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#759 +(1665)- [X]

<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it

#1554 +(674)- [X]

<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn
<ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel
<ckx> 102
<ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys
<ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel
<ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn
<HomerJ> HAW
<ckx> but by then i was already into it
<ckx> so i didn't change it

#2121 +(570)- [X]

*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog
<atnnn> hi
<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN
<Wy4tt> VK_RTM
<atnnn> and minus?
<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM
<atnnn> i can't find it

#2601 +(413)- [X]

<async> Violus: the ICQ protocol is about as good as your performance in bed
<Violus> woah, sweet
* Violus installs ICQ

#2793 +(858)- [X]

* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT
* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER
<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.

#3068 +(13)- [X]

<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad?

#4155 +(841)- [X]

<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though
<CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian"
<CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though
<mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either

#4207 +(250)- [X]

<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks
<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|

#5419 +(348)- [X]

<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet
<shilantra> oh really
<Republica> It's called "Your Neighbor's Phone"

#7806 +(14)- [X]

<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ?
<BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40
<FireFox12> wrong
<FireFox12> its 5:45 in california
<BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P

#8385 +(370)- [X]

<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you?
<chillicha> i am a girl
<MiakaYuki> Exactly.

#8986 +(602)- [X]

<czg> you're not gary larson
<Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know?
<czg> because I'm gary larson

#9544 +(311)- [X]

<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot
<Eficent> i would hit it
<Carface> I would hit it
<Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer

#11497 +(1514)- [X]

<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter.  They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill.
* jre is now known as SoccerMoms
<SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN
* SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians
<Politicians> K

#11630 +(315)- [X]

<bumjock> man I need a hobby
<bumjock> legal this time
<bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies
<bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there

#13608 +(273)- [X]

<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v
* MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away
<MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys!

#14568 +(136)- [X]

<prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME.
<prick> god just imagine, jojo your life
<prick> you wake up in the morning. BREASTS
<prick> you eat some lunch. BREASTS.
<prick> RIPE, FIRM AND WAITING TO BE TOUCHED
<prick> I WOULD LOVE THAT! OH WAIT.....

#16543 +(353)- [X]

<Pest> i was talking to a gurl at school
<Pest> her name was nicole
<Koen> heh :)
<Pest> she was like how are you doing today
<Pest> i went
<Pest> well im alright..but id be better if someone named nicole was slobbing my knob
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> :(
<Pest> she smacked me
<Pest> :/

#17995 +(1521)- [X]

<danie2> do you have a gf?
<ieatrocks> hahahahahah
<ieatrocks> wow, thanks for even asking.

#20747 +(101)- [X]

* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
* Wolf-Olo howls
<Peri> aww how cute
<infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)
<Wolf-Olo> Bastard
<Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close

#22641 +(212)- [X]

<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not fucking worth it!!!

#23026 +(583)- [X]

<Sugizo> "Bother" said Pooh. "j00s 4ll my bi4tch3s"

#26337 +(539)- [X]

<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see
<Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt?
<durt> yes of course
<Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina...
*** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)

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*** Radio_Star has quit IRC (Killed by (Video (Har har)))

#34408 +(79)- [X]

<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from using the die command?
<annjo> you might die

#40228 +(557)- [X]

<JiggyNiggy> soul u ever been caught wanking behind the shed?
<Soulfly-> no
<JiggyNiggy> Good Spot isnt it :D

#45796 +(673)- [X]

*** Guest_011 (amadajoe@ny-auburn1c-81.aburny.adelphia.net) has joined #movies-n-games
*** PlayMate sets mode: +b guest*!*@*.*
*** Guest_011 was kicked by PlayMate (No Guest**** nicks here, type " /nick newnick " to get a real nick and come back)
*** newnick (amadajoe@ny-auburn1c-81.aburny.adelphia.net) has joined #movies-n-games

#47834 +(93)- [X]

<MiniMizer> god damn it
<MiniMizer> my hands are freezing
<MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now
<MiniMizer> bbl

#48808 +(220)- [X]

<Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/
<ibor132> hahaha
<ibor132> howd u manage that?
<SonicRageX> heh
<Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad"
<Lilmuckers> in the lesson
<ibor132> rofl
<Lilmuckers> in front of the calss
<ibor132> whatd he do>?
<Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago"
<Lilmuckers> promiscuous
<ibor132> ROFL!!!!
<SonicRageX> dude
<SonicRageX> thats classic
<ibor132> someone bash that

#49599 +(203)- [X]

<tReMeR> I was cleaning out my closet today and when i was putting my shirts back in the dresser. i wanted to put them in a particular order. I would temperaly put the shirts on this chair until i put them in the closet, in order. and i thought to my self, I have 1, 32$ office chair of cache.
<Gedit> you need a life tReMeR

#50255 +(81)- [X]

<Yin-Tzu> you see, MSminion is really God, and he's just here to slum with the mere mortals
<IICV> God works for MS?
<IICV> That's a revelation in itself.

#52989 +(462)- [X]

<flawed> i bet #mensa is like #lesbians .. except it's a bunch of retards pretending to be smart, instead of a bunch of guys pretending to be lesbians.

#62178 +(183)- [X]

<Lugie> how do i look at a downloaded file
<Paw> open your eyes
<Lugie> where can i find it now thats its downlosaded
<Paw> hit alt + F4 to open your last downloaded program
Quits [Lugie]: (Lugie@AC852723.ipt.aol.com) (Quit:)

#80045 +(888)- [X]

*** Joins: teh_wofl (teh_wofl@128.227.131.153)
<duk> hunyrg liek teh wofl

#81206 +(79)- [X]

<Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels while you squeeze it out?
<Majik989s> all to often
<Giygas199X> It's fun.  I just impressed myself.  It was much bigger than I imagined.
<Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet tonight.

#86029 +(280)- [X]

<Acero> my parents never bought me candy for shit because my moms a dental assistant
<Acero> so i'd have to hide candy like drugs
<Acero> thats how i got so good at it

#106216 +(28)- [X]

<alpha_y2k3> well I was runing a fish screensavar wich is pretty intensive, along with prime

#117711 +(760)- [X]

<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> im from uganda
<@cylyk> interesting
<@cylyk> i'm canadian!
<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> actually im not from uganda
<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> where is canada?
<@swolf> its an american expansion pack

#182213 +(2660)- [X]

<Ephialtes> ugh
<Ephialtes> I.
<Ephialtes> Am.
<Ephialtes> Wet.
<Ephialtes> infact I am BEYOND wet
<Ephialtes> I am soaked
<Ephialtes> no wait, I am beyond soaked
<Ephialtes> I am drenched
<Ephialtes> and I may be beyond that
*** Ephialtes has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (flood)

#246243 +(316)- [X]

<Brynneh|w3rk> im doing my girlfriend all weekend
<Brynneh|w3rk> lol whoops
<Penfold> doesnt stop
<Brynneh|w3rk> *doing stuff
<Brynneh|w3rk> *doing stuff with
<Cavey> I shall mention that quote to her when I next se her
<Brynneh|w3rk> that was the mother of all typos

#271340 +(929)- [X]

<Logan> oh shit, i just got coffee stains and meatball sauce on this guys grandma's death certificate

#400008 +(2044)- [X]

#422785 +(283)- [X]

Osaka> There's no room to be deppressed anymore.
Osaka> I'd angst, but you'd all go to the "Emo" routine.
Osaka> What am I to do, bottle my emotions?
CodenameROFL> yes.
Osaka> ...
Osaka> Teh world = Teh suck
CodenameROFL> YOU'RE NOT BOTTLING!!!!
Osaka> Code, you suck.
CodenameROFL> :P
CodenameROFL> I know
Osaka> Well, suck elsewhere.
CodenameROFL> ...
CodenameROFL> If I could do that, do you think I'd be lurking on the internet?
Osaka> Nuff said.

#560540 +(449)- [X]

<anarch> A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh _ marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday.
<anarch> cant wait to go to china!
<Landslide> SOUNDS GRRRRREEEAAT

#627243 +(857)- [X]

* GLE has joined #motl
<implode> if you want to blow the dealer, thats your option
<{Excabus}> If I was a girl, I'd totally give head for magic cards.
* GLE has quit IRC (Quit: Note to self; stop coming here)

#700847 +(2866)- [X]

andyg721: i think it was on CNN
andyg721: Condoleeza Rice went to Asia
andyg721: the headline was RICE IN ASIA

#740137 +(2668)- [X]

Jenna says:
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Jenna says:
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Jenna says:
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Jenna says:
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Jenna says:
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Jenna says:
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David says:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Jenna says:
what the **** is your problem?
Jenna says:
why do you always do that?

#743233 +(351)- [X]

<Mud_Shark> Dagger thinks an orgy is using more than one magazine

#927751 +(1827)- [X]

<rdubyaj> dude this car I saw....
<rdubyaj> was really dusty
<rdubyaj> and someone had written on it "I wish my wife was this dirty"
<rdubyaj> and underneath that someone else had written "she is"

#952948 +(806)- [X]

<gmaxwell> 1960: "I have a great idea! lets have every person in the country carry a radio tracking beacon!" "That'll never fly!"  2012: "I can has TWO iphones??"

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