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#1910 +(209)- [X]

(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes were on flight 11"

#2965 +(65)- [X]

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#4285 +(365)- [X]

<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2
<mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right."
<SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching

#4839 +(460)- [X]

<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs
<Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise

#6575 +(256)- [X]

<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY!

#6934 +(206)- [X]

<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead.
<Satrina> "dead girls don't say no"

#7333 +(172)- [X]

<RoboGum> mmmm, porn
<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut
<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party

#7361 +(232)- [X]

<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.
<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin
<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...
<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17
<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?
<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview
<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right?
<pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl
<devilgrl> exactly

#10028 +(1734)- [X]

*** wolex has joined #lockergnome
|wolex| hi
|wolex| Anyone active at this time?
* nobody is
|wolex| thanks
|wolex| but I need some help
* nobody can help you
|wolex| thanks again
* nobody wants to help you
|wolex| have a great day then
|wolex| oh thats better
|wolex| and why is that
|wolex| oh. nobody is a name!!!
|nobody| hahaha

#13246 +(484)- [X]

ωνω You're now known as
<@> wtf
<@> what nick am I

#16174 +(38)- [X]

<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc?
<Statto> it auto bans aol
<Statto> which is racist
<munk> hahaha

#16611 +(127)- [X]

<countzero> chubbyken: how chubby are you?..
<markanoid> he's not chubby anymore, he's been working out.. havent you read?
<aander> i heard somewhere that his name isnt ken either
<uprightmonkey> i also read that he isnt even gay!
<aander> upright, now dont be silly. do you believe everything you read?
<uprightmonkey> true true, aander. my bad.

#16744 +(52)- [X]

<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk

#17363 +(76)- [X]

<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them
<@SixSyx6> or look at them

#21052 +(278)- [X]

<exii> I was just talking to my brother.
<exii> And I said "okay, its 10:10, I have to go boot up the shower."

#21354 +(1706)- [X]

<Beerman> I demand random linkage! link me to strange things, and entertain me
<tate> http://www.goatse.cx/
<ecs> i was just gunna say that...
<Beerman> my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom?

#21832 +(200)- [X]

<supers> one of the tv guide cross word makers died
<supers> i guess they barried him 6 down and 6 across

#21889 +(226)- [X]

<SimonBob> A friend of mine was the games monitor for a linux/windows hybrid comp at school
<SimonBob> He was in charge of deleting games
<SimonBob> And he was like "Linux? That game isn't fun"

#22260 +(130)- [X]

<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik
<Atreides> stupid gms..
<[Blitzkrieg]> lol
<Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik?
<Atreides> yep

#26590 +(732)- [X]

<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today.
<Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online...
<Greywolf2001ca> ....FUCK

#27440 +(595)- [X]

<Wonderboy> so what you're hacking?
<MastaB> im not a hacker, im coder
<Wonderboy> what you're coding?
<MastaB> Hack tools.

#34241 +(370)- [X]

<AZReDWiNG> i just found out my dad is a giant warez freak
<AZReDWiNG> and he tells me not to download stuff at home
<AZReDWiNG> hes against kazaa and all that crap, hes in some sort of "anti-hacker/warez federation"
<AZReDWiNG> im like "dad... this copy of xp is illegal"
<AZReDWiNG> "yeah, i know son"
<AZReDWiNG> "this copy of xp is on 500 computers at my work"
<AZReDWiNG> "WTF I THOUGHT UR ANTI-WAREZ"
<AZReDWiNG> "screw microsoft"

#34298 +(249)- [X]

<DoctorRiff> captain planet didnt teach me to save the earth, it taught me to stab hippies for giving me crap cartoons

#34538 +(249)- [X]

* Joins: DanVanNinja
<beej> jesus christ
<beej> i need to get laid
<beej> i looked at dan's name and saw "DanVaGina"

#36685 +(265)- [X]

<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile
<kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean?
<martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet

#40928 +(252)- [X]

<dingo> so i was talking to k-ron on the phone, telling him about that cop talking shit aobut 'distribution', and he says 'bullshit'!
<dingo> and in the background i hear his sister bitching at him for swearing
<dingo> so he says "shut up, mom says 'shit' all the time!"
<dingo> and her retort is: 'yeah, but you said the WHOLE word!'

#42266 +(246)- [X]

<Hardlined> badtz just the man I wanted to see
<Badtz> I didn't do it

#43804 +(254)- [X]

<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday and it was dark
<Rossell1> and I though to myself
<Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma"
<Overlord> someone needs a life
<CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid.
<Rossell1> true

#47588 +(292)- [X]

Ibekev: yeah that does, I guess you never really know until you meet someone and I'm not trying to put any assumptions into any of this other than I am willing to meet new people and learn more about myself and them at the same time, I don't think you can go out there looking for you soul mate or whatever, it just happens but it won't happen if you're just sitting on your couch
Keli_86: right..i completely agree with you
Ibekev: So I guess the rule of thumb is to see this as a way to meet new friends and just see
Keli_86: you couldnt have put it any better
Ibekev: cool, so you wanna get naked and put your webcam back on?

#53020 +(127)- [X]

<Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?
<Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how much money you will pay for me to come down there

#58091 +(225)- [X]

<WimpBastard> so tired
<WimpBastard> 3am
<Buchwald> it's only 11am.  you should be wide awake
<WimpBastard> ...
<WimpBastard> wtf
<Buchwald> dude, i live in america.  our time is the correct time.
<Buchwald> therefore, you should be awake
<WimpBastard> >:|

#61535 +(1377)- [X]

<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something.
<Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?"
<Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"

#77050 +(382)- [X]

<Tetsuro> You have a blog?
<Kat> dude
<Kat> I'm an angsty suburbian teenager
<Kat> and you're asking me if I have a WEBLOG?

#81892 +(37)- [X]

(@burk-food) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sicarius123
(@Sicarius123) burk-food
(@Sicarius123) you cunt
(@burk-food) rofl
(@Sicarius123) how the fuck does my nick sound like a sesame street character?
(@burk-food) I think it does.
(MicrophoneJoe) ABC
(nich|shower) haha
(MicrophoneJoe) SICARIOUS!
(MicrophoneJoe) 123
(nich|shower) you'd think he'd be worried about the scat allegation
(MicrophoneJoe) SICARIUS!
(nich|shower) but nooooo

#81957 +(34)- [X]

-:- SignOff SdBlAiNe2K3: #diradio (Quit: I am in shape. Round is a shape.)

#99733 +(784)- [X]

Methodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits
TheOffspring326: no they're not!
TheOffspring326: they merely prefer the company of other tomatoes, thats all!

#105195 +(145)- [X]

<D> the #amish dont believe in pr0n
<D> :P
<D> well, they do
<D> but it's all ankle-flashing to them

#105880 +(329)- [X]

<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation
<GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle.  It involved a horse too

#146191 +(241)- [X]

<FlypServ> ive only known two eq addicted people, one grew up and the other dumped me to work on her character

#170626 +(555)- [X]

* Atma (~atma@216-21-193-206.spectrumdsl.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
* Atma (~atma@216-21-193-5.spectrumdsl.net) has joined #kvs
* Atma will strangle his father if he ever tries to get his attention by flipping the lightswitch off and on again

#173846 +(38)- [X]

<rivan> why
<rivan> does
<rivan> my
<rivan> heart
<rivan> cry?
<NippleHead> dunno
<NippleHead> but sounds serious

#176068 +(226)- [X]

<sekira> it was like 4 PM and my friends grandma msg'd him on aim
<sekira> and she asked if he was still busy doing his homework.
<sekira> I was really bored, so I went on his comp and said "wtf?" and she replied: "wait til five?"

#213271 +(145)- [X]

Tiger28070: see, women were just men that stayed in the cold too long

#239936 +(462)- [X]

<MassHysteria> I must have been high when I did up my linux box.
<MassHysteria> fuckin a.. this sucks.. now I'm gonna haveta reinstall everything.
<MassHysteria> ah well.. I'll chalk it up to experience
<Hominid> "I had to reinstall Linux.  'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high."

#439958 +(1738)- [X]

<FuzLogic> I never did figure out how to open the damn doors on the landing boats.
<mirth> "how i survived normandy" by FuzLogic

#536971 +(728)- [X]

<Jess> When I asked my Gyno if he could make it feel good,
<Jess> he looked at me in a really weird way and moved his hand back out.

#630110 +(1653)- [X]

<puertoroo> so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff
<puertoroo> then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up
<puertoroo> then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine
<HuhWhat> And in the real world, what happened?
<puertoroo> ....i never even made it to the store :(

#635741 +(824)- [X]

<Mr_Saturn> Diagnosing computer problems over IRC is like trying to diagnose brain cancer with a pointy stick

#672690 +(581)- [X]

<Paragon> :j
<Metal_Massacre> is that supposed to be a happy guy with herpes?

#814211 +(967)- [X]

<Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's.
<Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is

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