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#807 +(321)- [X] <Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material
#1489 +(390)- [X] * NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile
<NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket
#1832 +(79)- [X] <`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age named julie
<`michael> and we had this room in the basement
<`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis
#1835 +(378)- [X] [09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for 'pervert'.
[09:56] <Squizzle> None.
[09:56] <Squizzle> The closest is their word for "native", I bet.
[09:57] <Thom> 'hentai'. 'ecchi'.
[09:57] <Squizzle> Those both mean "Japanese man".
#4205 +(226)- [X] <Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes
<Lepper> like star shaped
#5661 +(372)- [X] <@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM OUT.
#6239 +(224)- [X] <BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
#7039 +(760)- [X] <DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you.
#7765 +(414)- [X] <n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<anathema> yeah
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<faz__> haha
<anathema> haha
<koko> bahaha
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
#8691 +(222)- [X] <^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002
#9985 +(711)- [X] <HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
#14223 +(229)- [X] <madz> sbs, would you choose: Linux, or Windows?
<sbs> I would choose: Oral Sex.
#15464 +(213)- [X] <Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon
<rogue> noz: they might. we should be careful.
#16858 +(624)- [X] <manero> MANLY THINGS:
<manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE
<manero> 2) WAR MOVIES
<manero> 3) BEER BRATS
<rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE
<rebrane-> 4) FARTING
<manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS
<rebrane-> 6) CARS
<rebrane-> 7) FIRE
<manero> 8) BOWLING
<rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE
<ian> 10) BEAR SUIT
<rebrane-> 11) GUNS
<rebrane-> 12) GUITARS
<skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED
<Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN
<rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo
#30325 +(294)- [X] <RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night
<Admiral_Justin> someone did?
<Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in?
<Admiral_Justin> :o
<Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible things to him.
#31549 +(57)- [X] <sdr> SHE MAKES MY DILL GO KOSHER BABY
#34320 +(185)- [X] <Tozz> WHAHAHAH
<Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl
<Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex
<Tozz> <Tre`> all I have
<Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex
*** Tozz is now known as Tozz|Coden
<iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>
#45797 +(123)- [X] *** Chitwonk (~u6020955@210-54-229-7.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined the channel
<Chitwonk> hey chitwonk
<Chitwonk> are you from new zealand?
#49355 +(24)- [X] <HUGE_SUCKER> IT'S PART OF TEH CONSPIRACY HATTER DON'T ASK WE'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU
<TimboFinanceBlows> <---!!!!!
<HUGE_SUCKER> Is that supposed to be a dick, Timbo? Because I read that (including your nick) as "Timbo Finance Blows Cock"
<TimboFinanceBlows> it would not be far off from teh truth
<Nicodemus> man... if that is supposed to be a dick, timbo needs to see the doctor
<TimboFinanceBlows> finance sucks my left nut
<HUGE_SUCKER> Of course, the fact that I see '<---!!!!!' and read 'cock' means I've been reading bash too much
#50053 +(362)- [X] <@Loki^> damn birds
<@Loki^> make too much noise
<@_zOmbIE_> watercool them
#51424 +(184)- [X] <mikaru> cumshots are amusing.
<autistk> bukkake isn't however.. it's just odd
<autistk> fuckin japanese have to always take a decent idea and then totally fuck it up
<mikaru> scary part with jap porn is the girls are yelping and yet the guys arent exactly well endowed, almost as though it's a porno and not real, but i refuse to belief that.
<autistk> they probably put wasabi on them or something
<mikaru> ahahah
#52013 +(67)- [X] <Brainstew> Eww..
<Brainstew> If you think somethign is chocolate on your keyboard, but your not sure...Don't stick it in your mouth.
<Citation> let alone on your penis.
#52279 +(181)- [X] <thursday-> who invented lol
<thursday-> do they get royalties
#52731 +(177)- [X] (Munkee): ban MunkeeFucker
*** eek sets mode: +b *!*munkee@???.blueyonder.co.uk
*** yay sets mode: +b *!*ArseSucke@???.???.???.???
*** Munkee was kicked by eek (oof - don't use bad words)
*** MunkeeFucker was kicked by yay (oof)
#56702 +(251)- [X] <N[]vA> I threw a chiken nuget at a trafic cops while driving back home
<N[]vA> he was on his bonet talking on his cell phone
<N[]vA> fucker has no sence of humor
<N[]vA> 850
<N[]vA> agravating a police officer
<N[]vA> ROFL
<N[]vA> he had mayo on his hat tho
<N[]vA> WAHAHAHAH
#98067 +(37)- [X] <aBoijj> just realised I'd set the web cache on my proxy to 1TB instead of the 1GB I thought I'd set it to
<aBoijj> the machine only has a 4.3GB drive
#100378 +(437)- [X] <deceptika> god created shit....honda made it move
#139489 +(949)- [X] -> *Sea* I'm making services talk and he's so stoned that he thinks he's imagining it :)
<OperServ> WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, LIFESPIKE, YOU TERRORIST BASTARD
<Lifespike> OPER, NO
<Lifespike> dude IM INNOCENT I SWEAR
<@LagServ> YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY
<Lifespike> nooo
<Lifespike> SOMEBODY CALL KEN
<Lifespike> SOMEBODY HACKED HIS BOX
<Lifespike> THE SERVICES ARE ATTAKING ME
<LagServ> GREETINGS, JUSTIN! I AM YOUR GUARDIAN SPIRIT!
<Lifespike> really?
<LagServ> YES. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU OF YOUR QUEST.
<Lifespike> what do i have to do?
<LagServ> You must travel into the wilderness, naked. You must stay there for 18 days. You must fuck every goat you encounter and carry around a bucket of green Jell-O.
<Lifespike> holy shit, i never knew this was real
<Lifespike> i'm gonna do that soon, i swear
<OperServ> DIE!
<MemoServ> DIE!
<NickServ> DIE!
<Lifespike> THEYRE TELLING ME TO DIE
<Lifespike> FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE
*** Quits: Lifespike
<Ariakas> Wow.
<Ariakas> I'd make a hell of a psychologist.
#154462 +(87)- [X] <DefToanz> I hate ugly girls with big tits...because you want to squeeze their tits, but don't want the rest of the body thats attatched to them
<NEGRO> thats why paper bags are one of the single best invintions ever.
<DefToanz> I prefer plastic...that way she dies and you have a couple days to enjoy them
#182885 +(491)- [X] <+ XmasCola> "this screener has been electronically coded to assist in tracking illegal duplications. unothorized duplication of this screener is stricly forbidden."
<+ XmasCola> "if you copied it, we know who did it, so you might as well just turn yourselves in and then we won't punish you as bad"
<+ XmasCola> "we swear we're not bluffing"
<+ XmasCola> "we saw hackers"
#394935 +(501)- [X] <ThaNoise> you know i saw something funny last night. an asian guy wearing a jerry rice jersey. was it wrong of me to laugh at an asian persion with "RICE" printed on the back of his shirt?
#412362 +(1452)- [X] <Pyrol> So, I was in Foods today and we were making pasta and my teacher came over to me and says "Your pot is hanging out". My hand immedietly went to my sweatshirt pocket to make sure my baggy was still there and then she pointed to the pot with the pasta in it. I realized then that the handle was facing out over the edge of the stove. She gave me the weirdest look....
#447564 +(207)- [X] <Tinted_Green> "oh lord who is idling in #heaven, 1337 be your skillz"
#447591 +(2375)- [X] <KK> Anyone here speak Spanish?
<ste> i do
<KK> Shut up. You can't even speak English.
<ste> thats cuz i spanish
#458436 +(868)- [X] SherbyCool: not tuesday
exeblah: ok
exeblah: um
SherbyCool: tuesday the world ends
exeblah: wednesday?
#480363 +(793)- [X] <&Shauna> ~dare
<%ChocoCat> Shauna Has Chosen Dare. Dare: Your dare is to describe in detail the last time you masterbated.
* +Asu unzips pants and watches chat attentively
<+vegeta76> answer shauna!
<+[indy]Muaddib> answer
<+[indy]Muaddib> in detail
<+bahn> She's working on it... :P
<&Shauna> bahn is taking notes
<+[indy]Muaddib> hes got his pencil out but hes not taking notes
#573406 +(795)- [X] <Ryz0r> are your parents gona be at your party?
<z3phyr> my mum is
<Ryz0r> is she cool?
<z3phyr> yeah she is she lets me pretty much do what i want when i want
<z3phyr> all my mates think she is cool which is worrying
<Ryz0r> you think you've got it bad
<Ryz0r> all my mates want to sleep with my mum
<z3phyr> well she is pretty fit
<Rey> Yeah, I'd hit it.
<Lord_Cocktax> me too!
<Ryz0r> AAGH!!
#599113 +(562)- [X] <brukA> I'd hire a pornstar. Everytime I see one they're hard at work.
#632794 +(2872)- [X] Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things.
#664898 +(961)- [X] <Chappy> how did you go online?
<Quasi> I'm on someone else's wireless.
<Chappy> oh really??? that s great!
<Quasi> It's not too bad, but I have to stay completely still or it disconnects.
<Quasi> I'm getting horrific leg cramps, but great download speeds.
#670335 +(2130)- [X] John423: I love her with all my <3.
Acsabh: You love her with all your less than 3? Inches?
#675122 +(347)- [X] <Falc0> i am gonna start a new bussiness,
<Falc0> skydiving for pedophiles
<Falc0> make em pay in advance cash only
#695991 +(536)- [X] <Kraide> Wow, that line you used was repetitive and redundant.
<Jer1400> That's was ironically ironical!
#743532 +(1876)- [X] <aioli> i hope whoever invented the mysterious force gets his or her penis caught in a gear
<raxvulpine> Your attempt to be gender-neutral there only sort of worked.
#763772 +(357)- [X] <+AdamR> bahahahahahah just got a reply from zen about that gateway being named "gay-dsl1"
<Er00`> Oh?
<Pru> WEEEEEEEEEEEE
<+AdamR> Hi Adam, All of our DSL gateways are named after renowned philosophers, in this case Gay is named for John Gay, see the below website for more information; http://www.philosophypages.com/dy/g.htm
<TheDon> rofl
<+AdamR> notice how there isnt a picture of him on that site
<Er00`> Hehe
<+AdamR> thats the best fucking techincal support response i've ever had
#774608 +(276)- [X] <DevilsArms> I hate the saying "Their are plenty more fish in the sea".
<DevilsArms> As soon as you get your tackle out in public you get arrested.
#778845 +(700)- [X] deusnoctum> I love online pharmacy spam that offer "discrete shipping." Does that mean they ship every pill individually?
#865574 +(1858)- [X] <flux-1> certainly vista sucks and I never upgraded, but really, does mac really need to poke at pc in every commercial?
<twentyonegrams> that's like kid with one leg making fun of a kid with one arm
#867104 +(1210)- [X] <philtwo> mmm... smoked clams in a can
<philtwo> only get to feast upon this delicacy when the wife's not around
<PhrkOnLsh> women, eh?
<philtwo> indeed
<philtwo> some men cheat on their wives in their absense... I eat clams in a can
#903604 +(844)- [X] <stc> Pray to God every morning that you can live.
<Salman> you should also take a shower every morning so that others can live.
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