#588620 +(1245)- [X]

TwoHundredNinety: Man. I went to our school's Christmas play today.
Decagon111: Was it an interesting experience?
TwoHundredNinety: It was... uh. Quite interesting.
TwoHundredNinety: We had Scripture quoted at us.  There was a large stained-glass cross. Santa ordered Oompa Loompas to break his elves' kneecaps when they went on strike. There were four machine-gun shootings. Santa died. (Three times, technically.) There were two death threats, independent of the machine gun business.
Decagon111: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
TwoHundredNinety: Yes. ... The death threats were in the service of an anti-materialism parable.
Decagon111: ... I was _going_ to say how weird it was that there were carolers going around two weeks early tonight... but I don't think I'll bother.

#50927 +(895)- [X]

[ @Kruegel ] CharCoal69 what version of mIRC do you have?
***Approximately 18 Minutes Later***
[ +CharCoal69 ] NINETY
[ +Hammer[pth] ] haha, I don't know what was funnier
[ +Hammer[pth] ] the latency of the reply, or the reply itself

#56256 +(762)- [X]

<Campbell> You know you're seriously got nothing better to do when you start measuring time in units other than minutes and hours.
<Oli[bath]> Win2k uptime: two quadrillion two hundred thirteen trillion seven hundred seventy-nine billion six hundred twenty-one million two hundred five thousand two hundred ninety-two Caesium-133 Radiation-periods (2,213,779,621,205,292| 2 days, 18 hours, 53 mins, 41 secs)