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#537 +(185)- [X] <enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
<enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and is not able to accept your invitation.
<enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
#824 +(376)- [X] <arcaDEATH> I thought Tetris was like Solitare?
#1169 +(509)- [X] (konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
(konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
#2326 +(465)- [X] <rogue> I'm a flaming homosexual!
<rogue> I was out there being gay, and one of those radical right-wingers set me on fire!
#2373 +(721)- [X] * JosephKer on 2.4.14
<Snarf> exciting ;>
<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though
<Snarf> nice ;>
<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies
<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men
<JosephKer> hehe
<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it!
<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel
<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing
#3306 +(331)- [X] [|crazy|] channel is +s
[sk8-girl] whats +s?
<thc\ip> cant tell u
<thc\ip> its a secret
[sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\
#7155 +(138)- [X] <KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles
#7358 +(246)- [X] <HrdwrBoB> alchohol
<HrdwrBoB> is
<HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz
<Fryboy> er
<Fryboy> thought that was necter
<HrdwrBoB> nah
<HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags
#7421 +(216)- [X] <WargasM> i like chocolate
<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies
<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
#8023 +(5)- [X] <kt> i need a job, badly.
<kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people
<kt> i mean go to the unemployment office.
#10734 +(251)- [X] *** Sipx (Dan@ip68-1-162-251.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #aol
<kas> do you enjoy cox?
<Sipx> hm
<Sipx> its OK
<Sipx> not really though
<Sipx> im in rhode island.
<kas> is cox big in rhode island?
<Sipx> yes, it is
#13725 +(83)- [X] <_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories <Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :)
<_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear
<Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies
#15615 +(49)- [X] <+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?
<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent
<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it
<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?
<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K
<+GoodScrat> over how many years?
<+Wyatt> 1
<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public?
#17236 +(167)- [X] <Hoju> have you seen this? http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/
<Steve> think all those typos are on purpose?
<Hoju> .....
#17991 +(256)- [X] <destruct> my boss just said o/~ be a man o/~
<archon> did he say it while removing his belt?
#20139 +(190)- [X] * @Moot You probably don't want to know: mastur^H^H^H^H^H^Hwalking the dog
#22519 +(375)- [X] <CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile
#29003 +(803)- [X] <nosliwc156> So I walk in to the living room, and Patricks watching Hanson on TV...
<nosliwc156> he turns around to me, and says "I would so totally do her"
<nosliwc156> and all I could think to do was turn around, and walk out...
#31291 +(343)- [X] <Stuntman21> DRUM
<Stuntman21> You're FIRED!
<Drum-Comicking> What?
* Drum-Comicking clears out his desk
<Stuntman21> You're fired. I want you out today.
* Drum-Comicking (~Drum@dork-63960.tamqfl1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Quit: )
<Stuntman21> XD
<Stuntman21> Oh shit
<Stuntman21> >_<
* Project (~MasterKin@65.80.22.dork-26842) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Six|Hyper> .......
<Stuntman21> Great now everyone is going on strike! Goddamn unions!
#34222 +(26)- [X] * Carson_Marl continues to sing loudly as he showers, "Yoda! Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yooooodaaaaaaaa!"
* Carson_Marl continues to shower and sing, "Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the..."
#36792 +(263)- [X] <UmbraSG> Second, you are jealous of my 2" penis?
<Ibuki> wtf
<Ibuki> 2 inches is not a penis
<Ibuki> it's a large clit
#39276 +(11)- [X] <robbie> :D\-<
* robbie was kicked by c-rOCK (punch.)
* robbie has joined #geekissues
<@c-rOCK> wheres your precious -user now? muahahahahahahaha
<robbie> hey im not +fag anymore
<robbie> whats that?
<The_Llama> something is awry
<robbie> what does awry mean?
#43420 +(284)- [X] <ShenLong45> anyone know where to get a texture map of the planet earth, neptune and uranus?
<mikesch> heh, texture map of uranus...
* mikesch dies.
#46862 +(215)- [X] <blu|tired> you tried to compartmentalise and detach yourself from your emotional response to the book and approach it abstractly, trying to purify the visual essence of your own thoughts and feelings.
<blu|tired> so you made a sqaure
<blu|tired> a purple square
#48298 +(259)- [X] <Millenia> Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and Dragons" was the worst movie ever?
<Mareg> We were right?
<Millenia> You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.
#51033 +(261)- [X] <autistk> underneath your clothes there's an endless story?
<autistk> riiiiight
<autistk> I suspect something was lost in the translation
<autistk> or is it about the scene in the neverendingstory when the kid steals the book by hiding it up his sweater?
#55653 +(249)- [X] <Boned> ever watched scrambled porn only to learn 5 mins later that its two guys?
#56230 +(1000)- [X] <Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year
<Rin> 63 in UK
<Rin> 64 in Australia
<Rin> 11,456 in USA
<Ram> we win!
#57017 +(133)- [X] Legion Kreinak: The world's so fuckin' politically correct these days. Before you know it, we'll be required to call black & white cookies african american & caucasian cookies!
Dragon Phoenix: I could just see that on crayons...
#64327 +(910)- [X] <IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER
<IgnusDei> and MY SISTER
<Hyperian> i love your sister
<IgnusDei> no you wouldn't
<IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first
<IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch
#76642 +(11)- [X] <phren> seriously though, ozone hates you
<dragnet> oic
<dragnet> he hates you more
<phren> so?
<phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me
<dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me?
<phren> something about your general suckiness
<phren> drag rhymes with fag and he likes to be the only gay one in channel
#85508 +(258)- [X] <uneekwahn> you know what I hate
<uneekwahn> when you bring a hot chick home
<uneekwahn> you've got a pc in your bedroom
<uneekwahn> and she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard :(
#87022 +(1175)- [X] <chodapp> Girls don't have penises, xooz98
<xooz98> chodapp - i thought that too UNTIL I GOT KAZAA
#105442 +(35)- [X] (cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning?
(cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich?
* cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses
#105513 +(114)- [X] <sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay
#105612 +(592)- [X] <AssBlade> man wtf
<CobraCommander> No manual entry for wtf.
#163333 +(1620)- [X] <ignatios> synchronised swimming mang
<Schatten> ok
<ignatios> _o>
<Schatten> _o>
<ignatios> <o_
<paranoid> <o_
<Schatten> <o_
<ignatios> o/
<paranoid> o/
<Schatten> o/
<ignatios> <o>
<paranoid> <o>
<paranoid> ~~~~~~~~~~~<o/~~~~~~~~ HOLY SHIT I CAN'T SWIM
<ignatios> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~~
<ignatios> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#176616 +(68)- [X] <Esper> And last I checked... IRC is multiplayer notepad... being naked really doesn't matter unless you're REALLY good with ASCII art.
#194253 +(758)- [X] <chanman3> does irc stay open on christmas
#266572 +(1111)- [X] <Rjx> they really need to make formatting a laptop easier, for lazy people like me
<Rjx> they could make them like etch-a-sketches
<Rjx> you just turn them upside down and shake them
<Rjx> and BAM, new install
#281421 +(5101)- [X] mdiym42: note to self
mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them
#414581 +(1265)- [X] <Alluvium> They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p
#474559 +(1758)- [X] <Spazz`> I know that I'm supposed to respect my neighbors' culture because they're hispanic, but I wish that wifebeating was a little quieter.
#526124 +(923)- [X] < teferi> I lost the office pool
< teferi> damn
<+res0> aww, no more swimming at work
#540200 +(1295)- [X] <Gonads> Happens to me too. Actually, I get upset with myself if I see a word I don't know the meaning of. Which is starting to happen more and more.
<Apocalypse> Theoretically it should be happening in a mitigate and subjacent idiosyncrasy.
<Gonads> Fuck you
#598350 +(262)- [X] hydroxyl prod: I'm getting a 19" lcd monitor for my birthday.
hydroxyl prod: I'm very satisified.
hydroxyl prod: But it sucks.
hydroxyl prod: My PC blows ass.
hydroxyl prod: so like
hydroxyl prod: playing at 800x600 ut2k4
hydroxyl prod: on a huge monitor
tehBlueness: fun
tehBlueness: it'll be just like the N64
#621695 +(839)- [X] Marumekomu> This silence is far from golden
<Marumekomu> that reminds me, I need a shower
#623132 +(2150)- [X] <Bonz> I saw a debate in the US Congress where the Coast Guard and others were saying it's impossible to smuggle nukes into the US. One of the Congressman asked, "What if they're smart enough to pack it in a bale of marijuana? We know you can't stop THAT."
#697848 +(379)- [X] <sarae> seems like im getting an abortion every other week lately
<Tarkaan> did you get one of those little cards?
<Tarkaan> cause on the 10th punch, you get a free one
<Tarkaan> like at subway
#737527 +(200)- [X] <Jenny The Xenomorph> I found a good example of why i dont talk to my parents much though. My mum found a picture of the sun my dad took a while back during the eclipse. had a large dark spot on it, which they were trying to work out what it was.
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