCidbOy> can anyone help me out? I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx
#1862 +(-11)- [X] <Mass> i have a total of * drum roll plz* 83 Units
<kisama> yeah i have 354 units of nigger blood.
<Guilty> Snow is trying to become a true nigger by way of transfusion
<Guilty> Silly gook
#1863 +(175)- [X] (nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection
(nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections
(nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud
(nexxai) not of celebrities though...they might scratch their ass alot or something
#1962 +(65)- [X] (dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom
#2269 +(163)- [X] <kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck
<kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10
<Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years
#5625 +(319)- [X] <Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably insinuate that they are bi?
<quatoria> It would insinuate they want you to blow them.
#5634 +(288)- [X] <JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat
<JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong
#5774 +(979)- [X] <p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still
have problem
#5819 +(316)- [X] [Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower...
[Synoptica] 'DOGFART SLUTS!'
#5927 +(1096)- [X] <@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore
<@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning
#6393 +(654)- [X] <NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says...
<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
<NyseriA> and shouts
<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'
#6833 +(239)- [X] * Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance.
<loop> uh oh
<loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me
#8351 +(413)- [X] <LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass
#8583 +(933)- [X] <sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win?
<muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head
<muffins> tough call
#11179 +(405)- [X] <drastic> anyone know of a program that would display free hd space for multiple drives on the desktop or something?
<ninth> drastic: you could write down how much space is free on a piece of paper.. then scan it.. and set it as your wallpaper
#14229 +(53)- [X] <lid> so what did i miss
<dustyX> oh, the secret of life, nothing big.
<lid> did ya decide what it is
<lid> im kinda curious
<dustyX> doncha know, the secret of life is 42?
<lid> lid fixes a beer and clam, and passes it to tasha:)
<lid> well im 50 so i missed that secret:)
#14710 +(-152)- [X] <zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
#15460 +(225)- [X] <ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so we don't have to download stuff for dinner"
#16298 +(870)- [X] <DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill
<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head
<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck
<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though
<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health
#24276 +(919)- [X] Princess Ryo: lindsay, you're not good at keeping secrets at all.
SynistraDeath: rob my dad is in here
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: LINDSAY
Princess Ryo: EVEN IF WE ARE OCEANS APART
Princess Ryo: I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: SEND ME MORE LETTERS
Princess Ryo: AND MORE PANTIES
SynistraDeath: ROB SHUT THE FUCK UP
Princess Ryo: PREFFERABLY SOILED PLZKTHX
#46759 +(221)- [X] <Kash_> ouch! cheeze is hot when worn
#49543 +(240)- [X] <Shino> internet people are creepy...
<Shino> if i wasnt me, and met myself, id piss myself with fear
#52518 +(105)- [X] <poo_al> i used to have "bromothymol blue" in my memory buffer.
<poo_al> then i copied the girlskissing url
<poo_al> and pasted that into my lab
<poo_al> too bad i found it
<poo_al> my teacher would have given me a 110% if i left it in :(
#74629 +(260)- [X] <jent> cuz it hates you
<jent> thats what i always blame my problems on
<PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends
#75291 +(307)- [X] [11:03] <nish> gee...this room is really fast - quick replies!!
[12:47] <Grinko> zoom
#75848 +(141)- [X] [Cask] |
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[Cask] I= ^|^
[Cask] erp
[Cask] I find it difficult to express myself accurately in irc
#81026 +(184)- [X] [23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.)
[23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya
[23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.)
#104922 +(431)- [X] <GrimReap99> Anti is an example of an over-irc-ed child.
<GrimReap99> Antidead: "Hallo mother, what is for teh breakfahst? double eww tee eff? Pancakes? Stfu."
<ANTIAWAY> dad - "!kb Antidead"
<GrimReap99> Mother: "!topic Pancakes biotch"
#113032 +(1089)- [X] <Inuyasha> Those guys at bash must have some sort of auto-accept system with quotes
<Inuyasha> Either that or the guys that approve them are both racist and blind
#115711 +(356)- [X] [mdtown] I wouldn't screw Dionne Warwick with a 10-meter extendopenis.
[Jade Lotus] lol
[mdtown] You've never heard the term extendopenis before?
[mdtown] Well, welcome to a new level of human consciousness.
[mdtown] "Go Go Gadget Cock!"
#120975 +(1469)- [X] <dreamer> Gargamale: a girl that posts on the local goth forum used to think lol meant lots of love, and got a rather rude awakening after someone's mother died - "how was the funeral? lol"
<Jesterace> haha
<Gargamale> LOL
#139480 +(293)- [X] <AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war
<AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them?
#166078 +(1440)- [X] <Elzie_Ann> I love how God tries to mass murder the Israelites like a million times in exodus
<Elzie_Ann> And Moses has to calm him down every time
<Elzie_Ann> <God> ARGH MUST KILL MY PEOPLE WHO SUCK <Moses> Wait they didn't mean it <God> k but next time they're dying. <Moses> Dammit guys, stop pissing God off
#181575 +(234)- [X] meg32185: you're weird
meg32185: where do u think you can find wholesale socks on the internet?
#191121 +(457)- [X] <brenty> Did you guys know there are boobs on the internet?
<IAMUNNOTICED> yeah
brenty> I just found out today.
<En1gma> brent, there is a fundementual flaw in that
<En1gma> you can't grope them!
<En1gma> *shakes head*
<En1gma> man..
<brenty> Like hell I can't!
<brenty> I can print them and put them on a stuffed animal, idiot.
#202140 +(772)- [X] <Kintai> Yes, boobs are like toy trains
<Wallaroo> ?
<Kintai> They're meant for children, but grown men tend to end up playing with them anyway.
#212739 +(194)- [X] <sangre> what operating system do you use?
<sangre> which version of windows?
<CHICAGO> IBM
#261340 +(1222)- [X] <Astrum> bash.org script:
<Astrum> if( quote == funny )
<Astrum> reject();
<Astrum> else
<Astrum> reject();
<Astrum> I hear they're comming out with the bash.org script version 2
<Astrum> it's optimized:
<Astrum> reject();
#291763 +(857)- [X] [+Hobbes] I was driving by a church on the way home and on the message board out front it said "Under new management"
#400761 +(2367)- [X] <NESS> sup
<blanco> how about you greet me like a white man?
<NESS> sorry
<NESS> HEIL DEUTCHLAND
#428656 +(2960)- [X] <Rostam> 1 in 4 girls has problems with incest at home
<Rostam> that sickened me
<Shrap|Wal> the others 3 are fine with it ?
#434080 +(1560)- [X] <Rambo> Have you guys heard about the latest pirate film?
<Rambo> It's rated Arrrr
<Nurple> Rambo, please die
#576099 +(2053)- [X] Chronic Munchies: imagine if anne frank had a BLOG instead of a DIARY
Chronic Munchies: currently listening to: nazis pounding on the door
GenAmonX2K: Current Mood: concentrating
#654066 +(308)- [X] <Dann> this is so sad...
<Dann> i want to find the "super mario bros movie" on limewire, just for old times' sake... but guess what my first search result is?
<Dann> the 40 year old virgin
#670420 +(825)- [X] <shyster> the other day
<shyster> my girlfriend asked me about my wildest fantasies
<shyster> I probably shouldn't have told her they all involved other women
#696500 +(38)- [X] <Spazzo> What would you say if I just got back from getting laid from my g/f?
<Grosz2> dude
<Grosz2> You fucked a porn movie?
#720098 +(877)- [X] <bluechip> so
<bluechip> apparently my younger sister
<bluechip> learning to drive
<bluechip> does not actually look behind her
<bluechip> when she backs up
<bluechip> or check any of her mirrors
<bluechip> so now, instead of having two separate cars
<bluechip> we have one.. big car
#759747 +(101)- [X] <cinco`de`mayo> Are Mexicans really baptized in bean dip?
<cinco`de`mayo> Yes, but only because Jesus once said, Blessed are the refried, for they shall inherit the southwest United States.
#848390 +(2080)- [X] (+ColdPie) my lesbian coworker's partner is having twins
(@uguu) is she hot
(+ColdPie) no, she's a real life lesbian
(@uguu) oh right
#951697 +(1006)- [X] <m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called
<hydro-> euthanasia
<Chaosbreaker> Microsoft terminal service
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