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#2585 +(525)- [X]

<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once
<wild-> Lepper_: that was me
<wild-> u heat it in the microwave
<SYch0> wtf

#4186 +(66)- [X]

<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?
<Alexander> just boring
<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?
<Alexander> well ok boring and shit

#5017 +(785)- [X]

<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!

#5667 +(87)- [X]

<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing but air?

#6824 +(6124)- [X]

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

#7898 +(247)- [X]

<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die
<paniq> i dont have to
<paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality
<wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob?
<jco> an immortal key fob

#8923 +(378)- [X]

<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)

#11343 +(188)- [X]

<@FoX> for the record
<@FoX> she never cybered me
<@FoX> i cybered her
<@FoX> :D
<@FoX> oh yeh....did i forget to mention i kept gettign the message no such Nick/Channel

#15665 +(278)- [X]

SomeNick: if you tell a girl to never call you again and that she annoys you.... haven't spoke to her in over a month and she's msg'd you a few times on aim but you didn't reply... do you think calling her and telling her it was all a big joke is believable?

#16812 +(166)- [X]

Pat877:    nice...
OB1Jenobe: w3rd
Pat877:    ok stop that
OB1Jenobe: wh4t?
Pat877:    i don't under stand that crap.. and u know it
OB1Jenobe: 0 |<
Pat877:    dick

#21869 +(333)- [X]

<DoInK`> i mean the other side sends me DCC Chat request and i accept it by
          ^T, and i don't know what to do next
<timecop> doink:
<DoInK`> Linux
<timecop> type
<timecop>  /exec -o yes i want ot dcc chat
<^Spike^> err
<^Spike^> no dont do that
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
*** SignOff DoInK`: #bitchx (Excess Flood)
<timecop> holy fuck
<timecop> he actually did it
<zone`> G
<^Spike^> isnt this a help channel?
<dh> hahaha
<^Spike^> then why tell em to do stuff like that?
<dh> awwww
<zone`> grr

#23445 +(180)- [X]

<DSCS_SoCalKicks> click the live365 link
<DSCS_SoCalKicks> ont he bottom it says also try and gives links to more stations
<Niq> I'm not into "clicking links".  It's a gateway drug.

#24166 +(319)- [X]

<x182ways> 4*7= 28, 28+2=20 dumbass

#26296 +(126)- [X]

<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself
<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels
<Raven> all by myself
<Raven> that was all during one summer
<Raven> i was 12
<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?
<panda> is that why european's can't dress?

#32522 +(874)- [X]

<\> she was gonna come over and hang out tommorow
<\> but then... this stupid sept 11th thing
<\> and she has to go play in the band at some picnick
<\> hows that for you
<\> terrorists are cockblocking me.

#32966 +(695)- [X]

* sarah13 is now known as sarah14
<ircbuddy> Happy e-Birthday.

#33119 +(187)- [X]

<Desus> I'll just stick with my orginal plan for Nelly in the left channel and lil romeo in the right channel, and my voice panning back and forth going "this is not hip-hop"

#34408 +(91)- [X]

<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from using the die command?
<annjo> you might die

#34433 +(192)- [X]

<Flik> That was so awesome
<Flik> I need a twin just so that I could do cool things like that
<KeeperX> incest porn?

#34551 +(36)- [X]

<Averox> and I'm about to shove my fist through someone's head. Begins with an "L" and ends with a "ordship"

#35417 +(278)- [X]

<Delirium> AFK, tornado
*** Delirium quit irc: (no route to house)

#40090 +(318)- [X]

<Kestrel> I'm hanging with the wrong crowd.
<Kestrel> One of my friends just asked me what woot meant.

#40532 +(306)- [X]

*** cuteone4 has joined #photoshop
(cuteone4): has anybody in here helped me with a graphic in the last few days?
(cln): you can be damn sure i havnt
(cuteone4): UP YOURS CLN
(cuteone4): i am trying to learn this program
(cuteone4): stupid layers.
(cln): wait..
(cln): youve been in this chan for what? 2 years?
(cln): and you don't know jack shit about photoshop?
(cuteone4): i just got the program recently

#43330 +(232)- [X]

*** bflyblue (shaun@a4-jhb-57.dial-up.net) has joined #gothik
<bflyblue> identify d
*** bflyblue has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by Jezebel)))
<Jezebel> *blink*
<Jezebel> omigod
<Jezebel> hahahahha
*** Jezebel is now known as Wither
<Wither> no one say a thing :)

#43514 +(52)- [X]

<fuGs|xoph|work> his pr0n is only readable in win98 form?

#44045 +(333)- [X]

* genso is now known as octopussy
<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players

#44686 +(179)- [X]

<Abbazab> okay, next time ur with a chick and ur bumpin and grindin, give a nice rub right where the leg meets the croch and tell me that sweat doesnt smell like the back of ur nuts
<datagram`> why the fuck would you want to smell the back of your nuts while you're fucking

#47717 +(354)- [X]

< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
< zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/
< zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'

#48611 +(205)- [X]

<Igatona> Seriously, the biblical club at my school only plays minesweeper and never do anything else
<+MegamanX2K> do they think the mines represent sin and your pointer is jesus

#48713 +(415)- [X]

<FreakingNeo> 20.  Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of ____?
<Qualjyn> long words
<FreakingNeo> Winner: Qualjyn Answer: long words Time: 4.265 Streak: 1 Points: 114 WPM: 28 Rank: 2nd
<FreakingNeo> O_O

#50234 +(91)- [X]

George: i had like 10 useless programs running
George: secretly
George: was slowing my comp down
Shinobu: I should check mine..
Shinobu: well.. msn's running
Shinobu: does that count?

#56922 +(187)- [X]

<Nike> i went to see LoTR with the flu :P
<Nike> i was almost carried
<AardWolf> I tend to go with females... rather than sexless diseases

#66949 +(47)- [X]

systemtek: im just looking at my bids on ebay
systemtek: brb
gino220576: k
gino220576: what u bidding for
systemtek: a router
gino220576: for drilling holes ?

#74629 +(260)- [X]

<jent> cuz it hates you
<jent> thats what i always blame my problems on
<PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends

#82086 +(112)- [X]

* Giga is now known as Giga|AFK
<Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas.
<xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat
<Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off.  It gets her off the computer.
<Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?

#82094 +(348)- [X]

<EvilDygel> There's not much else I want to do with this until Adam rebuilds the Domino server.
<Foobar> did he knock it over?

#98111 +(589)- [X]

<_Nathan> thats a lot of licenses you bought viss ;)
<visionz> yeah
<visionz> cost me 3 arms and a dozen legs
<visionz> living near a cemetary rox :)

#99804 +(258)- [X]

<sev> i just watched american idol for 10 minutes
* blender pastes a homo sticker on sevr
<cryptonix> do you feel robbed?
<sev> clay sang an amazing rendition of "please let your son go down on me"

#100415 +(1510)- [X]

<windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash card to have more storage?
<InvisableMan> umm..... can you overclock the memory in your computer to give you more storage?
<windows_macgeek> HAHAHA!!!! Of course not, idiot!
<InvisableMan> you just took the words right out of my mouth.
<windows_macgeek> ...Oh.

#108657 +(102)- [X]

[Pete] pulling out the bad HD now.
[-QUIT-] - Pete[-Peter@hartmut-82lgcgo.mphknet.ca-] - smeg.hub.us.striked.org devil.bc.ca.striked.org

#126122 +(401)- [X]

<Myuutsuu> Apparently my brother was oggling at my porn stuff and my girlfriend's picture.
<Tone> Your little brother was FAPPIN' to your girlfriend?
<Myuutsuu> All of his game files will be mysteriously deleted.
<Alphonse> Inside several folders.
<Myuutsuu> He will have a piss stain in his bed the size of China.
<Myuutsuu> He will have his YGO cards stolen.
<Gojirott> Myuu: Use milk :X
<Gojirott> or better yet, mayo
<Myuutsuu> And I will pay one of the kids at his school to kick his ass.

#165823 +(1397)- [X]

Steganos128: Have you ever had anal sex?
BigFatJeffK: um . . . dude . . . i'm in the middle of giving a presentation at work.  real nice.

#246241 +(289)- [X]

--> Kelle has joined #vendetta
<StarFreeze> What goes up must come down. You're gonna run out of Viagra soon enough.
<Kelle> I came in here at the WRONG time..

#354490 +(574)- [X]

<mojo>parents are weird
<mojo>So there I am playing my drums just now
<mojo>first im "skating on thin ice"
<mojo>and I keep going
<mojo>now aparently im "in hot water"
<mojo>go figure

#431118 +(764)- [X]

<Matilde> Hiroshima '45, Nagasaki '45, Chernobil '86, Windows '95

#444999 +(681)- [X]

<conVict> omg my older bro is a bastard
<conVict> it's mum's birthday, and he set up a treasure hunt for her to find her gift
<conVict> she went all aroudn the house. up and down the stairs
<conVict> finally found the final clue
<maxi> lol
<conVict> it was a picture of goatse
<maxi> ROFL!!!!
<conVict> mum started crying
<conVict> he got banned from the comp for a month

#475913 +(2254)- [X]

<Insomniak> ow owow
<Insomniak> ow
<Insomniak> i hit myself in the nuts playing air guitar
<Insomniak> again
<nxn> darwin is hard at work

#483363 +(362)- [X]

[KillerGeek] Everyone thinks I can pull computer equipment out of my ass on demand.
[KillerGeek] Ah well.
[KillerGeek] If I could shit new P4 systems, I wouldn't be here.
[KillerGeek] Fucking sell the GoatsePC.

#554689 +(1774)- [X]

Steve: I was buying condoms for a friend of mine at the beach in a drug store
Steve: and I also picked up one of those freezable ice packs cuz I hurt my knee surfing that day
Steve: I put both of the items on teh counter
Steve: the big black guy behind the counter looks at me and says quite loudly
Steve: son, what are you gonna do to that poor girl
Steve: this older couple that was checking out looks at me and then hurries out fo the store

#640040 +(55)- [X]

<ChasmyrSS> They MUST import because all local resources have been tapped out.
<Marcus_> this conversation just rose above my pay grade.

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