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#342 +(259)- [X]

<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something

#382 +(574)- [X]

<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish
<Tum> like if its any good
<meps> just add water
<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'

#869 +(674)- [X]

<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?

#3324 +(337)- [X]

<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers"

#4280 +(901)- [X]

<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines:
<O_6> wtf
<O_6> goddamn keyboard
<O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe!
<matts> interesting autobiography

#6401 +(520)- [X]

<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world

#6948 +(31)- [X]

<glasnost> 1040 ez e
<glasnost> peace to all my bruvas at the iRS

#6970 +(293)- [X]

<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.

#7083 +(453)- [X]

<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"?
<Joe_> Yes.
<Kiler> I'd still do her
<Rain|Joker> She's borderline
<slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe
<Pander> Desperation is the key factor.
<Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy
<Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful".
<Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy

#8119 +(183)- [X]

<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it?

#8673 +(258)- [X]

<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi
<X-man> i felt bad for it

#10000 +(394)- [X]

<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm.

#11652 +(230)- [X]

<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who sound a good bit like tool.
<Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."

#12746 +(205)- [X]

<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get some
peace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky

#13446 +(197)- [X]

<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women

#15663 +(384)- [X]

<WintrHawk> you know... 100hz is the resonance freq of a chicken head
<WintrHawk> a power company found that out the hard way

#15680 +(150)- [X]

<PetrDoubt> Geez, I'm going to have to set up a procmail filter to deal with
  employee farewell notices.

#16017 +(-73)- [X]

* ween has joined #gaysex
* ChanServ sets mode: +o ween

#16369 +(742)- [X]

<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes

#16579 +(30)- [X]

<kel> she's not great looking
<kel> has looked better
<kel> but has a funny nose
<kel> thin and wear tight clothes
<kel> hrm
<kel> I'm talking about 17 year old girl
<kel> I'm gonna stop

#22240 +(176)- [X]

<TMT> I have my gf keep me warm in the winter. ^_^
<Y|yukichigai> Sigh.... all I have are cats
<prophecy> all I have is a tiger blanket -.-
<TMT> crazy cat person! Run!
<TMT> jk
<prophecy> =p
<prophecy> truth be told, I am a furry. *hides, expecting to be lynched*
<Y|yukichigai> I'm a furry too.  It's just that most people don't find it attractive when you keep getting your velcro watchband caught on your ass

#26651 +(257)- [X]

*iRc-AsS* ok POOP story.......I knew this one fucked up kid.,.he came to ohio from idaho....there was a special tree hangin out over a freewayor something....daily....he would climb that tree..and while being hidden by the trees foliage..he would SHIT on the passing cars

#34769 +(205)- [X]

<MindRape> don't mind me, i'm divorced =)
<MindRape> still going thru the damn thing
<MindRape> she's sueing me for my penis
<Deeply> suing you for your penis?
<MindRape> yea, its bigger than hers :>

#35930 +(551)- [X]

<MystrsPP2> Happiness is like a pineapple
<MystrsPP2> it hurts you on the outside
<MystrsPP2> and is yellow on the inside

#37517 +(168)- [X]

<anarchkitten> whats a google?

#43491 +(516)- [X]

<@Fat-Burrick> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.

#43684 +(166)- [X]

<SteamedHams> linux fags are like normal fags, only more efficient

#43935 +(270)- [X]

<Linguica> penisgirls are all the rage in hentai now
<darknation> men with vaginas seem to be less popular for some reason...

#44851 +(167)- [X]

<Nope> I wonder if IRCops know what a wingate is?
*** Quits: Nope (Nope@sju-12-16-46-200.prw.net) (Killed (OperServ))

#47644 +(1034)- [X]

<pimp^master> so u a girl or boy
<triscuit> why you want to know
<pimp^master> cuz i looking for a gf
<triscuit> ah, well I should tell you irc is not the place to look, because there are tons of lying malicious people out there
<triscuit> but I'm a female with large breasts

#48835 +(53)- [X]

#50745 +(703)- [X]

zambezi: Why's it called the tourist season if we're not allowed to shoot them?
forge: Shit!
forge: We aren't?

#62790 +(90)- [X]

<FlipTopBx> damnit, last night i fell asleep with my space heater on.
<FlipTopBx> i had three boxes of Cracker Jack, each with the contents fused together into a sort of super-popcorn.
<nitrifik_> neat
<nitrifik_> eat them
<FlipTopBx> heh.  that would be the obvious thing to do.  i'm not in the process of trying to "thaw" them out.

#98871 +(496)- [X]

<Teeks> Katsmall: Ah. Well, there are similar differences between Norwegian and English.
<Katsmall> Where's Norway?
<Teeks> It's the capital of Canada.
<Teeks> Land of four A's.
<Katsmall> Is that so?
<Katsmall> Which four A's?
<Teeks> The ones in the name ... count them ... O_o ... OH MY GOD! SWEET JESUS! THE LIES!!

#106787 +(2438)- [X]

<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny

#113511 +(807)- [X]

<WoG> wanna play me in UT J?
<J_Dawg007> Sure, I just got it again. Gimme a few minutes to practice though, I need to learn to nut suck again.
<WoG> lmao
<J_Dawg007> Err... not*
<J_Dawg007> Great, I'm never gonna live THAT one down..

#121539 +(142)- [X]

<Mr_Joshua> no, they take those silicone bags & put them in boxes with electronic equipment after writing "do not eat" all over them.
<juvenile> ...
<juvenile> Is that really a problem?

#125529 +(1053)- [X]

<NES> hah
<NES> speaking of your mom jokes getting me in trouble
<NES> my friend rocky's mom died of cancer
<NES> I had no knowledge of this cancer, I hadn't known him very long
<NES> and I had for a while this obnoxious habit of doing those your mom jokes
<NES> repeating something someone said and inserting their mom
<NES> so I sit down at lunch one day and I hear him say "she died of cancer"
<NES> and I said "your MOM died of cancer"
<NES> *silence*

#146993 +(206)- [X]

* Trust is back from "" (Away for 32330secs (08:58:50))
<elDiablo> O_O
* Trust is away "Upgrading Away Script" at Monday September 15th 2003 05:07:44pm GMT

#174967 +(1562)- [X]

<Morj|YeozWins> I was once driving along the freeway,and a friend through some garbage out the window, and this lady ran over it
<Morj|YeozWins> So she started chasing us
<Morj|YeozWins> So I started going like 150-180 km/h down the freeway to get away, and she followed me
<Morj|YeozWins> So I eventualyl pulled over, and she gets out of her car and runs up and goes "WHAT THE HELL, WHY WERE YOU DRIVING SO FAST YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE, I HAVE A BABY IN THE CAR YOU KNOW"

#308953 +(1675)- [X]

<Trust> How fast is a 486?
<Archon> dude, a 486 is 486mhz
<Archon> thats why its called a 486 you dumb fucking newb

#345591 +(208)- [X]

<Anla_Shok> hmm, i guess i just prefer a landrover to a marriage
<Anla_Shok> unless the marriage comes with a landrover
<Anla_Shok> then i would have to rethink

#349135 +(7087)- [X]

<beser> Today my History class took a feild trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudice and all that good stuff.
<beser> Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".
<beser> So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes

#447757 +(531)- [X]

[+MrCow] linux=allah
[+MrCow] people like it but are scared to say it
[+MrCow] then you get the random people
[+MrCow] who run in with bombs screaming LINNUXXXXXXX WINDOWS SUCKS LINNUXXXXXXX

#526250 +(173)- [X]

Roi: That's all you have to say? Some Dutch minor is hitting on me and you say "see you tomorrow"? Man, don't ever work for the suicide prevention hotline.

#536971 +(724)- [X]

<Jess> When I asked my Gyno if he could make it feel good,
<Jess> he looked at me in a really weird way and moved his hand back out.

#631051 +(1224)- [X]

<jimmy_> i use norton
<BoltBait> Norton's is the most annoying anti virus software ever!
<jimmy_> what do you meen? i hardly notice notice its there
<BoltBait> Really? Then it's probably not working.
<jimmy_> ...
<jimmy_> u may be right
<jimmy_> the tray icon isnt there anymore
<jimmy_> shit!

#736788 +(267)- [X]

< _Maber_> "Hi, my name is perl.  Feed me an orange peel and some moldy bread, and I'll construct a 747 out of post-it notes."

#755535 +(758)- [X]

<mithro> anyone know how to get find to remove all files which are older then 7 days?
<cherez> crap
<cherez> I tried to google to help that
<cherez> thinking to search a man page
<cherez> "find older man"
<cherez> it was bad :(
<cherez> real bad...

#824107 +(723)- [X]

<Gamer> Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.

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