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<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
<reptile-> What the hell?
<reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian bigot.
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<Brentai> I have Q3, but I like playing it about as much as I like trying to suck my own wang.
<Brentai> i.e. it's painful and futile, but once and a while I try to do it just to prove that I can. And I can't.
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<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em and turn it into a big shopping mall
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<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude?
<tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor
<Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys?
<Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?
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-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents. but some of the men are really women. Enjoy!
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<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too
<myst> skiing easier
<Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.
<Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him.
<myst> lol! ah parents
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<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once
<kingmob> he didn't take anything
<kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill
<Guyver3> did he leave money?
<kingmob> i am *so* not shitting
<kingmob> that ruined my whole week
<kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks
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<demalavor> we need a new word
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<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way
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<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a?
<drwiii> they are numbers, accompanied by letters and dashes.
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<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom
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<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is?
<Mako> insufficient boobage
<Grant> That too.
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<Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications
<Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by mistake
<Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then??
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<tek231> you guys hear about that lady who layed down on some subway tracks, then the train hit her
<tek231> she sued and won 10 million
<Mysteri0> tek231: The train hit her and she's not a blood sprinkler?
<Cap0ne_> did she lose any body parts?
<tek231> I'm not sure, just caught the end of the story
<tek231> on tv, let me see if I can find it
<Knighted> tek231: You hear about that guy who tried to convey news on irc without a url?
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<Homer> Hydrac7: $400 Cdn or less now, get a job for like two weeks
<Hydrac7> How much is that in USD?
<Homer> like $12
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<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati
<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag
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<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the curse
<Huz> Tarzan: "Disk 2". You should be able to find it in the CD case you got when you bought the game. It's quite distinct, being the only other CD in there other than "Disk 1", which is also clearly labelled.
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@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck
@(F|uid) i cant see my food
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<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING MY COCK
<Eurakarte> WOW, I HAVE GOT TO MEET YOU
<Funk> that's why I don't want to meet you
<Fishfood> I HARDLY THINK THAT'S YOUR CHOICE
<Fishfood> YEAH I BET THE ONLY REASON FUNK DOESN'T WANT TO MEET ANYONE IS THAT HES ONLY JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL
<Funk> That's why Fish wants to meet me
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<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and pretentious ass. if i were locked in a room with you for 10 minutes id stab myself in the face. id have to before your personality oozed all over me and make me second in command of the idiot ship.
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-!- red_one has quit ["Netscape 4 turned 5. 5 years ago, my best friend wasn't even dating; now he's married and has two kids. Fucking upgrade already."]
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<phoena>: I made the mistake of sending my husband to the store. He bought a case of Froot Loops. Fourteen boxes. I don't hate Froot Loops now, but I think I will 14 boxes from now.
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(lupin) I'm pissed
(lupin) I went to Wal Mart and they stopped me because I had a backpack
(lupin) and they said "We'll have to hold that for you because of recent events"
(lupin) and I said "Listen, if I were a terrorist, I think I'd pick a better place to bomb or infect than a backwater WalMart. I'd at least go hit the Super Wal Mart in Bryan because I could go get McDonalds on the way to blowing it up."
(lupin) and they let me keep my bag
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<azrael69> why do all goths express their individuality the same?
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* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face
* Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM
<stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face
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<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex with me.
<Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl.
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<gate> you're working on a degree in politics, dont call other people retarded =P
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<fo0bar> "Thank you for calling SBC Nevada Bell DSL help. If your cupholder is broken, please press 1. If you want an actual knowledgable support person, pleas enter the IP representation of a /28 netmask
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<SteamedHams> linux fags are like normal fags, only more efficient
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* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support
<gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question...
<gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so much
<Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;)
<gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong)
<gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or shouldnt do...
<Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm sorry :)
<Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room
<Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life
<gregor5678> thanks anyway
* Quits: gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: )
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tom: bbspot rocks
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<Buck> Light travels faster then sound, thats why people seem bright until you hear them...
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<MvCrash> I did it DOGGY style with my wife this morning.....
<MvCrash> I begged... she rolled over and played DEAD!!!
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<@madCoder> now its time for me to go raid my roommates food
<@ploppity`away> lol mad
* @iota has a huge chest freezer with some goodies
<@iota> come raid it
<@ploppity`away> iota: pm
<@iota> i just got a bunch of buy one get one free ice cream too
<@JaZz0r> eyes are blurry
<@JaZz0r> [Sat:3:41:13a] * iota has a huge chest
<@JaZz0r> did you say anything after that?
<@JaZz0r> "with some goodies"?
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<Castle> To drive a cab in NYC, you have to get at least a B in Crazy Taxi
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<Oddjob> HOLT SHIT I FUCKING JUIZZED ON MY EYE
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<Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many people have lives outside of IRC
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<Sock_Monkee> this "ska" band starts playing.....................
<Sock_Monkee> like, they had guitar,bass,drums,tbone,trumpet,altosax,singer
<Sock_Monkee> and the singer looked like avril labalifn;lawenflw;afinge
<ocean> lavigne, i think.
<Wintermute> must be polish
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<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about
<nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining
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<timmo> its kind of weird
<timmo> my grandma dropped acid
<timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
<timmo> so its kind of a family crisis
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<Murdoc> sometimes i wonder if the fig leaf on Eve's twat is actually an air freshener
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<speedy> This chick is hot, in a creepy "i'm a rapist" way
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<@j0nkatz> jwbozzy: I have an audi out port on my cd player in my car.
<nukle> fordian slip.
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<GWH> funny when you and your girlfriend are fighting over aim
<GWH> and then you realize you dont have to sit there till she answers, you can do other shit too
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<PoPsI>Today in english, my teacher asked us to write down one thing we regretted or wondered what would've happened if we had done something else.
<PoPsI>After that, he asked us to share some and he picked me.
<PoPsI>He's like "What did you write down?" and i say "I wonder what would've happened if i had taken the red pill..."
<PoPsI>Then everyone stared at me...it was hella funny.
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(Sethy) How many Supreme Court Justices can you guys name?
(Sethy) Aaaand how many members of the Bradey Bunch can you name?
(MasterOfHyrule) Marsha, Cindy, Jane, Peter, Bobby, Greg, Mom, Dad, Alice
(Sethy) ...Now what does that say about you?
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<mima> i have found further proof that irc users are the result of an anti-social break in existence.
<mima> i just went into a bunch of different channels, said "SMILE!~ =D" and everyone said, 'wtf?', 'seriously?', 'what?', or i got kicked out.
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<Swiich> dude, that girl i went on a date with last night was really dumb
<Cindy> fuck you too
<Swiich> shit, wrong window
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CeePlusPlusKid: so I saw the most AMAZING thing today
CeePlusPlusKid: I was stopped at a stoplight, and heard hardcore gangster rap blasting next to me.
CeePlusPlusKid: I turned to look expecting it to be some teenagers, or maybe an older black guy.
CeePlusPlusKid: It was two 70 year old white guys bobbin their heads in a buick.
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<@i_c-Y> i had a nightmare yesterday that i bought 3 licenses of norton antivirus