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#1297 +(243)- [X]

<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.
<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania GBA
<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on Castlevania.
<SYch0> wow!
<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!
<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea

#5406 +(1135)- [X]

*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated.  by the file fairy.  I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'

#6430 +(373)- [X]

<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses

#6557 +(235)- [X]

<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs.

#6742 +(262)- [X]

<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses
<ProFessional_Widow> passes

#6883 +(158)- [X]

(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound)

#6996 +(201)- [X]

<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies

#7072 +(440)- [X]

<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work..

#7312 +(291)- [X]

<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets!

#7426 +(476)- [X]

<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes

#7493 +(1864)- [X]

<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck
<Kender> well yes and no

#7707 +(185)- [X]

<ShrikeX> YEAH
<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK
<Damascus`> and it's better than ever.

#8209 +(5864)- [X]

<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale)

#8351 +(376)- [X]

<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass

#8500 +(301)- [X]

<Dane> i had a nice shave just then
<Dane> it turned out really well for mew
<Dane> purposely left just enough growth so that i still appear young and "hip" but still sufficiently mature and masculine
<cactoid> in other words, gay

#10117 +(354)- [X]

<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along
<Mass> you have it ?
<Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD
<Mass> ohh dood send
<var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that
<var> and we can still be friends

#10185 +(504)- [X]

<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work
<Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry

#12281 +(296)- [X]

<{GOD}> who has the internet

#13916 +(325)- [X]

*** tate|work is now known as tate
<chaoticset_Perling> Hey tate
<tate> yo, chaotic
<tate> I just did two of the dumbest things possible
<chaoticset_Perling> ...first?
<tate> the first was staying up all night as part of a plan to attempt to reset my internal clock
<chaoticset_Perling> ...and the second?
<tate> the second was laying down in bed two hours before work thinking I could catch just one hour of sleep
<chaoticset_Perling> LOL!

#21126 +(160)- [X]

<Calculus> ...YE GODS I have too many DVDs.
<Calculus> ...how do I have so many DVDs and so little money?
<Zibblsnrt> possibly because you have so many DVDs? *ducks*

#31488 +(13)- [X]

Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs
Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for fucking men
LavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place?
LavosPhoenix: and it isn't men...
LavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18
Kiyomi_Shinfuji: minors buttfucking just makes it SO MUCH BETTER then, doesn't it, LP?
LavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...

#36171 +(308)- [X]

* `Glenn scribbles on Illy's face with a washable marker while she is away.
<Lightspeed> Glenn prob seen too much Pokemon....
<BraveFencer> .... No, but by the fact you connected that to Pokemon, maybe YOU have.

#37080 +(5)- [X]

[robbie-a] svcds? arent those dvds
[robbie-a] and you need a dvd burner

#37322 +(34)- [X]

Sup (fdsa@d141-144-70.home.cgocable.net) is now known as Sup-out
<Judau> good riddance
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has feelings too

#38069 +(545)- [X]

<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man

#39956 +(144)- [X]

<DocGonzo> fuck my isp's mailservers
<tulmad> let hte hacking commence
<DocGonzo> i barely wanna read my own mail, much less all these other assdolphins' mail

#40653 +(117)- [X]

<fredrik> i once slipped while wanking
<fredrik> hurt my head badly

#45447 +(301)- [X]

<[29th]ZueX> im gonna play ww2ol....lata
[29th]ZueX [PusherRobo@s26.pm3.volstate.net] has quit IRC (Quit: Eeets got cheekan legs)
<Buchwald> i'm gonna go play
<Buchwald> "i hate my fucking job and it doesn't pay enough"
<Buchwald> it's a new game where i want to kill myself from 9-5
<Buchwald> and then when i get home and look at the bills, i want to kill myself
<Buchwald> it's a pretty realistic game
<Buchwald> characters are kinda boring though
<Buchwald> hm... i'm talking to myself again huh

#49499 +(452)- [X]

<Praetor> i got jury duty and I was like
<Praetor> "well.. I don't believe in drug laws... i couldn't convict someone on drug posession bc i don't believe it should be a crime, unless he was black of course"
<Praetor> excused

#49514 +(339)- [X]

*** Malach has changed the topic on #nz to If your parents get divorced, are they still cousins?
<lower> Shouldn't it be "If your parents get divorced, are you still your own cousin?"
<Malach> lower - you inbreed your way, I'll inbreed mine.

#71241 +(169)- [X]

*** kkkkkk was kicked by Rimbaud (Two kkk's doesn't make a black panther)

#73019 +(123)- [X]

<DJ-Pyro> damn you Rick|zzZZz...you better not be sleeping
*DJ-Pyro wants to go to bed
<Kel> you need Rick to tuck you in?

#82229 +(230)- [X]

Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in
Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me

#88064 +(222)- [X]

<Diggy> rgr
<S5474> stfu
<trinity> ?
<Ne0N> IRC is a strange thing... thousands of users... yet less than 20 words said in a day

#105641 +(144)- [X]

<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!

#107329 +(195)- [X]

<Cyber_Akuma> They REALLY want to make dying in the game realistic
<Cyber_Akuma> The pc insantly locked up when i died

#246488 +(895)- [X]

<homenerd> How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
<homenerd> Fish

#400813 +(3752)- [X]

<Shadowless> How can I tell if I'm circumsized or not? From everyone's descriptions, I'm assuming I am not. I think I even recall my father telling me they decided not to have it done to me because of problems that can develop. I'd ask but I'm a little too embarrassed. I'm very private with my body.
<Shadowless> I do have quite a bit of loose skin below the glans, but it's still clearly separated when erect. When I was young though, before I was getting erections, the skin was always bunched up around the glans and I could easily slide it over. I am also extremely sensitive on the under-side of my shaft toward the top -- exactly where the skin is. I get ejaculate by just massaging this.
<Shadowless> My sincere apologies if this was too graphic for anyone.
<Shadowless> I'm tempted to just suck it up and use Google image search to find out.
<Baloogan> dude, WHAT THE FUCK

#402026 +(1980)- [X]

<Keolah> whats up?
<Zarggg> A direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial object.

#413762 +(465)- [X]

<zhevinakeer> I'm 3/4ths polish, 1/4th italian.  I can cook, I can eat, and I DAMN well know how to put a screen door on a submarine.

#439931 +(514)- [X]

Silent Scream098: its cold in my house
Silent Scream098: burrrr
Silent Scream098: maybe i shoud close the window and turn the ac off
Silent Scream098: and not walk around naked while holding ice cubes between my buttcheeks

#529651 +(997)- [X]

benjiwenji07: this one time i saw a 40 foot tall wrench
benjiwenji07: and that was the biggest tool id ever seen until i met john genz
blahdy78: thats weird because this one time i saw this 40 foot tall wench
blahdy78: and that was the biggest whore i ever saw till i met your mom

#542530 +(1145)- [X]

<Maduin> Is it weird if you recognize a girl in your inbox porn from your highschool?
<TheUpstairsProTHAway> I think the most comedic answer would be, "It depends what part you recognized."

#673771 +(2412)- [X]

< Codegen> one day my gf and I were watching TV, when the news reports came on talking about how there were suicide bombers in london, and how they destroyed the transit system. The news reporters said that these bombing were similar to the previous suicide bombings from a week before. Then my gf turns to me and asks, "Do you think that they are the same suicide bombers?"

#700871 +(270)- [X]

<JoeyTribbz> A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. 
"I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a pillar of your parish - and now you want to destroy that all by blowing up an airplane!" 
"Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane." 
"So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on board?!" 
"Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight." 
"And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on board of a plane?" 
"You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000. If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."

#713082 +(63)- [X]

quiet >> What's faster than a speeding bullet?
eskaypey >> chuck norris
quiet >> a Jew with a coupon.

#714249 +(2008)- [X]

madskz: i' tried ass fuck
takefive: haha
takefive: how was it?
madskz: what??
madskz: oh shit
madskz: *i'm tired as fuck

#714532 +(693)- [X]

<Yoggit> No, it sucks, there's all these little kids, and they always try to talk to me.
<leeberace> i like kids
<Yoggit> I like kids, when they're being quiet and not moving.
<leeberace> those are dead kids
<leeberace> that doesn't really count

#952943 +(557)- [X]

* dagdamor psychs himself up to play "which cable goes where" and "why is this cable routed like this?" ahead of a switch stack replacement
<dagdamor> deja vu etc
<evil_steve> you can generally tell if it's important.
<evil_steve> either a) all the phone start ringing at once, or b) all the phones go silent at once

#954315 +(45)- [X]

<@LAMMJohnson> I suspect Star Trek Into Darkness will be good but not great.
<@LAMMJohnson> My reasoning for this is thus                    
<@LAMMJohnson> Perfect score because all of its words have a length that is a power of 2.
<@LAMMJohnson> Minus one point because total letters is not a power of two.
<@LAMMJohnson> Not even including spaces.
<@LAMMJohnson> However, the letters in all of the words plus the number of words is 24.
<@LAMMJohnson> Overall score for the movie: 8.5                            
<~chown> LAMMJohnson - Vice Executive of the Autism Department      
<@LAMMJohnson> The score, correctly, is a power of two marred with an ugly fraction.
<@LAMMJohnson> Although the fraction is 1/2
<@LAMMJohnson> Actually, the overall fraction is 17/20 which I pretty much hate.
<@LAMMJohnson> Which means I will initially think the movie is OK but then later change my mind and hate it.
<~chown> LAMMJohnson - Honourable Chairman of the Autism Empire

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