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<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.

#316 +(-1226)- [X]

<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/

#2082 +(721)- [X]

<Brentai> Michael who?
<TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent.
<Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead.
<Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent.
<Thom> Died having a wank.
<Brentai> Poor guy.
<Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie.
<DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never knew how right he was.

#2106 +(339)- [X]

<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them

#2304 +(241)- [X]

<TomGreen> hehe
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> r u really tom green?
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> cuz i am like a huuuuge fan!

#4078 +(947)- [X]

<Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P
<Mukluk> I know this because it was measured by a doctor. :P
<fRy-> WHAT THE FUCK? :P
<Mukluk> I was told that that's an extremely high capacity. :P
<Mukluk> I could fucking beat all of you to death. :P
<DeadRinga> with your lungs?
<z0rg> Mukluk hahahah
<Mukluk> Laugh all you like, little-lung. :P

#6631 +(300)- [X]

<Hawx> wtf is Scotty
<Shinji> Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada.
<Hawx> scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox
<Shinji> Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'.
<Hawx> :D

#8454 +(175)- [X]

<helminthes> throw caution to the wind and then piss right into it

#10071 +(248)- [X]

<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that.

#15464 +(198)- [X]

<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon
<rogue> noz: they might.  we should be careful.

#15713 +(125)- [X]

<{Mantis}> we had an interesting conversation once while we were both doing
  nitrous balloons...
<{Mantis}> pure...pharamsuetical grade nitrous I might add
<{Mantis}> we were in the middle of this awesome conversation and then we both
  looked up and here walking up to us....was this naked woman who was painted
  from head to toe as a cheetah...
<{Mantis}> with wiskers and all...I thought I was hallucinating...and then she
  walked up to me...and reached out and said...."can I have some of your
  ballooon"
<{Mantis}> I was so startled I let it go......and it went zinnning around,....
<{Mantis}> she went damn.........now I'll have to blow and another one...

#17885 +(221)- [X]

<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s] - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s]
<Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel
<captain_tarik> gotta give him credit
<Niteling> ?
<captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download donkey and goat porn

#21128 +(393)- [X]

<Reno> I wonder who the joker is that is sending me such a huge e-male
<EIGHTBALL> an e-male?
<EIGHTBALL> damn
<EIGHTBALL> can I get an e-female anywhere?
<EIGHTBALL> preferrably not huge

#36797 +(138)- [X]

<psyk0mantis> ick . . . gotta reload windows ME on a comp i'm fixing
<psyk0mantis> i'd rather jump into a bowl of tacks from a diving board

#42854 +(207)- [X]

<Jim> hello good sir
<Jim> may i present to you a work of art involving wang

#43905 +(209)- [X]

<``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely quick sex - msg this Dom male.

#45998 +(1157)- [X]

tom: lol
tom: bbspot rocks
tom: http://www.kiddiekingdom.com/media/apr02/mpg/2yr_sucks_dad.mpg
tom: err
tom: fuck
tom: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html

#46837 +(13)- [X]

<Trousers> In the game of sex, nearly getting laid is no feat whatsoever.
<Sep|MIDIscroungingstillstick> almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades

#49349 +(149)- [X]

<Compute> man I'm going insane here..I hope katie decides not to go clubbing tomorrow night :|
<Mercster> com: so lay down the law and tell her not to go.
<Compute> merc:  I don't think she'd pay any attention ;)
* Mercster hands compute the pants.

#52328 +(658)- [X]

*** klaas-sinterkla has joined #photoshop
<klaas-sinterkla> hellol
<klaas-sinterkla> who knows the programm photoshop
<@Anapaest> what kind of programm is it?
<klaas-sinterkla> It's about websites n stuff
<@Anapaest> better ask in #website-stuff then
<klaas-sinterkla> k, thx
*** klaas-sinterkla has left #photoshop

#70491 +(1852)- [X]

<ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars?
<@Beerman> with who
<@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once
<@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments

#72873 +(357)- [X]

<Ludious> I think it's delightfully ironic that the aisle across from the valentines stuff at Walmart features family size bottles of vaseline.

#83627 +(10462)- [X]

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

#83833 +(160)- [X]

<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward
<LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace throughout the world

#86247 +(40)- [X]

<timmo> tim would rather fuck a woman who doesnt know what the hell irc is
<c-rOCK> fuck that
<c-rOCK> i want a hottie who can irc it up.
<c-rOCK> and i wanna be like
<c-rOCK> yeah im a mod on bash.org
<c-rOCK> hop on my dick now slut.

#89755 +(136)- [X]

<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old raduck
<Radu> ...
<Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver)
<evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/
<Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN
<Radu> taco must not want my help anymore?
<evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD?
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old, raduck
<Tac0> that make more sense?
<Radu> yes
<Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN

#93856 +(1197)- [X]

( PuffinFreshWog ) I gOT a NeW wINAmP Vis, it MAKEs my KeYbOaRd liGHTS FLaSH IN bEAt WIth tHe MUsIc... TOo Bad IT ActUAllY effecTs tHe CapS LoCk :O(

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#116547 +(402)- [X]

<BiZZY> GOD DAMNIT!
<Strom> ?
<BiZZY> only doctor close to me that will check me under title 19 is my ex g/f's mom
<Strom> ...so?
<BiZZY> I know her really well
<BiZZY> kind of odd, I'd be having my groin checked
<Strom> i imagine that would make you more comfortable than having a stranger prod your groin
<BiZZY> no I'd rather have someone I don't know that I won't probly see again do it
<BiZZY> than someone whose daughter used to play with the same area

#138374 +(669)- [X]

<FFk> Ive been living on my own for 2 weeks. Im so bad with money and shit im drinking apple juice and eating animal crackers.
<Goftyrind> erm....
<FFk> i can safely say i need my mommy.

#243112 +(327)- [X]

[skorpion] gravity is a resource hog.

#253947 +(929)- [X]

<FatalError1> how to delete a directory in Linux?
<FatalError1> delete entire contents with one command?
* rm-rf isnt sure

#315489 +(470)- [X]

<Woodsman> im waiting for duke nukem forever to come out
<Phoenix> Damn, now that's patience.

#361578 +(2996)- [X]

<Slave>So good party round mine, wasn't it Duncan
<Player45> Hell yeh!
<Johanna>oh really?
<Player45>Yeh we all got completely fucked up, except the one problem
<Slave>Problem?
<Player45>Yeh, your sister and her electric toothbrush, hell she must have kept me up half the night using that thing, her teeth must be super clean
<Slave>Electric toothbrush? She doesn't have one, no one in my family has one
<Johanna>hmm..
<Slave>OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING MOPED!

#371808 +(509)- [X]

<MoF0-> hmm
<MoF0-> why has nortons said all my keygen are " at risk files"
<Blaqeagle> because norton is like that schizophrenic kid at school who
            keeps on yelling out in class shit about flying cows or
            something when your trying to do your work
<Blaqeagle> occasionally he actually yells out something coherent, but
            you suspected it anyway

#371960 +(2657)- [X]

<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn

#431118 +(745)- [X]

<Matilde> Hiroshima '45, Nagasaki '45, Chernobil '86, Windows '95

#461213 +(1229)- [X]

<Langly1> ive got a dual socket A system running cheap chips, i use it mainly to encode 80's mp3's i call it Duron Duron

#499474 +(900)- [X]

<chanman`> everyone at school is saving for a car
<chanman`> im saving for a server rack

#595752 +(2219)- [X]

<dr00d> gd, my gf is so fucking stupid
<stupid> shit, you found out about that?

#626249 +(2841)- [X]

<Handy> There are 2 kinds of people in the world.
<Handy> 1. Those who need closure.
<Marko> And?
<DavyP> AND?

#637589 +(410)- [X]

<+ketiov> coheed
<+ketiov> can i get op now
<@Coheed> If you really want op that bad just make a room and make yourself op :\
<+ketiov> i have 5 of those

#653631 +(540)- [X]

<vintendo> yesterday we had to pull the plug on my grandma, i needed the outlet for my laptop.

#702289 +(2473)- [X]

<Shadow> what the fuck
<Shadow> my moniter just went black
<Shadow> then came back on
<&Aphrodite> You're lucky
<&Aphrodite> I heard normally they never go back

#705784 +(789)- [X]

<ZombieKing> best way to get rid of a client with dial-up, told them to install service pack 2 and call back

#741090 +(614)- [X]

<Aiko> Nothing beats the look on a 14-year-old boy's face when his older sister catches him watching femdom porn, smiles and tells him she's already seen that one.
<9874354> speaking from experience?
<Aiko> Yep. ^_^

#894647 +(4103)- [X]

<NimF> The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
<NimF> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

#925453 +(292)- [X]

<<UT> ho//\rzd> just an option:
<<UT> ho//\rzd>  you tell me where your sentence ends, that would help. ;D
<F3AR | Bailey> i
<F3AR | Bailey> broke
<F3AR | Bailey> my
<F3AR | Bailey> space
<F3AR | Bailey> bar
<F3AR | Bailey> lol

#925493 +(351)- [X]

<Party> asians are cool, it's the closest your ever gonna get to fucking an alien

#951697 +(978)- [X]

<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called
<hydro-> euthanasia
<Chaosbreaker> Microsoft terminal service

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